Elroy and the Gravitational Fish

by | Apr 18, 2022 | Advice, Big Government, Libertarianism, Licensing | 233 comments

On a recent Glibzoom the question of how best to achieve libertopia was proposed, and I gave my scenario I’ve used over the last 20 years. It was quite well received, as honestly all my ideas are because I’m amazing. So I thought I would share this simple process with the whole class. Now keep in mind, I am not a standard libertarian. I am, of course, a Constitutional Property Rights Minarchist. But, This process would get us as close to the libertopia all you miscreants yearn for.

To achieve maximum freedom while still keeping a functional society I think it the transition makes itself very clear. You start out where we are today. Each day you remove one law or regulation. Hell, the number of laws and regulations we have you could probably repeal one every minute and this process would still probably take decades. (OHHH new idea! We repeal one law or regulation for each dollar the government wants to spend! The velocity of money yo!)

We would start off with the most farcical of laws. Ones 99% percent of people agree should go (Sheboygan WI Sec. 70-153. – Sprinkling of property. No persons shall, with purpose or intent, sprinkle their property in any manner to the distress or annoyance of others.).

From there we work down the list. No matter the metric for speed of repeal, it will be slow, because there are so many damned laws. But, we’ve learned from the frog boiling Progressives that slow change makes for amenable zombies…er…I mean citizens.

So after years or decades or however long it takes, the big government folks tell us that one day this will lead to chaos. So that is how we proceed. We keep repealing laws, regulations and ordinances until we find that final straw that breaks the camel’s back. We go from peaceful suburbia to the Mad Max Wastelands without This One Neat Trick. So, when that one regulation about about the mattress tag is repealed and all of a sudden there are roving gangs of cannibals and our own Lord Humongous rules the wastes and commands the last of the guzzoline, we just put that one back. That apparently is the glue that holds the world together. And that would be end of the expansion of government. If society doesn’t reform? At least we get to live in one of the most badass end of days scenarios.

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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

233 Comments

  1. Hank

    Do you have a newsletter?

    • Ted S.

      I’m more interested in whether he has hookers and blow.

      • Chafed

        They aren’t mutually exclusive.

  2. Hank

    Do you have a newsletter?

    • Hank

      Oh, &^*(, I thought I’d fixed that.

      • Shpip

        We haven’t even started repealing laws yet and the squirrelz are starting on their libertarian dystopia.

      • Tonio

        [licks middle finger sloppily, plans best path of attack on Hank’s ear canal]

    • MikeS

      First sub’ is free. Extra copies gonna cost, yo.

    • DOOMco

      Oh, it’s biweekly?

  3. Hank

    I’m not in on your Zoom conversation, but as a fellow-traveller, I can say what would be most helpful for the common goal of getting the government at different levels to at least slim down a bit.

    First would be a willingness to work with anyone who agrees the government is doing too much and is going in the wrong direction – they may have their own destination in mind which is far from Libertopia, but which would be better than what we got now. So there would be no selling-out involved in such coalitions. There are *certain people* (who cannot be named here) who refuse to reach out to perfectly plausible allies for fear of ritual contamination and losing cocktail party invitations. I’m thinking of the Goshen from which you fled several years ago and their various commentators.

    Next would be an education campaign to show certain people – otherwise-intelligent people who realize the regime is messed up – who think libertarians are the enemy. Like I said before, they’re preaching to Uncle Sam to avoid anorexia when what he needs is to cut the fat. It’s sad. The “postliberals” are promising in so many ways, but when they start going on about how Americans just have too much liberty, they start sounding more like the problem and not the solution.

    And I suppose some would say focus on popular causes, but things are bad enough you may need to be Jeremiahs, and as things get worse, more people may be interested in what you have to say (and subscribe to your newsletter). Just a few random thoughts.

  4. The Hyperbole

    Am I missing some nerdy culture reference with the title or is it just nonsense CPRM came up with? Google gave me nothing.

    • Lackadaisical

      You’re just not cool enough to know.

    • CPRM

      I like nonsense titles.

  5. db

    We need to get Kampered Kristen some Glib-centric decorations for her new digs.

    Who’s in?

    ref

    • rhywun

      LOL but where’s the mirror on the ceiling

    • MikeS

      She mentioned before wanting a woodburning of this. I approve.

      • Fourscore

        “Don’t come a-knockin’ if….”

  6. Don escaped Texas

    pass or repeal any law you wish

    so long as Anthony Scaramucci and Omarosa Manigault Newman are empaneled to continue their great work

  7. Fourscore

    But, but ,but some people would starve.

    • Tonio

      Only if progs refuse to step up. But they hate that response.

  8. DEG

    I like it.

  9. Tonio

    “I am, of course, a Constitutional Property Rights Minarchist.”

    Hoppeans has a sad.

    • Hank

      “a Constitutional Property Rights Minarchist”

      The guys with the commune in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

  10. rhywun

    I also like it but what about all the “administrative rules” and “executive decisions” that did not go through any legislative process. Those fuckers are more damaging than most actual laws.

    Maybe you can cut one bureaucracy with each rule.

    • rhywun

      OK, you do mention “regulations”.

      I reed gud.

    • Fourscore

      Dept of Ed, Energy, etc. Those alphabet depts that produce nothing except paper

    • Hank

      Two bureaucrats enter…

    • Hank

      Two bureaucrats enter…

      • Hank

        I’m so sorry, I took every precaution, I don’t know how it happened.

        Good night, I seem to have inadvertently hit my posting quota.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Real bureaucrats would post in triplicate.

      • MikeS

        Meet Hank; The Squirrel Whisperer.

  11. Hyperion

    “Each day you remove one law or regulation”

    This is an obvious given and I doubt there is one person here who does not agree.

    • Hyperion

      Does the next part involve mulching devices? Because if not, you’re going something wrong.

  12. robc

    Actually on topic, TOS had a great interview with Coase back in the late 90s.

    When he worked for Regulation, he tried to figure out the good from bad, on cost/benefit terms or something. He found that none were good. He was looking at new regs.

    Obviously, some are good. But my theory is we had reached the point of diminishing returns where the interaction of ALL the regs meant any new one was bad.

    We are too far gone. This proposal would work, but qe probably could roll back the last 50 years at one fell swoop without any issue.

    • Hank

      It may have to come more suddenly, like, for example, if there’s (hypothetically) a situation where things are getting progressively worse (in both senses of progressive) and freedom-fanciers are actually listened to when they make the case that the regime is too ambitious and greedy, and doesn’t have Joe and Jose and Kendra Sixpack’s interests at heart. A hard sell since the usual reaction to a bad regime is to embrace people who say “we’re at the edge of a precipice and must take a giant step forward!”

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Correct.

      Here’s why it won’t happen. Whether it happens all at once or a bit at a time, it will be the end of the economic shenanigans. People will suffer, and there will be new laws passed to slap a patch on the suffering.

      *off to urgent care clinic, hopefully my toes are just sprained, not broken*

      • MikeS

        Break a leg!

      • Fourscore

        Stop! Stop! Stop! Don’t break anything!

        /Experienced breaker

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        OH GOD! OH GOD! YOU WISHED THIS ON ME, YOU BASTARD!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!

        ?

      • MikeS

        Wait…why would a muppet have toes?

        ?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        That’s a question only a Muppet racist would ask. It’s like asking why deaf people have ears.

      • MikeS

        I love that one. I think trshy’s handle used to link to it.

      • slumbrew

        Good lord, how have I not seen that before?

        Amazing.

      • Tonio

        Hoping for the best outcome.

      • R.J.

        You are not allowed to be a broken toe twinkie. Not after I broke mine (multiple) last week. Recover quickly!

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        You, too! I only broke one toe, so they taped it to the next toe and sent me home with instructions to pop ibuprofen.

      • Chafed

        Sorry Trashy. Feel better.

    • cyto

      An example of the ratchet only going one way, from Florida.

      We had a highrise condo collapse in Miami. It was built about 40 or 50 years ago. The residents knew there was a problem. They declined to pay for repairs. For years.

      So now the left is demanding new state laws to address this and make sure it never happens again!!

      There is already local laws that prevent this. There are building codes, inspections. They were not followed by the city and county. There are covenants and contracts. They were not followed by the condo owners…. they were required to repair the situation, but didn’t want to spend the money.

      Plenty of blame to go around…. but the first place they are looking is to sue the builders and the second is to pass new laws. Nobody even bothers to make a case… they just say “if you don’t do something, people will die!”

      It is insane, but they are using it as a cudgel against DiSantis and the legislature. It is on the news a lot.

  13. MikeS

    That sprinkler truck is…interesting.

    • Fourscore

      Country boys can survive! C’mon, man, you’re in your own yard.

    • Hank

      I tracked down the image, it appeared on r/Funny under the heading “Russian sprinkler system.”

      So I’m guessing it will shoot its stream into neighboring yards.

  14. DOOMco

    What about 2% of the laws each year?

  15. Tundra

    Nah. Nukes.

  16. l0b0t

    I was posting on a dead thread. Hey LCDR_Fish, check the forum for a copy of some old Commie movie you might like.

  17. Hyperion

    Y’all know about that JD Vance guy Trump is supporting? That guy is fake as Pelosis’s face. Complete fucking fraud.

    • rhywun

      Can’t be faker than Dr. Oz.

      • Hyperion

        No, I think he can be. He claims to be Appalachian, trust me, he is NOT. Born there, maybe? Complete outsider if he was, fake, fake, fake.

      • rhywun

        *shrug* Oz is a flaming leftist. I think that trumps anything Vance has(n’t) said.

      • Hyperion

        I don’t know anything about Oz, but Vance wrote this book and I read a preview, limited amount of it on Amazon, and I was like WTF? Fake ass little weasle, spotted in a matter of minutes…

      • Gustave Lytton

        Oh, that book. I saw him on Tucker and something seemed off about him.

      • rhywun

        A lot of people seem to be agreeing that Trump’s endorsements are shit.

        Which kind of makes me happy.

      • Chafed

        #MeToo

      • Gustave Lytton

        His pickings seem to be as well thought out and effective as his underling hires.

        So much for retiring into a kingmaker role. Trump 2024 ahoy.

  18. Gustave Lytton

    Fuck you safari. I had a perfectly cromulent comment and you fucking reloaded your fucking window you fucking piece of Tim Cook’s flatulence.

    • Hyperion

      Well, Apple is overpriced garbage, what do you want?

      • rhywun

        The only thing more tedious than Region War is OS/computer manufacturer War.

      • pistoffnick

        Taste’s great!

      • Hyperion

        Less filling?

      • rhywun

        You got your Windows in my Mac!

      • Hyperion

        I can upgrade mine and make it taste like chocalate!

    • Hyperion

      One of the very few issues I’ve had with my app that I develped for my biggest client, one of the weirdest issues I’ve ever seen was reported by a guy on a Mac, using a certain version of Safari. It was like he’d click on a command button and nothing would happen. So I found two other people with Safari on Mac and it worked for both of them, different version of Safari. I asked the guy can you try another browser? Worked, so I just told him upgrade your Safari or use another browser, works for eveyone else.

  19. Gustave Lytton

    Each day you remove one law or regulation.

    And every night the legislature passes two more laws…

    Speaking of which, that FL judge’s ruling pisses me off. She starts off by stating that federal law requires masks on public transportation. No. It. Fucking. Does. Not. There is no law passed by Congress that does such a thing. There was a federal regulation or order from an administrative agency requiring it but that is not a law. Agencies cannot issue laws(*), Judge Dipshit. Go back to Schoolhouse Rock. It would provide a better legal education than whatever law school you graduated from.

    This also reminds me of how pissed it makes me that hearings officials are now called administrative law judges, as if agency employees were neutral parties who rule based on the law and facts rather than merely upholding agency policy.

    *stop laughing

    • Hank

      It’s so as many people as possible get to be called “judge,” even after they get new jobs or retire.

    • rhywun

      Now I want to ride the NYC subway without a mask and sue the shit out them when they try to claim it’s still “law”.

  20. Ozymandias

    This was pretty funny.
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    • Hyperion

      WTF? That is totally gay!

      • rhywun
      • Hyperion

        This is not a, well, it’s a weird reply, but after I watched it rain all day and no sun, I thought of this video:

        Great song for even the most rainy day Fine, Fine Day

      • rhywun

        That’s not awful.

        But my link directly references Gustave’s and is therefore better.

      • MikeS

        You got your 80’s in my 90’s!

      • Hyperion

        My 70’s tastes like peanut butter.

      • rhywun

        Pfft mine is from 1998.

      • MikeS

        My 70’s tastes like peanut butter.

        What do the two 80’s songs you linked taste like?

      • Hyperion

        “What do the two 80’s songs you linked taste like?”

        Peanut butter in my chocolate and upgradable OS?

      • Festus

        My 70’s tasted like Hubba-Bubba and cigarettes.

      • slumbrew

        Ideally, the 80’s songs taste like (80’s) Jane Wiedlin

      • Festus

        Oh! Cocaine and Hubba-Bubba, then. I could live with that.

      • slumbrew

        Sounds a bit like Saint Etienne

      • Hyperion

        Very pretty girl, I like the song too.

      • Festus

        Indeed! Nice rack, too.

      • Hyperion

        She’s gorgeous.

      • Festus

        My 70’s girl was Anne Wilson before she devoured the rest of the band.

      • Hyperion

        “My 70’s girl was Anne Wilson before she devoured the rest of the band.”

        My 70s GF was Anne Wilson and that girl going down on each other every night.

      • rhywun

        Oh yeah. I’ve seen S.E. Good show.

      • Chafed

        +2

    • Chafed

      Lol

  21. Festus

    Any property owners, hereabout? Anyone else notice that your home has suddenly become worth about a third more than it was last year? The crash is coming, folks.

    • Hyperion

      No, dude, no one has noticed that. I mean at least not anyone who has’nt been consious for the last year. Democrat voter?, I mean dead people?

    • Hyperion

      Look, there is no way to buy in the current market… well there is, but you have to be really careful, the prices are insanely inflated. This is unsustainable. We are waiting for one year to buy and hoping it self corrects, it has to, there is no way this can continue.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *bides time*

        I’m a little surprised it has sustained so long, but the eventual bubble pop is just as predictable as the inflation.

        Unless our landlord forces our hand, we’re just gonna chill here renting until prices come back to earth. Maybe we won’t get a full crash, but 7.5 to 8 home price to household income ratio

      • Hyperion

        We’re doing the same thing, you know this is unsustainable.

      • slumbrew

        Won’t necessarily be a full “crash” everywhere, either. I bought in 2009 but it was just the barest of dips around here.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It feels like a much more broad based price bubble this time around. Mid range places in the Ozarks (where we are looking) are up 6 figures since late 2019. East Texas houses are up less, but still near $100k rise in the same period. Our house in VA is worth $135k more than we sold it for in mid-2020, and we made $95k on top of our purchase price in 2017. Here in DFW, prices are stupid. This market is primed for a bigger crash. Houses that would’ve brought $250k in 2019 now selling for $550k. Absurd.

      • Hyperion

        Prices where I am looking are up 50-200% everywhere, it is absurd.

      • cyto

        I noticed the same thing. Zilliw thinks my house has doubled in value. My head says take the money.

        So I start looking in out of the way places. Carthage, Tennessee, more than an hour from Nashville. Little 2 bedroom dumps from the 40s are in the 300s. Plenty of half million dollar homes. What?

        North Florida, middle of nowhere, same thing.

        North Carolina… outside Salisbury…. 400k homes under 2,000 Square feet. What the hell?

        I didn’t even see homes under 200k. Not really much under 300k.

        How is that the price of a starter home?

      • rhywun

        I have a friend who bought a condo in NYC about a decade ago. She’s probably rolling in a swimming pool of gold coins now.

      • Hyperion

        I’m not sure if she is going to be more rich or less when she’s the only one still living there in the near future.

      • Festus

        We have a modest home on 1/4 acre that is apparently worth 300 K now. Last year it was 180k. It’s a quiet, safe neighborhood but nothing special.

      • CPRM

        Having a famous person (you) living there raises the value.

      • Festus

        You guys are assholes.

  22. Festus

    Goddamn CPRM! I’m so fond of you!

    • Brochettaward

      THERE ARE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TURNING THE FESTUS GAY!

      WE’RE DOOMED

      • Hyperion

        Just your imagintion because you were already gay, stop blaming it on the water.

      • Festus

        Heh

      • Hyperion

        In Kansas City they’ve went down on each other as fur as they can go?

    • Hyperion

      How is it that anyone does not already know this?

    • slumbrew

      Now do “Chile”

      • Hyperion

        Chee-lay

      • slumbrew

        *fruitlessly searches for clip of Beavis and Butthead’s teacher saying ‘Chile’*

      • Hyperion

        If anyone does not prounance it the way I just showed it, I mean as the country, the are wrong, period.

    • rhywun

      Now do “Nürnberg”. Oh, wait. We’re not doing politically-correct pronunciations for Germany. ’K.

      • Hyperion

        Klaus is upset with you…

      • Gustave Lytton

        Bay-jzing.

        Vienna. (Or Veena sausages if your one of those people)

        And so on.

      • Hyperion

        The sausages and the city pronounciation are exactly the same. Now, does anyone have any more pics of gorgeous girls?

      • Gustave Lytton

        You know who else wanted more Austrian girls?

      • Hank

        Ahnuld?

  23. Brochettaward

    Everybody was Firsting
    Those cats were fast as lightning
    In fact, it was a little bit frightening
    But they Firsted with expert timing

    • Festus

      Tonight there’s gonna be a Firster
      Somewhere in this town,
      Tonight there’s gonna be a Firster
      So don’t you be around.

      Brochetta Brochetta!

      • Brochettaward

        This is the respect that The Bro deserves.

    • Festus

      Mine is better. Admit it!

      • Brochettaward

        Festus, I have given your due as a Firster.

        Do not think that you can challenge The First Of All Firsters. It will be your ruin.

    • Chafed

      You were Rick rolled?

    • rhywun

      I don’t remember what that means.

      It sounds so early aughts.

      • rhywun

        I can’t imagine why anyone would attack our little place.

        I would say get thee to an adblocker if you don’t have one.

    • Plinker762

      I keep getting spam on this site. Weird numerical arrays keep showing up and I believe they are some kind of satanic messages.

      • UnCivilServant

        I tell you it’s the commetn bots core dumping.

        Next patch this will go away.

  24. Festus

    If KK is around. Judi is actually quite adept at wood-burning. She could set you up right quick.

    • Chafed

      I’m going to just leave that alone.

      • CPRM

        Judy burns his wood after he uses the mushroom maker.

      • rhywun

        Mentos!

      • Festus

        The Fresh Maker!

  25. CPRM

    It’s my Friday night! Woooooooo!

    • Chafed

      Good article CPRM.

      • Festus

        It really was. I lurve him in a platonic way, by the way.

      • Brochettaward

        There is no love between man and Firster.

  26. Gustave Lytton

    Sorry Ozy. Screw you Nazgûl. I hope you all get forcibly injected with a full schedule of FYTW delivered with 4/0 gauge needles.

    • Festus

      Right in the knee-cap.

    • rhywun

      Ah, an early proponent of woke gibberish.

      Excuse me Vice President Koko, no one cares about your “gammy”.

    • Festus

      Divide and conquer? Fuck these assholes!

  27. Festus

    Whelp, I’m shit-faced. Supposed to be taking meds but I’m not. Five weeks worth of work left and then it’s over forever. Not quite sure what to think about that.

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      I just finished a ten hour shift then rode my bike home through a snowstorm. maybe I can quit in 20 or 30 more years.

  28. Ted S.

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      Recovered from a terrible start. Hail Mary on the top left.

  29. Sean

    Damn, that Florida ruling did make a difference!

    Per the news, masks are off…and yet the news guy still wears one…

    *sigh*

    Where’s that comet?

    • rhywun

      “Does anyone know if any airline is still doing mask mandates (and will still be doing them come Summer?” asked Michael Rosenbloom. “I’m considering registering for a conference that requires flying cross-country, and I’m not really willing to board a flight that does not mandate masks.”

      There’s one in every crowd.

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      Forget it Sean, it’s Californiatown.

      • Sean

        Mornin.

    • Tres Cool

      I loved the one comment about raising children of the korn.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

  30. Hank

    testing

  31. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, Hank (welcome to the early morning Glib crew!) Sean, Yu, Teh Hype, and Ted’S! (And I see you down there, HE!)

      Another stinkin’ freeze warning here in SW OH! To whom may I direct my complaints? I can go Full Karen on someone! Just watch!

      • Tres Cool

        I have the news on- Gabby got a haircut!

        /apropos of nothing

      • Gender Traitor

        As if by magic, just pulled it on my laptop.

        Can Dontre Drexelius possibly be a real name?

      • Tres Cool

        Thank you. I thought I was the only one that felt that way.

    • DOOMco

      Breakfast of champions
      Waffles.

  32. hayeksplosives

    AccuWeather just sent this out.

    Mebbe I should rethink commuting through Spring Mountain to Vegas today….

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    * WHERE…Spring Mountains-Red Rock Canyon.
    * WHEN..Until 9 PM PDT
    this evening.

    * IMPACTS…Damaging winds will likely blow down trees and damage power lines. Widespread power outages are expected.
    Travel will be dangerous,
    especially for any high profile vehicles.

    * ADDITIONAL DETAILS…Wind
    gusts at Angel Peak have already gusted early this morning above 70 mph. This potential will continue through this afternoon.
    Wind gusts over 70 mph are expected mostly for elevations above 9000 feet, but gusts over
    60 mph could be possible as low as Red Rock Canyon.

    PRECAUTIONARY/
    PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS..
    People should avoid being outside in forested areas and around trees and branches. If possible, remain in the lower levels of your home during the windstorm, and avoid
    windows. Use caution if you must drive. Recreation is highly discouraged as these wind gusts could be very dangerous to anyone outdoors.

    • Tres Cool

      at least you have a Tesla and arent driving a panel-van

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Some of the modern vans look like they’re so top heavy they could be pushed over by a strong sneeze. Driving one of those in a windstorm has to be a white knuckle affair.

      • Tres Cool

        I dont know which is worse- a 20′ panel van through the Wisonsin Dells during high winds or a 350 lb Suzuki 600 on the interstate. Ive experienced both.
        Pucker Factor > 900

      • hayeksplosives

        My model Y is about 4555 pounds, and it’s a very low center of gravity due to the batteries.

        The model 3 is 4250 lbs and even closer to the ground; If I do decide to go today, I’ll probably take that one. When Tesla was going through road testing, they couldn’t tip it over. They tried going faster, even increasing the banking angle, and eventually labeled the model 3 “untippable”.

    • Fourscore

      Tread lightly, HE

      • hayeksplosives

        I just had to get out of bed to close windows due to the wind picking up. And that’s here in the valley ar only 3000 ft!!

        I am not going to chance the drive today. “Stay away from windows”?? “Power outages expected”?!?

        Yeah, nah. Think I’ll cool my jets today.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Careful! Sounds like a good day to chill out at home.

    • Tres Cool

      suh’ cuh

    • robodruid

      Good Morning UCS, HS, GT, et al.
      Suns’ coming up, going to be a good day…..

      In more annoying news, i think I have to take another sheep to the vet. She is a good sheep mama, gave birth to twins. But has maybe a bulge on her right side. So the old xc-90 will be doing truck duty again.
      We have had a lot of wind in OK again. But being out in the country, its much more apparent that if you are in the city.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Best wishes to mama sheep.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, ‘bodru! Hope Mama Ewe is OK. I have to lug the Big Dumb Cat to the vet this afternoon for his shots, but the worst I’m expecting is to be told he needs to go on a diet.

      • hayeksplosives

        Good luck with mama sheep.

        Twins are pretty common for sheep, aren’t they?

        I hope everyone has a good day, 2 legged folks and four legged alike.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U. WFH day?

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes, fortunately. I was able to cook up some italian sausage and sauteed mushrooms for breakfast. (just started eating) beats whatever I can scrounge on those days I have to rush out the door.

    • cyto

      Good mornin’

    • Fourscore

      I have a couple pictures for you, UCS.

      Do you have my email address?

      • Fourscore

        Yep, drop a line and you win the prize.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Chocolate-filled eggs? “Forget it, he’s rolling.”

    • Fourscore

      Occasionally mistakes are made by the bridge builders or the truck loaders

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie!

      So – C&H. Best comic strip ever? I believe one could make a good case for that.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Mornin’, GT! Best strip ever, and Calvin’s dad is my role model.

      • Gender Traitor

        Can’t disagree, but I also have a special place in my heart for Agnes.

  33. cyto

    I heard the new rationalization on home prices. Millennial are finally ready to start buying. That huge glut of buyers is driving up prices.

    So sayeth the lady on NPR yesterday.

    No mention of Blackrock and other investors snapping up properties.

    Neither explanation works well for me, but at least the Millenial take explains why it is so widespread.

    NPR lady also said work from home means people can live anywhere, so prices are up everywhere.

    I still don’t get it. Millennials are so broke i have to pay their student loan for them, but they are buying 400k starter homes in podunk Kentucky?

    • Fourscore

      I had a 37% bump in my assessed value for next year’s taxes. I never thought I’d be living in such an expensive house.

      Hey, Mom, look at me now, haven’t had a job for 30 years.

    • UnCivilServant

      A starter home is something like the $82k shoebox I own. Almost half a million in podunk kentucky should be palacial.

      • Sean

        Used townhomes around here are selling for $300k. Not high end.

      • rhywun

        Just looked at one of my childhood homes in Rochester – 94K. My mom bought it 1979 for around 22K.

        Gigantic mansions on nearby Seneca Parkway are going for around 250K.

        Plenty of bargains in depressed Rust Belt towns…

      • UnCivilServant

        I just took a look at the neighborhood where I grew up in syracuse.

        In my mental map, the street my childhood home is one ran east-west. On the map is has moved to north-south.

        The only business that is still there is the bank where I opened my first checking account. The pizza place, the convenience store, the meat market – gone.

      • DOOMco

        You want a condemned building older than the us? Come to NH where you too can own rotting wood for a mere 400,000

    • Fourscore

      Working from home is the rationale used by the local banditos but zoning laws are the real culprit. Still, teachers need a pay raise to keep up with inflation.

    • hayeksplosives

      I learned the term “Zoomtown” (a play on Boomtown) last year during Covid. People who were making $100-300k in cities then moved into small towns doing telework for their same employers but suddenly had waaay more disposable income due to the decrease in their cost of living.

      So they paid far more for cars, houses, etc than the small town locals, thus driving up the housing prices.

      Seems plausible.

  34. Sean

    7️⃣ 5️⃣
    6️⃣ 3️⃣

    🙂

  35. l0b0t

    HOLY MACKEREL! So, the conversation about housing got me a bit curious, so I checked my neighborhood. Our development is comprised of large buildings divided into 4 duplex town-homes. They sold, brand new, in 2011 for $500K. The construction would NEVER pass inspection in Florida or Louisiana; they are built like vertical mobile homes. Wind blows through the light sockets on exterior walls, the building has settled to the point where a couple doors do not close and a ball will roll across the house on its own, the yard (having the topsoil and my lovely garden washed away by SuperDuperStorm Sandy) is nothing but garbage fill, etc. These units are on Zillow for $1.7 million. I guess I’m renting for the rest of my days.