The Future is Next Thursday

by | May 21, 2022 | Beer, Food & Drink, History, Musings | 93 comments

Perhaps it is having to attend multiple graduation ceremonies in the past month or the fact that somebody from my high school class dug me up on the Book of Faces, am I suddenly dealing with the inevitable feeling of being old?

Nah. I’m not even 40 yet.

This is my review of Alaskan 35th Anniversary Russian Imperial Stout:

I turned down going to my 20th high school reunion.  A few friends aside, I didn’t care much for high school.  The fact that 20 passes around the sun since I graduated weighed on me briefly.  It wasn’t one of those woe is me type of deals, at least I don’t think it was. It was something else:

I was supposed to be living in a futuristic version of the 1980’s as promised in Back to the Future 2; this is not the 21st Century I was promised.

  • Back then I lived in constant fear my car was going to overheat and strand me in the middle of the desert.  Now the fear is the battery will run out prematurely and leave me stranded in the middle of the desert.  Then there are flying cars:  there more like enormous drones.
  • Back then UFOs were the domain of crackpot theories. Now we’re trying to speculate if the Grays or the Lizard People will control the Earth.
  • Back then George Bush didn’t know which country to invade.  Not a problem, he still doesn’t.
  • Back then I was surprised to learn Dick Van Dyke was still alive.  Today he still is
  • Back then the joke was Nazis on the moon.  Today its communists.
  • Back then the most recognized NFL player was Tom Brady…its still Tom Brady.
  • Back then people used the entire processing power of their PC to search for aliens, today they’re searching for internet funny money.
  • Back then Keanu Reeves stars in a Sci-fi thriller with dated graphics.  Today Keanu Reeves stars in a Sci-fi thriller with dated…actually I still haven’t seen it.  I shouldn’t make fun of it.

Okay so it can’t be all bad we still live in the 90’s.  Its not like we’re about to lockdown again over monkey pox

 

Its not everyday the word anniversary shows up on a beer bottle, but it happens enough that it seems like another excuse for a brewery to put out a batch of something they rarely make and call it a special edition.  I’m no complaining, really, except for the price tag.  Although $10 for a bomber is totally reasonable these days now that I consider the rates of inflation…

…this is excellent.  Very thick though, which was to be expected.  Not something you want to do when its starting to hit 100 degrees, perhaps, but good enough.  Heavy roasted coffee overtones but sweetened a bit by the other ingredients.  It winds up finishing a bit like pancake syrup but not that intense a sweetness.  Nice and subtle.  Find while you still can. Alaskan 35th Anniversary Russian Imperial Stout: 4.5/5

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93 Comments

  1. slumbrew

    That’s the highest rating I can remember you giving.

  2. R C Dean

    I don’t recall the Matrix graphics being dated at the time.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      It was pretty standard in video games and GAP commercials.

    • Fatty Bolger

      It was anything but dated overall, some of the 3D techniques they were using were revolutionary (and also not always recognized as 3D by viewers). The quality of the pure 3D graphics was uneven, sometimes great, sometimes a bit dated. Though I watched it again with my son not long ago, and thought it held up very well.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I don’t know, I watched it about a month ago, granted I ate some brownie about 30 mins prior.

      • Chafed

        Now there is another review you can do.

  3. Grosspatzer

    I turned down going to my 20th 50th high school reunion. A few friends aside, I didn’t care much for high school.

    At least you had a few friends. The only two classmates I care to engage with are the ones who greeted me at my first AA meeting.

    Me: “I was wondering where you guys went. Haven’t seen you at the bar in months.”

    Classmates: “We were wondering when you’d get here.”

  4. Tres Cool

    Dicky van Dyke is just his SAG name. On his agent’s insistence, he changed it from Penis von Lesbian.

    • rhywun

      Saw that article yesterday. I had no idea he’d robbed the cradle, that rascal.

      • Ted S.

        His wife is younger than you! 😉

      • Tres Cool

        Yeah. While personal and likely inappropriate, I have some questions about some things.

  5. Grosspatzer

    While monkeypox Covid is rare and usually non-fatal, one version of the disease kills around 10% of infected people. The form of the virus currently circulating is thought to be milder, with it has a fatality rate of less than 1% for those under the age of 65.

    Us old folks apparently have some protection from monkeypox via the smallpox vaccine. Jab up, younguns!

    • dbleagle

      It is hard to believe today that in 1967 approximately 2,000,000 people died of smallpox and the 20th Century death toll alone is upwards of 1/2 billion deaths. Even in the 20th century the death rate was around 30% and the survivors were usually literally scarred for life. Science developed an effective and safe vaccine and eliminated the disease. Through most of the world the choice to be vaccinated was voluntary and people got the vaccine because smallpox was a known scourge. It took over 2000 years of deaths, and the industrial/scientific revolutions but mankind got it done.

      I got the vaccine in grade school. DoD decided to vaccinate us all before going to Iraq “the reboot war”. The Army being the Army decided to place my new vaccination on top of my old vaccination scar so who knows if it took. Bring it on monkeypox!

      In the 21st century when faced with “da vid” the “SCIENCE” panicked and quickly came up with a series of failed vaccines and decided that “my body my choice” was not operative for a less than 1% chance of death. FML.

      • Grosspatzer

        Science developed an effective and safe vaccine and eliminated the disease.

        Vaccines are meant to prevent you from contracting a disease, and the best ones do a really good job of that. Whatever the COVID prophylactics are, they are not actually vaccines.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I’ll take the pox vax if it comes down to it. I’m not aware of any adverse effects.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Smallpox in the US had a death rate on the order of COVID. The dangerousness of smallpox, like the efficacy of vaccines in general, is greatly exaggerated in popular memory.

  6. Grumbletarian

    RUSSIAN Imperial Stout?!

    Putin puppet confirmed!!!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I regret nothing

    • Tres Cool

      Bitch set him up!

    • TARDis

      for the good of all of you, we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault

      It’s okay, I can take it. I’m half German.

    • Q Continuum

      Can Amber Heard provide an alibi?

      • Tres Cool

        Jugsy pointed out that the cop’s FB had a comment to that effect.
        I dont FB, so I didnt see it.

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      And not only that, but her drugs fell out at the same time.

    • Ted S.

      Did she defecate drugs too?

  7. juris imprudent

    I’m not even 40 yet.

    You’re in the prime of your life so you better not be complaining.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Woof, I’d get tired of that after a couple days.

      • Grumbletarian

        Woof, I’d get tired of that after a couple

  8. Shpip

    Lazy LOL.

    • Tundra

      ?

    • MikeS

      HA! Awesome.

    • R C Dean

      LOL achieved

    • TARDis

      Well done.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    In the 21st century when faced with “da vid” the “SCIENCE” panicked and quickly came up with a series of failed vaccines and decided that “my body my choice” was not operative for a less than 1% chance of death. FML.

    God History is dead.

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      History was God’s second wife.

  10. Tundra

    Graduated in 85. Went to my 25th. Lasted an hour. Won’t go to any more.

    Beer looks great! Thanks, amigo!

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      Yeah, ’89 for me. Haven’t been to any of them.

      • rhywun

        ’88 and ditto.

    • MikeS

      Class of ’90. We sorta-kinda had an 10 year reunion at the hometown summer jubilee in 2000…it just so happened a lot of us were at the bar at teh same time. Not a single person in our class has ever attempted to put together an actual reunion. Which is fine by me.

    • Tres Cool

      And she apologized. They always apologize.

      “I just ran outside and when Mike [her husband] came out he was like, ‘you’re topless.’” she added. “And I’m like yeah, no, I’m very aware. Sorry neighbors.”

    • R C Dean

      Needz moar shotgun.

    • MikeS

      Canadian bitch stopped an American Eagle from taking what was rightly his.

      • Tres Cool

        Nice angle that I didn’t think of.

        Your jib- I appreciate the manner in which it has been cut.

    • TARDis

      With all due respect to Q… they’re just tits. Tits! Tits! Tits! Boobies, Knockers, Jugs, Perky Puppies. Big Uns, Small Ones, and everything in between. If I were in charge, any place a tubby old man-boobed dude (like myself) can be shirtless, so can a woman. Free the nipple!

      For the record, I have not been topless in public since the last time I was under 190 Lbs.

      • Tres Cool

        So you’re bitch tits ?

      • TARDis

        Ha! I’m still working on my A cups cause I’m still in the AA range.

  11. Evan from Evansville

    Sorry OT. IM gonna post this several times to get as many eyes.

    Terrible, Terrible. Fuck.

    My fucked up life continues to further fucked. In hospit w a fucking broken femur. Some asshole punched me and I fell.

    Nightmarish pain. indescribable. Fuuuuuck this shit.

    Terrible, Terrible. Fuck.
    My fucked up life continues to further fucked. In hospit w a fucking broken femur. Some asshole punched me and I fell.

    Gets worse. Fracture is near my titanium hip. There is a small, but reas, possibility that I’ll need a replacement. VERY small chance, but real. Gotta be assessed on Mon.

    I hate all of this. I was supposed to play goodbye show on Sat and this was on Fri. This is not the goodbye I wanted, and I’ll have to stay here longer. Can’t travel w my life w a hurt femur.

    FUCK.

    A go fund me will be created soon.

    • R C Dean

      Damn. Very sorry to hear that. Will look for GFM.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      No apologies necessary. Hopefully they give you good meds.

    • Tres Cool

      Ouch. I empathize as much as I can. Ive broken lots of bones- L arm twice, nose (had it done for me) 3X, hand, ankle, kneecap, tailbone. But the one that truly sends deep, visceral, shivers, through me is a femur.
      Like Sharpie said- I hope they load you up on drugs.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Impressive. I’ve only broken toes once, while sober.

    • TARDis

      Damn, Evan you have the worst luck. Will look out for your GFM.

    • Sean

      Ooof. Sorry Evan.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Honey! JHTFC!!

      Uh, do you remember what happened?

      • Evan from Evansville

        Yep. Two guys were outside a 7-11 w the rest of our group that there. They were playfully practicing boxing. NO real punched. Just practice taps. Apparently I said something and one for real punched me. Not e en got a bruise but I fell.

        I dont understand how that broke my femur. Doesn’t mKe sense. The world is openly .mo king me.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Congenital osteo weakness (QED)? At least you remember the incident.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Must go Glibs-less for the next 8 hours or so but will check back in late tonight (-8 GMT). You too, Trigger Hippie.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Fuck you and the error you rode in on, internal server.

  13. Annoyed Nomad

    Hey, fellow Kiva contributors! Today I received an invite from the Captain of the “Climate Pilots” Kiva team. They support “climate friendly projects.”

    Um, no thanks. I’ll stick with just the Glibs team, because my focus is supporting entrepreneurs to further capitalism (with my belief that capitalism is the path towards improving peoples’ quality of life; and when people have a better quality of life, they often have the means to improve the lives of others as well as the planet). “Climate friendly” is often unfriendly to capitalism.

  14. Lackadaisical

    That beer sounds good.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Unity and healing

    Three quarters of Black Americans say they are worried that they or someone they love will be physically attacked because of their race, according to a new poll released on Saturday.

    A new Washington Post-Ipsos poll found that 75 percent of Black Americans polled are worried that they or someone they care about will be physically harmed because they are Black, a development that comes one week after a fatal shooting in a predominantly Black neighborhood in Buffalo, N.Y.

    Seventy percent of Black Americans polled said they believed half or more white Americans hold white supremacist beliefs compared to 19 percent who believed fewer than half white Americans do.

    Two-thirds of those polled said white supremacy is a bigger problem today compared to five years ago. In comparison, 28 percent said the size of the problem is the same, while five percent said it was a smaller problem today.

    The power of bullshit compels you.

    • The Hyperbole

      they believed half or more white Americans hold white supremacist beliefs

      Sounds about right.

    • Tres Cool

      “Three quarters of Black Americans say they are worried that they or someone they love will be physically attacked because of their race”

      In places like Chicago, Detroit, Atlanta, Baltimore?
      Id agree with that.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s true, you don’t see wypipo being victimized there!

    • rhywun

      In other shocking news, propaganda works.

    • Grumbletarian

      The Washington Post-Ipsos poll was conducted between May 18 and May 20 with 806 Black Americans.

      806 is pretty close to the total number of black people in America, right?

  16. The Late P Brooks

    The Washington Post-Ipsos poll was conducted between May 18 and May 20 with 806 Black Americans. The margin of sampling error is plus or minus 4.5 percentage points.

    Sounds legit.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Just don’t mention the lockdowns

    Australian voters have delivered a sharp rebuke to the center-right government, ending nine years of conservative rule, in favor of the center-left opposition that promised stronger action on climate change.

    Australian Labor Party leader Anthony Albanese appeared certain to form a minority government, though it was unclear as counting continued if the party would have enough seats for a majority, according to projections from three news networks.

    ——-

    Amanda McKenzie, CEO of the research group the Climate Council, declared climate action the winner of the vote.

    “Millions of Australians have put climate first. Now, it’s time for a radical reset on how this great nation of ours acts upon the climate challenge,” she said in a statement.

    It couldn’t have been a giant “Anybody but you” to the panicdemic architects, could it?

    • TARDis

      Because the weather has changed soooo much, they’re scared? Willful Ignoranceᵀᴹ is international.

      • rhywun

        No, no, no… it is *obviously* a referendum on “the climate”. The people have spoken and they said loudly and clearly that the gas and electric was just too damn cheap.

      • Ted S.

        Propaganda works.

      • TARDis

        Because people are lazy and stupid. Fuck humanity.
        /Grumpy

    • grrizzly

      Most of the state premiers in Australia during covid were from the Labor Party (definitely in Victoria, where for months people could leave a house only for 1 hour every day wearing a mask outdoors), while the federal Prime Minister was from the Liberal Party. All of them were for lockdowns and all but forced vaccination. Sure, there were certain differences but fundamentally they were all on the same page. No, this vote cannot be interpreted as “anybody but you.” From what I know, nobody campaigned on the covid response/restrictions in this election campaign.

  18. mexican sharpshooter

    The Batman: this movie would suck less had Christopher Nolan not created three perfect Batman films.

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      Christopher Nolan hired Adam West?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        As a consultant? Probably.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I want to see this movie

    • Tulip

      It tells us what one person (and four dogs) ate. Not what people ate.

      • Chafed

        Did the other people in his tribe/group/community have different meal options?

  19. The Late P Brooks

    No, this vote cannot be interpreted as “anybody but you.” From what I know, nobody campaigned on the covid response/restrictions in this election campaign.

    Huh.

    Fuck you, Australia. Eat shit and like it.

  20. LCDR_Fish

    Good meetup at Gourmeltz with Rat and Ron today. A couple good hours of chatting and tasty food – and so much more room. Stayed indoors for obvious reasons – although the outdoor bar is open and they’ve got those fans set up that blow cold wet air on you – same as when we were there last year.

    We did discuss the possibility of some meetups further south this summer – maybe Richmond or the Williamsburg area – or Gloucester-ish – that may be more convenient for more folks. Feedback desired.

    ———

    Trying to decide if I want to finish the yard this afternoon after it gets below 92…or just take my chances and wait till tomorrow. Picked up some bookcases from the Habitat ReStore on the way home as well as my wallyworld groceries and I’m already feeling cooked.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Ron did bring his 370k+ truck. Real beauty – you can see a lot of great work. Told him he should bring it to a Gourmeltz car show soon.

  21. Sean

    Still in Jersey City, but we are on the road.

  22. The Hyperbole

    DAILY QUORDLE ROUNDUP™©®
    (The ‘MikeS is unreliable’ Edition)
    #117
    Champ
    l0b0t 17

    Grumbletarian 20
    kinnath 20
    Mojeaux 20
    Tulip 20
    whiz 20
    Grummun 21
    Ozymandias 21
    Grosspatzer 22
    grrizzly 22
    Not Adahn 22
    one true athena 22
    Rat on a train 22
    Sean 22
    TARDis 22
    Ted S. 22
    trshmnstr the terrible 23
    The Hyperbole 24
    Tundra 25
    MikeS 27
    QuordleBot 28

    Chump
    SDF-7 29

    Not too bad people, not bad ‘tall. 21 Players and 1 bot, 22.31818182 Average, 16/6 Tundra Line Split, no chumps. Try and keep up the good work when MikeS takes over tomorrow (If he takes over and doesn’t come up with another lame excuse)
    Championship news – Grrizzly and Not Adahn Tied so they will face off again tomorrow, I’m calling an audible and shelving the tiebreaker rules for the final match, this is too important to be left up to a possible coin flip. Grrizzly and Not Adahn will battle it out until one of them bests the other, if it takes a week, it takes a week. I plan on starting the next tournament Monday, you will be automatically entered if you reported scores all last week (games 110-116) if you don’t qualify thusly and would like to participate simply let my know and I’ll add you in.
    GQ&GL

  23. Threedoor

    I generally like the Alaskan brand beers.