WHERE MOVIE MAN?
MOVIE MAN ASK STEVE SMITH TO SHOW FUNNY MOVIE ABOUT BIGFOOT TONIGHT…
MOVIE MAN THINK HIM SMART, KEEP STEVE SMITH AWAY FROM FOREST WATCHING SILLY MOVIE!
STEVE SMITH KNOW MOVIE MAN CAMPING!
STARTING MOVIE NOW, THEN GO MEET QUOTA WITH MOVIE MAN AND HIM FRIENDS!
BY MEET QUOTA MEAN…
STEVE SMITH RIDE HIM LIKE MERRY GO ROUND HORSE!
MAKE HIM GO UP AND DOWN!
HIM ONLY SEE FACE WHEN SPARKS FLY FROM CRYPTID FRICTION!
STEVE SMITH PLAY GOOD MUSIC SO YOU NO HEAR SCREAMS FROM MOVIE MAN.
IF TUBI GIVE PROBLEM, GIVE STEVE SMITH ADDRESS IN COMMENTS. STEVE SMITH STOP BY AND FIX PROBLEM. BY FIX PROBLEM MEAN…
IF TUBI GIVE PROBLEM, GIVE STEVE SMITH ADDRESS IN COMMENTS. STEVE SMITH STOP BY AND FIX PROBLEM. BY FIX PROBLEM MEAN…
🙂
I was going to bless this post with an 8:00 First, but then DEG and the early post time ruined it for everyone.
The entire thread is ruined now. You can all go home. Sorry, RJ.
*insert Price is Right fail horn*
Glad to be of service.
If you posted a first you’d be an hour late.
If you posted a first at 8:00 you’d be an hour late.
Forget it Mike, it’s Bro-town.
If you’re wondering why you are a seconder, it’s not the top reason, but in the top five reasons is that you don’t operate under Firster time.
*hits play*
The opening shows promise.
Strong start, indeed.
The acting is top notch.
Wow, these are the greatest performances ever captured on film.
I really dig that tune. Also, interesting guitars. The bass player is playing a 2 string. The lead switches from a 6 string to a 4 string (or two tuning pegs are hidden)
I’m sure this contest is necessary for the plot.
Following two recommends from that movie got me to “Femalien: Cosmic Crush” which appears to be the sequel to a movie I actually watched back in 98, “Femalien”
I don’t think the wife will want to watch it with me though.
The blonde reporter looks like a woman I saw in a porn some time ago.
I had just been thinking “85% chance at least one of these actresses has done porn”
Yeah and not the ones you want to watch.
The cryptozoologist must have done some good drugs.
I was waiting for the “Deliverance” reference.
Now I know why I’ve never done the Thursday movie with you guys.
I’m sorry I didn’t First and get things off to a better start, Hayek. I’m pregnant. I’m off my game. Maybe next week I can make this post more inviting for the females here.
You don’t need to apologize for something that didn’t happan which has never happened before.
Hyperion is too busy making himself air tight to even learn about Firsting.
Making things airtight requires a lot of caulk.
The giggling quadruplets grew up:
https://youtu.be/Fnv0Onajzyw
That is a frightening amount of teeth.
You’re not kidding
I’d be willing to insert things there to prove that it’s safe, if any volunteers are needed?
Do Gingers have a soul when there are 4 of them?
No. Gingers don’t have souls. They steal the souls of those they come into contact with.
I’ve never seen the original video. It’s pretty damn cute (and so is Mom).
Awwwwwww.
Well, you shitlords, you just parade around here in your ignorance not realizing that society is about to completely breakdown and the apocalypse is upon us. The rules have been thrown out and now it it will be nothing but chaos because on one social media platform we all know about, they might allow some semblance of free speech! Nothing more dangerous has ever been tried. You’re doomed, I tell you, doomed! If the USA and Russia right now engage in an all out nuclear exchange, it couldn’t compare to this! Political corrrectness will be broken! Feelings will be hurt! Preferred pronouns will not be respected! Frogs will leave the water, swarms of locust! Brian Stetler face down in the street sobbing! And it is all your fault!
The worst part is my eye doctor dilated my pupils almost 4 hours ago and they still aren’t back to normal.
That’s weird that you mentioned that. I suffered all day yesterday because I woke up with a sore right eye and I thought I must have poked myself in the right corner of that eye while sleeping, but then my vision was sort of blurry in that eye and about 10 minutes later, I couldn’ really open that eye and started having pain and I’m like uh oh, something is in my eye and about 15 minutes later, my wife got an eyelash out of that eye, ouch. It hurt for a while, but It’s OK now.
I hope you’re OK.
Thanks. Yeah, just being a little dramatic. It’s not so bad, just an annoying bit of extra sensitivity to light. She does this every year, not sure why they are taking so long to go back to normal.
#FirstWorldProblems
OK, just a routine check then, good to hear!
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Gotta stop the movie.
This movie is… odd.
Your pet really does love you:
https://youtu.be/B8_P7Oznm18
Awww. Always love those videos.
Somone needs to send that link to the homo sapien version of Steve Smith of TOS fame and sign it ‘SF’.
Wow, that was like watching Taxi Driver for the first time.
Taxi Driver is overrated.
Taxi Niblick is better.
Taxi dancers, on the other hand….
Thanks for missing the point, Ted.
Who pissed in *your* nightcap?
No one, but go ahead and insert Citizen Kane or The Rules of the Game or whatever.
“You will die in this trail!”
https://youtu.be/CHps2SecuDk
Relevant
Also relevant
No, shop keep. Just the bullets. Just the bullets.
ALOL
OT
This is fucking scary shit IMO,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4inJSblCUY
That was a good rant.
Truth is usually, eh?
Sen. Harley is already trying to get the new agency dissolved.
Hawley
He’s annoying but I voted for him anyway. Better than Claire McCaskill.
DHS? About twenty years too late.
When the creation of the DHS was first announced, my first thought was, “Great, now we have our own Gestapo.” As if the FBI/NSA/CIA aren’t bad enough. They’re the One Ring to Rule Them All, I guess.
“You heard about the new ministry of information this morning and immediately thought of the NKVD because why wouldn’t you?”
lol
Hockey still has its culture on the ice. Away game and we have a player that announced they are retiring and fans and other team honor that.
STEVE SMITH ‘O’ FACE EPIC
Oh this is good. I’m definitely finishing this one. Maybe not tonight though
anyone awake?
Yes. But I am not supposed to be here. So shushshshsh.
Firsters never sleep. They can’t.
But I don’t want to talk to you.
She-ra
What a great show; I never knew.
https://youtu.be/XnD01qkQJOk
I had no idea you could make a movie for less than a thousand dollars.
LOL, the newspaper guy has a paper on the wall ‘Jersey Devil Seen at White House’. I stole from this movie without ever seeing it before!
Hyman reform school!
Don’t y’all know it’s past bed time? None of you works?
You know, I used to think I was a good shitposter, but I bow my head to the master:
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
· Apr 27
Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
Sounds like a Hat tweet…story idea?
Yeah, do Musk as POTUS sitting in the Oval office smoking a joint and a ‘New Improved Coke’ button on the desk.
I was thinking more along the lines of Elon sitting in the Tesla office and The Hat doing drugs with him and goading him into buying twitter and then The Hat writing this tweet.
Nice! Do it!
Alt least Musk doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously unlike the human scrotum that flies around in his personal penis rocket. Gates sucks too.
I may have to rethink this whole Twitter thing just to follow him, ’cause THAT’s funny! ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg
This song automatically plays whenever Tres enters a Wafflehouse.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKbyWSwd7hk
Great moments in cinematic history.
The book was better.
*folds arms*
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/2-corona-women-arrested-weeks-after-riverside-arson-police/
Wait, what?
It usually takes more than two Coronas before I get all arson-y.
Need the empty bottles to make enough moltovs?
Bah. I’m an Eagle Scout. I don’t need no steenkin accelerant.
But you have to admit, it does make things go faster.
Again, I ask “Wait, what?”
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/04/western-pa-high-school-students-planning-anti-bullying-demonstration-forced-to-postpone-due-to-bullying-report.html
Curate a change to the environment of the school?
I also wonder if any students felt as if they were being bullied into taking part in the demonstration.
When I was in school, we had bigger things to worry about than bullies bullying people into attending anti-bullying demonstrations.
It’s pushback to the definition of bullying expanding to include nonsense would be my guess. The biggest (and whiniest) bullies these days seem to be the anti bullies in many cases. If the bullying hasn’t crossed the swirlie threshold it’s just uncomfortable social interaction.
Sounds like “the community” is sick of their shit.
So they’re not for the latest thing? Arrest them!
Be quiet! Next they’ll be calling you a Menshevek and whatever shall we do?
Well, they deserve an A in their Demokrasee! class.
https://youtu.be/jt8lViuzILg
An excellent cover. ?
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/berks/gov-wolf-visits-reading-to-push-plan-for-2k-stimulus-checks/article_111b3a6a-c76f-11ec-add6-236d18e6873d.html
Stop it. Just stop doing this.
JFC.
If they launder that money through the taxpayers long enough, they can probably turn that two billion into four billion. Win-win!
That’s a good way to put it, but most of the laundering is going through deadbeats and parasites.
*Checks 1040*
Yup.
Why not just suspend the gas tax for a bit? Seems like that would have a more immediate and broader effect.
This is how you make it look like big daddy is solving your problems instead of being the cause of your problems.
Morning Glibs.
Keep yer ammo dry.
Interesting article on the head of the new disinformation board:
https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/remember-george-orwells-ministry-of-truth-orwell-meet-joe-bidens-disinformation-governance-board/
I don’t care about the Harry Potter themed rock band. The rest sucks though and the thought that they’d put a person like this in charge just shows they’re off the fucking rails.
I expect nothing less from an administration that has consistently picked comically awful people for every single position that opens up.
It is like they are purposely just throwing shit at the wall. They obviously don’t care anymore. “My way or the highway”
Good morning, Stinky, Sean, rhy, U, and Ted’S!
It’s Friday! And payday! And not just any payday – it’s the twice-yearly third-pay-in-the-month payday where they don’t deduct any health insurance premiums! ?
I hope all of you have a day this good.
Yay! I’m up for my holiday pay for all of the wrong reasons.
Good morning, Fes! How are you feeling today?
Better, thanks! I can’t predict one day over another so I’ll take the good ones, Thanks for asking, Red! It means a lot.
twice-yearly third-pay-in-the-month
Congrats! We’re on the opposite cycle, so no triple joy for us until July(and December).
I like when the interval creeps backward because of the way the days land, so that the next three-pay month is only FIVE months away!
(And, of course, good morning, TARDy!)
Mornin’, Glibred.
I liked it better when Mrs. T. got paid opposite to me. Then we would get 4 triples per year. She keeps getting moved around by her boss(es), so her check is financed by a different division every time she gets “transferred”.
Fun fact, apropos of nothing except getting paid by multiple entities: Way back in my “past life” when I had delusions of becoming a teacher (I still shudder at the thought of how close I came to that fate!) I subbed occasionally at a school that straddled the OH/IN state line (which ran right up the center of the school gym.) Every time I subbed there, I got two checks – one from the OH side and one from the IN side. (I think the school district, if not the school itself, also sat in two OH counties, but I don’t recall that I got THREE checks.)
What fun at tax time.
Our third pay was in March (and September), but our health insurance is done in 26 installments.
Pretty sure ours is too. I’ve never heard of this third-payday thing.
I have monthly bills and get paid every two weeks, so those two months you get a third paycheck seem nice, even though I’m not budgeting on a month-to-month basis.
It’s like those online banks that claim they can get your pay for you up to two days early. What difference does it make, since you’re getting extra pay?
Not really, they pushed updates to my work desktop, which aleays messes things up and I spend time fixing whatever gets broken.
Sorry, that sucks. I hate wasting time because of broken “updates”.
I’m sorry. ? At least (I hope) they’re calling them “updates” instead of lying and calling them “upgrades.”
I think I’ve gotten it sorted out.
???
I hear ya, UCS. One of our previous antivirus apps (we seem to get a new one about twice a year) would break my Cygwin setup every time we got Windows updates. I considered requesting a MacBook but after watching my colleagues wrestle with the updates on that platform decided against it.
Mornin’, GT and all the rest of you reprobates. We get paid twice a month, so don’t get that extra joy twice a year. I may suggest this to HR as a way to boost morale. I could use a few brownie points
Good morning, ‘patzie! When we first went with this payroll processor, my boss couldn’t understand why they couldn’t just divide our annualized share of the monthly premiums by 26 instead of 24, but I think even he has gotten on board with the “payroll holiday” idea.
…wait, what?
The divide annual rate by 26 for simplicity of processing is the way we do it. Why are they unable (or is it unwilling) to do that?
::shrugs:: This is our payroll processor/PEO. Yesterday I discovered – and had to work with our “payroll manager” to fix – an error in one employee’s PTO hours that had been made back in January and had prevented her from accruing additional hours each pay period since then. Happily, I think the employee had been blithely unaware of the problem.
Sheesh. If I discovered I was not getting my accruals, I’d be pissed. Good thing it was caught and fixed before she tried to take a vacation.
One more month and I will be able to join in the jest. Thursday nights are work nights.
I know what is gonna happen. I always know what will happen. I’m the old Gypsy…
Not a tramp or a thief?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSZwEwl_1Q
Cher wasn’t half bad looking back then. The straight hair looked better but the finger in the lightsocket look was acceptable also.
You’re not the
…oops
not the … only one.
https://youtu.be/Ky6GupHDuOw
Did you just have me cursed? ?
Nice! An old GF identified as a Welsh witch. Stevie Nicks was the primary soundtrack when she was around.
They all do that.
I hate,hate,hate having to use this new timecard app. I work 8 hours per day, five days a week. How fucking hard is that? At least I usually get overpaid when I get distracted.
What’s an extra trailing zero among friends?
Instead of $1.00, you get $1.000
You and your decimal point privilege.
If you miss your stamp by 7 minutes there will consequences. CONSEQUENCES! Fuckers got shafted by that pay-roll fuck up last winter. Won’t be my problem anymore soon. Try working a physical job and being prompt on your call ins. We even have to report our breaks.
The last time I had to interact with an actual time clock was at my jobs during college. I honestly don’t miss those stupid things.
Had a consulting gig with the NYC Board of Ed in the late ’80s. Everyone punched the clock, half hour for lunch at noon. In a 16 story building with four elevators. Quickly learned to go up from the twelfth floor at lunchtime
Mid-scrub of toilet. Better chime in!
suh’ fam
yo whats goody
Tall Covfefe and fucking freezing. Looks like we go directly from winter to summer this year.
Cold Spring this year. Now it looks like its gonna get wet and wild.
That’s kind of the normal around here.
Im sticking with my “no beer before noon” regimen despite having 3 frosty Tall Cans® sitting in the fridge.
Seductive and beguiling, beckoning softly to me with their siren-song…
Are you switching to days?
No, just trying to break the habit of coming home and immediately opening a “barley soda” or two. Destroys any motivation I have to do anything.
got it
You know they want it.
We’re still here, so that’s good.
I’m off, but woke at 5. I hate it when that happens, but better than some alternatives… for now.
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Fuck you fuck you fuck you and FUCK YOU.
Look at the lower right.
Ouch. Burn and then double burn.
I’m still struggling with that fucker.
Nothing like your seed word giving you four greens, then needing two more guesses to find the fifth.
I got three greens and decided to go with my second seed word after yesterday’s debacle.
It occurs to me, since The Hyperbole is making a scoring system, that the final score should be (total number of guesses + chump penalty)/(sum of the scrabble values of the twenty letters in the answers).
1) it makes winning games like today more valuable than easy days.
2) It makes the soring system more opaque, arcane, and excessively complicated.
3) It renders the scores as decimals < 1.000, which is the mark of a real stats system.
#1 can be handled by calculating a Par rating for the day instead.
#2 and #3 are detriments and should be discarded.
OFFS duh
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Indeed. Barely avoided chumpland.
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Too early for Q. Did something that I don’t really care that much about.
Framed #49
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https://framed.wtf
Aren’t there already enough word games running around?
Nope. They are all the same, but different. 🙂
You’re right, there aren’t enough gun-based puzzle games.
I like the color/number “Mastermind” better, but that’s a real life 2 player game.
It’s especially fun if you use 2 Mastermind boards at the same time, so that each player is both a puzzle maker and a puzzle solver.
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*Kif sigh*
Chumpville, here I come!
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Globle kicked my ass today
? Apr 29, 2022 ?
? 15 | Avg. Guesses: 7.27
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#globle
Good morning everyone. Due to the demographics of our peninsula, many FDNY funerals are held here. Today is a big one. Six year veteran Tim Klein was killed fighting a building fire in Canarsie, Brooklyn the other day. The services are being held at his parish church, which is located between the 2 schools my kids attend. Traffic is such a mess that I’m keeping the kids home today.
Arson?
“the demographics of our peninsula”
I’ll bet St. Patrick’s Day is a real hoot. Have fun with the kids.
You don’t have schools close enough to walk to?
Maybe they’re littl’uns but yeah I had to walk from age 7 or so about a mile and a half.
Sorry about the fire fighter but isn’t he just like the rest of us? I mean I pulled a couple of dudes out of a burning semi and nobody ever gave me a medal.
They didn’t? When was that? Was it somthing I missed, or before Glibs existed?
I was a young man and drunk. I wasn’t going to hang around. Dudes hit the ditch and needed help. Everyone else stopped and stared, I crawled up and helped them out. It’s what one does. We skedaddled. River drinking all day.
Tech: “These OCAPs are not the same”
Me: “That’s because these are completely different analyses”
Manager: “You’re right, our OCAPs should all be standardized”
Me: *mutes mic*