Wednesday Morning Links

by | Jun 8, 2022 | Daily Links | 404 comments

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas! And what a lovely day it always is!

 

Progressive San Francisco DA recalled by voters

 

Feds Seize Data From Retired Four Star General Who Now Works At Leftist Think Tank

 

Democrats Straight Up Admit The J6 Hearings Are Political Theater

 

Fox News Is Airing Tucker Carlson Instead of the J6 Committee

 

Internal Capitol Police review found sweeping intelligence, security failures on Pelosi’s watch

 

GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Hires Milo Yiannopoulos as Unpaid Intern

 

Buffalo pro-life center firebombed by radical pro-abortion activists

 

Biden issues ‘heightened’ terrorism warning ahead of abortion ruling

 

Stagflation Risk Growing, Recession ‘Hard to Avoid,’ World Bank Warns

 

Shrinkflation: Cereal Brand Cuts Amount Per Box By 17%; Toilet Paper Brand Slashes Roll Size 24%

 

More than 8 in 10 Americans say the economy is ‘poor or not so good’ under Biden

 

Majority of Americans Say Depression Ahead

 

Global Food Shortages Are Beginning, Here’s What We Know So Far

 

Kamala Harris announces $2 billion Central America investment amid migration crisis

 

More Ukrainian Refugees Now Going Home Than Leaving

 

Men Keep Committing Heinous Crimes, Then Identifying As Women After Being Arrested. The Media Is Playing Along

That’s a lot of fucking news! I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day!

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404 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    Progressive San Francisco DA recalled by voters – not progressive enough. Next person needs to really double down.

    • Count Potato

      And turn off the sidebars.

      • Banjos

        Turn off your mom.

      • PieInTheSky

        hey this used to be a family friendly website !

      • AlexinCT

        That’s what the people seeing how they are being told to accept the sexualization of their kids these days say about the whole grooming events, Pie….

      • Count Potato

        No need to be rude.

      • SDF-7

        Honestly, I think it would be more rude to ask me to turn my mother on… (Insert teen girl “Ewwwwww!” here)

    • Not Adahn

      They really need to liquidate the kulaks and wreckers if they’re going to give San Fransiscans the city they deserve.

      • AlexinCT

        I am all for San Fran fucking the idiots that live there and believe in the idiocy they do even harder…

      • R.J.

        The mayor chooses his replacement. Nothing will change.

      • Tonio

        Boudin took the fall. The mayor has to get re-elected. This recall represents a sea change. There will still be bums shitting on the streets, but hopefully theft and assault will again be prosecuted.

      • R.J.

        I really hope so. I knew a lot of people who lived in and around the Bay Area. Everyone moved north and got out, never wants to go back.

      • DEG

        I have a former coworker that grew up in the Bay Area and loved it, despite the politics. He’s a conservative Republican. He blames newcomers for shitting up the place and points out his family roots in the Bay Area go back generations.

        Housing costs are what finally drove him out of the area. He and his wife have four kids. They bought a house out by Sacramento and were happy.

        I lost touch with him or else I’d ask his thoughts on the current situation.

    • Drake

      It’s time to reinstate Inspector Harold Francis Callahan.

      • juris imprudent

        You’d have to retrieve his “seven point suppository” and clean it up first.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Democrats Straight Up Admit The J6 Hearings Are Political Theater – “no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the american public”

    • AlexinCT

      Democrats have given up on pretending they will do things or fix things in office and have gone 100% the way of PsyOpsing the idiots with made up shit. Can’t blame them when close to half the country still believes the idiotic lies they peddled for 4 plus years, and continue to peddle, ranging from “It was not Hillary Clinton & the DNC that concocted the Trump Dossier and then worked with all the unelected and weaponized bureaucratic Obama admin era crooks to undermine an elected president the machine came to despise, because we want you to believe Russia stole the rigged election of 2016 we thought for sure Hillary would skate to” to “Trump is a Nazi, racist, sexist, crazy dude, while we are all saints fighting Hitler”. This is just more of that shit.

    • juris imprudent

      They seem to have no idea of the risk of the downside – that there are people who will see through it. They better hope they are right.

      • AlexinCT

        They have contingencies to deal with those people, I am sure…

      • juris imprudent

        Oh fuck off, I’m talking about the great unwashed that love them some prime-time entertainment and won’t be interested in the political bullshit we immerse ourselves in.

      • Rebel Scum

        Crying Kinsinger’s performance is sure to bring it home.

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “New federal court filings obtained Tuesday outlined a potential criminal case against former Marine Gen. John R. Allen, who led U.S. and NATO forces in Afghanistan before being tapped in 2017 to lead the influential Brookings Institution,”

    The most startling thing about this is the thought of a Marine general leading the left-as-all-get-out Brookings Institution.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yet not surprising at all. Hackworth was right. Perfumed princes.

      In an email to McMaster, Allen said the Qataris wanted the White House or State Department to issue a statement with language calling on all sides of the Gulf diplomatic crisis to “act with restraint.”

      Federal law enforcement officials say then-Secretary of State Rex Tillerson did just that two days later,

      That’s some might fine lobbying right there. More depressing is that apparent foreign policy can be influenced within days by a mere email from an ex-colleague.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        So Tillerson was going to “act without restraint” until he suddenly and inexplicably “acted with restraint”?

        That’s some definitive proof right there.

      • AlexinCT

        These are the same people that tell you that by not auditing the last election they have proven their was no proof found there were any problems with it, right?…

    • Translucent Chum

      I think it’s the FBI deciding they better get a prog or two in court before the midterms so they can say they’re non-political.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They’re reading the winds of change. “See, we can work for you, too!”

      • juris imprudent

        JFC that’s a depressing thought, and I thought I’d already fictionally plumbed the depths.

  4. PieInTheSky

    Feds Seize Data From Retired Four Star General Who Now Works At Leftist Think Tank – I thought these military types were all about honor and integrity. Go figure…

    • Rat on a train

      “were”
      It’s not your father’s military.

  5. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  6. Count Potato

    Liberals seems to care way too much about a channel they don’t watch.

    • Not Adahn

      Channels that disagree with the NYT/WaPo editorial boards are bad for democracy.

    • Tonio

      Article says that Fox will broadcast the hearings on Fox Business. People are capable of changing the channel.

      Do we really need ABC, NBC, CBS, CPB, and FOX all livecasting these hearings? Plus C-span? I’m guessing that fewer than 1% of Americans rely on broadcast only and live in markets served by only one network? Also, there is still fucking radio.

      • SDF-7

        The only January 6th related hearings I think would merit that level of coverage would be ones that went into how they tracked down and arrested people for political speech, imprisoned as if they were in a gulag and treated more harshly than mass murderers. And only then if actual change / consequences came to those responsible.

      • juris imprudent

        I’d watch if they discussed the CP report that seems to be eluding them.

      • rhywun

        It’s disgusting that anyone other than C-SPAN is showing this crap.

        I hope it backfires spectacularly. Middle America is going to bitch about missing America’s Got Talent or some shit for this propaganda.

      • R.J.

        I could give a rat’s ass what any of them air. I’ll be watching kung fu movies and drinking bourbon.

      • AlexinCT

        Don’t eat Cheetos while doing that. You will end up at the doctor with your ding-a-ling having turned orange…

        Erm, that’s what our Pope Jimbo told me happened to him…

      • Pope Jimbo

        The trick is to eat enough cheetos and drink enough beer that your gut gets so big you can’t even see Little Orange Man Bad.

      • Tonio

        The best response you can give is: Oh, okay. I am more concerned about gas prices, infant formula, and bare shelves at the supermarket.

      • juris imprudent

        Bad melodrama won’t sell to the folks that watch AGT.

    • Rebel Scum

      The propaganda has to be force down the throats of the FNC crowd too because muh-democracy.

  7. PieInTheSky

    The Biden administration issued a similar bulletin warning of increased domestic terrorism threats heading into the summer of 2021, but Tuesday’s announcement specifically claims the forthcoming “high-profile” Dobbs. v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization ruling is prompting “individuals who advocate both for and against abortion” to call for violence, “including against government, religious, and reproductive healthcare personnel and facilities, as well as those with opposing ideologies.”

    Is this how the boogaloo starts? Are you people sure that the current economic and geopolitical context is the right time for a civil war? maybe save it until after the impending recession?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ll eat my shorts if the Boogaloo starts over abortion.

      • PieInTheSky

        well with inflation and food shortages, you may need to regardless

      • rhywun

        That is *awesome*.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Great, now THAT’s stuck in my head…

        (amazing shirt, though!)

      • dbleagle

        Swiss secretly loves the shirt, it is the Packers fans in the background that makes him suspect the image is from Wisconsin and not Bern.

      • Rebel Scum

        Riots are Arson is the voice of the unheard. Until it isn’t.

      • Rebel Scum

        Ugh…strike to end after “are”.

    • Not Adahn

      If it starts during a depression, we’ll have to resort to cannibalism too early in the campaign, and Americans are not good eating these days.

      • AlexinCT

        Too marbled?

  8. PieInTheSky

    Shrinkflation: Cereal Brand Cuts Amount Per Box By 17%; Toilet Paper Brand Slashes Roll Size 24% – most cereal is garbage anyway and a bidet is better than paper

    • UnCivilServant

      Your bidet comes with a drier? I’m not leaving with a wet backside. How expensive are Romanian bathrooms?

      • PieInTheSky

        I use the hairdrier

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Gives the hair more volume, am I right?

      • Tres Cool

        +1 blowout

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The idea is that you would still use less paper in the long run.

    • Atanarjuat

      Cereal sucks, but haven’t manufacturers been shrinking packaging for years already (in response to inflation)? Eventually they’ll just be selling individually wrapped corn flakes.

      • Rat on a train

        They’ll shrink down until they get to the existing single-serving size. Then sell those in bundled packs. Then introduce a larger family size to complete the cycle.

      • DrOtto

        “Now available with financing!” There’s a new GMAC – General Mills Acceptance Corporation.

  9. PieInTheSky

    Kamala Harris announces $2 billion Central America investment amid migration crisis – wow the situation can be resolved so cheaply and no one thought about it now? I see presidential material in that fine woman.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Ukraine gets $60B and Central America gets a measly $2B?

      Racists

      • UnCivilServant

        Nothing racist about it, it’s all a measure of who pays a better kickback rate.

      • blighted_non_millenial

        10% for the big guy.. WWBD?

      • waffles

        10% or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Big Guy

  10. Atanarjuat

    Not only did the United States Capitol Police admit that their open source intelligence capabilities were essentially dismantled under a change in leadership within the Intelligence Division prior to 1/6, but the report clearly shows they had knowledge of the potential for violence yet failed to take the necessary steps to protect the Capitol.

    Considering the Jan6 thing was demonstrably a false flag orchestrated by Alphabet Bois (eg, Scaffold Commander), of course they would also instruct intelligence to stand down.

    • juris imprudent

      Here’s the thing – the internal parts of the govt don’t communicate particularly well under the best of circumstances. So the notion that you get great communication as part of some conspiracy – that’s where the plausibility breaks down.

  11. PieInTheSky

    Majority of Americans Say Depression Ahead – I am depressed already so where does that leave me? I need to stockpile whisky

    • DrOtto

      Relax, we’re already in a depression. They just can’t announce it till after the mid-terms.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Not only announce it, but pin it on the newly minted republican congress.

  12. Count Potato

    “As Speaker, Pelosi serves as the mayor of the U.S. Capitol, overseeing the sergeant at arms. ”

    They should replace her with a cheeseburger.

    • UnCivilServant

      You’re one of those soft on crime types who’s going to let Mayor McCheese out of prison after his scandal, aren’t you. After what he did to all those young potatos, I thought you’d be the last one to want to see him released.

    • cavalier973

      Maybe the Hamburglar can steal her away, then.

      • Rat on a train

        ** grimaces **

    • Brawndo

      Replace with a ham sandwich and then indict her.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Democrats Straight Up Admit The J6 Hearings Are Political Theater

    It has been since the beginning.

    “With their control of Congress hanging in the balance, Democrats plan to use made-for-television moments and a carefully choreographed rollout of revelations over the course of six hearings…to persuade voters that the coming midterm elections are a chance to hold Republicans accountable for it,” The New Times reported.

    The propaganda will continue apace.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Channeling the Butthole Surfers, should have been a better insurrection and hanged all of them from the lampposts instead.

  14. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: For The Umpteenth Time, Science Is Not An Institution, It’s A Methodology

    LIKE OTHER STRAINS of misinformation, racist pseudoscience destroys faith in science, makes the act of conducting responsible research more challenging, and causes bodily harm. In the aftermath of the massacre in Buffalo, New York, at the hands of a white supremacist terrorist, scientists can no longer justify silence in the name of objectivity or use the escape tactic of “leaving politics out of science.”

    By racist pseudoscience, I am referring to a collection of obsessive, fan-fictional notions that human beings can be meaningfully separated into groups with different essential characteristics on the basis of genetics. If human races are biological groupings picked out because they differ profoundly and meaningfully, then we can rank them. And if we can rank them, we have a justification for racial discrimination.

    The proliferation of these false notions requires all of us who are able—the scientists, citizen-scientists, and journalists who compose our scientific ecosystem—to formally dedicate themselves to their demise. We should do so not only out of a moral obligation but also, perhaps chiefly, in the name of protecting science.

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s both a cult and a dessert topping.

    • Drake

      So no human races. Also no breeds of dogs, horses, or cows with different characteristics?

      • Rat on a train

        Humans share 98% of DNA with chimpanzees so don’t think of distinguishing between them.

      • PieInTheSky

        that is exactly how we got monkeypox

      • AlexinCT

        What you talking about Willis?

      • Rat on a train

        I thought it was blood spray from monkey knife fights.

    • Atanarjuat

      Well one thing it does tell us involves X and Y chromosomes (yes I’m aware of the rare exceptions and cases where multiple copies are inherited) but we’re supposed to ignore that information gleaned from science when determining what a woman is.

    • Count Potato

      These are the same people who want to make everything about race.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

      • juris imprudent

        Seconded. This requires a magnum clue bat.

    • AlexinCT

      The Scientific Principle was killed, skinned, and is now worn by the worst assholes you can imagine, peddling political agendas, and hoping their skinsuiting will lend their evil, politically-driven idiocy, legitimacy.

    • The Last American Hero

      Science is a person, not a process.

    • R.J.

      I can’t tell what that person is railing against. It’s just a wall of verbal diarrhea.

    • whiz

      By racist pseudoscience, I am referring to a collection of obsessive, fan-fictional notions that human beings can be meaningfully separated into groups with different essential characteristics on the basis of genetics. If human races are biological groupings picked out because they differ profoundly and meaningfully, then we can rank them. And if we can rank them, we have a justification for racial discrimination.

      Ranking requires value judgements, which are different from science. But this is true of pretty much any scientific result.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    It’s political theater, all the way down.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      These political theaters need more John Wilkes Booth for my tastes.

      • DrOtto

        I heard they’re letting Hinkley out. That’s a start.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    The proliferation of these false notions requires all of us who are able—the scientists, citizen-scientists, and journalists who compose our scientific ecosystem—to formally dedicate themselves to their demise. We should do so not only out of a moral obligation but also, perhaps chiefly, in the name of protecting science.

    To these people, SCIENCE! is nothing but religion in drag. Absolute truth, priesthood, arcane ritual, catechism and all.

    • PieInTheSky

      IFLS IFLS IFLS

    • Animal

      All but one of the rest were well-dressed, hard-faced men who treated the nobles with only perfunctory deference, and who took no notes at all. This type was also familiar in a barbarian milieu; head scientists, directors, entirely committed to the regime, entirely aware how crucial they were to its successes, and already infected with the aristocratic virus of letting lesser men dirty their hands with actual laboratory experiments. Probably some of them owed their positions as much to ruthless skill at court intrigue as to any great scientific ability.

      James Blish wrote that in the 1950s. I’d say he was prescient.

  17. PieInTheSky

    What does a man need to do to go to jail?

    https://edwest.substack.com/p/what-does-a-man-need-to-do-to-go?s=r

    “In February 2020, Uzair Bhatti and Mohammed Aseeb Ali were out celebrating a friend’s birthday in Blackburn when, in an unprovoked attack, they set upon 20-year-old Mitchell Gibbons. The two men beat their victim so badly that Gibbons was left in intensive care for weeks, fighting for his life. He had to have part of his skull removed and has ‘life-changing injuries’.

    Guess how many years Bhatti and Ali will have to serve in jail for this appalling crime? Fifteen? Ten, maybe? Surely not less than that.

    Answer: None. Not a single day. The judge ruled that going to prison might cost them their jobs and that he was satisfied neither was a threat to society. For putting a random stranger in intensive care and almost killing him, they will only have to carry out some unpaid work.”

    “In Britain, you can get a longer prison sentence for an obnoxious tweet than for assault + grievous bodily harm.
    Because it’s high-status to romanticize criminals as “victims of capitalism”, and it’s low-status to defend freedom of speech.” – K N

    • WTF

      I was thinking it would be one of the proggy DAs in the US until I read the last paragraph.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s one way to bring back vigilante justice.

      The State is removing its only real justification for existence.

      • WTF

        ^This. People forget that the state also protects criminals from the public. If the state doesn’t mete out justice, eventually the public will.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    These political theaters need more John Wilkes Booth for my tastes.

    Bring back the Grand Guignol, with real blood and gory vivisection starring real politicians.

  19. Atanarjuat

    I’m sure y’all remember from TOS the testosterone-lacking Dave Weigel? In case anyone missed it, he’s been navigating troubled waters over at WaPo. (TLDR version: he got suspended for a month because a narcissistic rich girl who also works there got mad at one of his tweets.)

    Let’s not forget the best quip about Weigel, who posted a picture of himself at a shooting range holding a weapon awkwardly. P Brooks replied “it looks like someone said ‘here boy, hold this while I take a piss’.”

    • WTF

      Funny how so many of the “libertarian” writers from TOS turn out to be proggies.

      • Atanarjuat

        They’re a weird thing which you might call a Regime Prog. Unusually deferential to the system. According to that video (I hadn’t heard this previously) Weigel organized pro-Iraq War rallies when he was in college. This is also why I had to quit listening to the 5th Column podcast, Moynihan’s gushing praise for things like the NYT.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Welch is intolerable. The takeover of the LP by the Mises Caucus has caused him to show his true colors.

        He’d rather have Bill Weld on the LP ticket than any attempt at principled opposition. Why even bother with the LP then? What’s the point other than to run a social club for NOT DEM-REP?

      • Brawndo

        Holy fuck, he looks back on 2012-2020 as successes for the libertarian party? Those were years I was embarrassed to call myself a libertarian.

        You can’t run milquetoast wannabe’s as a third party, especially when the difference between the third party and the big two is double digit percentage points.

        You have to be impolite and in your face to the worst people in this country including the government and it’s agencies, the media, and the woke mob, while offering real solutions to peoples’ problems. Sorry if that means Vermin Supreme and Naked Strip Dancing Fatass are no longer the face of the party.

        The fact that during a time when people were kicked out of work by executive fiat, forced to take an experimental drug, and were told not to celebrate Christmas, and the LP didn’t see it as the softball down the middle as it should have been is an absolute disgrace.

      • juris imprudent

        That was the Libertarian Moment (TM) don’t you recall?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        From his perspective, they managed to navigate highly charged political waters without losing any of their DC friends. To them, that is a success.

        Spineless assholes…

      • DEG

        The fact that during a time when people were kicked out of work by executive fiat, forced to take an experimental drug, and were told not to celebrate Christmas, and the LP didn’t see it as the softball down the middle as it should have been is an absolute disgrace.

        Supposedly, some folks at the LNC and Cato were fine with lockdowns.

        Their justification was similar to Ron Bailey’s claim that vaccine mandates are libertarian. “You have a right to be free of people spreading infectious disease.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nothing.

        Their showing in 2016 was purely a protest vote against the two main candidates. Weld was reprehensible from a liberty aspect and Johnson was a bad joke. Neither contributed a damned thing to the election.

        That’s their claim to fame. They managed to capture a small minority of voters who couldn’t tolerate Trump/Clinton. What an accomplishment.

        Then Jorgensen in 2020 was somehow even more milquetoast and useless.

      • Pope Jimbo

        My break with the 5th Column was 80% Welch and 20% Moynihan.

        Welch was defending one of the Russia Collusion committees and blurted out “We don’t know if it is a fishing expedition until the committee finishes its investigation!” Uffda.

        Welch is also the one who loves, loves, loves NATO and thinks it should be expanded until it includes everyone except Russia. Anyone still listening to the 5th Column? Any chance he has figured out that NATO expansion threats have pretty much caused the current mess?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Why doesn’t he just go join Niskanen?

      • The Last American Hero

        No, Welch still sucks NATO cock, bigly. Somehow he is under the impression that it is always 1982 in the Iron Curtain.

        Moynihan is 80% apologia for the MSM and explaining that he’s met these really horrible shitbags but they’re very nice in person. I’m sure there have been many corrupt shitbags that were nice in person. I don’t care that Bernie Sanders is personable. He is a warmed over Communist shitbag and apologist for some of the worst rulers in the last 50 years. Occasionally, Moynihan hits on an idea or references a connection or a book that is interesting. It’s fishing for nuggets with him.

        I mainly subject myself to their nonsense so I can get Kmele’s take.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Sanders isn’t even a principled commie shitbag. He mouths the words, but is quite happy be a public sector parasite. Actually maybe that makes him a true commie in the Soviet mold, with his trappings of wealth and dachas.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Moynihan did a 5th Column podcast once with Tina Brown where they literally discussed how important it was to be invited to the right DC cocktail parties.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “Dave Weigel’s got marks all over his body from women touching him with ten foot poles.”

      LOL

    • Tonio

      The joke that got Weigel suspended: “All women are bi, you just have to figure out whether -polar or -sexual.”

      • PieInTheSky

        I thought that on the twitters retweets are not endorsements

      • AlexinCT

        You sure that is a joke though, Tonio….

        There is a reason that the best jokes tend to have a real big dose of truth in them…

      • EvilSheldon

        The obvious response is, “Why not both?”

      • DrOtto

        Figuring it out is the same method – give ’em 2 margaritas and stand back and wait for it.

  20. rhywun

    “When confronted about the 7.5 ounce reduction per canister last month on social media, which should see a decrease of more than a dozen cups of coffee, the company cited a new, more efficient bean pressing technology as to why the cup count has not been changed.”

    LOL they pulled that shit a few rounds of shrinkflation ago – I think in the 90s – when the standard can went from 16 oz. to 14 or 12.

    They must have the most sophisticated coffee tech on the planet.

    • AlexinCT

      That, or they think we are all idiots..

      • Tonio

        Narrator: They think we’re all idiots.

        And they’re right, about the vast majority, anyway. A woman in my neighborhood recently went off about a local gas station cheating her because the pump said she’d pumped a gallon into her gas can, but tHe CaN wAsN’t EvEn fUlL!!1! Someone had to explain headroom, and the importance of the numbers molded into the gas can…

      • AlexinCT

        I bet you she is also one of the people that if you were to ask where electricity comes from, will scrunch their face at you in disgust, and tell you smugly that it is the wall socket, of course…

      • Pope Jimbo

        At least she had a gas can. Not a plastic shopping bag or similar container.

    • Nephilium

      You can really see it if you start looking at old recipes that call for a can of X. Those recipes don’t all quite work the same, since the size of the cans have changed.

      • Count Potato

        Cans of tuna used to be 8 oz. At least pasta and milk are still the same.

      • WTF

        Now tuna cans are 5 ounces. I really hate that shit, keep the portions the same, just charge me more, you assholes aren’t fooling anyone.

      • AlexinCT

        They tested that out and the evidence was absolute that it was fooling most people, or they wouldn’t have done it.

      • cavalier973

        It’s weird that it is less expensive to produce new, smaller packaging.

      • AlexinCT

        Why? You retool to use less material to make the packaging and save over time. That or you just put less content in it.

      • AlexinCT

        You telling me the boxes that are half empty are really half full?

      • rhywun

        Yup, I encounter that all the time.

      • l0b0t

        Stop & Shop burger buns are still $2.99, but the went from a 6 pack to a 4 pack.

    • PieInTheSky

      If you used metric there would be no reduction.

    • Brawndo

      I’m gonna have to rewrite all my recipes that call for 1 can of this, and 2 cans of that.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        I actually started doing some of that a few years ago on recipes that were handed down by one of my Grandmas.

        For example, the holiday Chex mix would call for “2 boxes, 1 box”, etc., and I realized even then that “1 box” of Cheerios isn’t 22oz anymore.

      • UnCivilServant

        It throws off all the family recipes. 🙁

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Do we really need ABC, NBC, CBS, CPB, and FOX all livecasting these hearings? Plus C-span? I’m guessing that fewer than 1% of Americans rely on broadcast only and live in markets served by only one network? Also, there is still fucking radio.

    Did the Cubans allow (competing) song and dance shows to be broadcast when el supremo Castro was addressing the nation? You will listen, and listen good.

    • Rat on a train

      Viewing should be mandatory.

      • Nephilium

        /goes to hunt for scene from Max Headroom showing an illegal off switch

      • Rat on a train

        Did a quick search which led me to find that non-dimmable light switches are verbotten in Califuckistan.

      • Nephilium

        I couldn’t find a video of the scene, but I found the exact quote.

        Janie Crane : Edison… an off switch!

        Police Officer : She’ll get years for that. Off switches are illegal!

      • Tonio

        +1 Lidlocks on my glazzies

      • Timeloose

        Let me up. I’m going to be sick. Get something for me to be sick in!
        It’s just part of the treatment.

    • mindyourbusiness

      Do we really need further proof that the major media are a wholly-owned subsidiary of the DNC?

      • juris imprudent

        Collusion between the media and the DNC? Horsefeathers.

    • The Last American Hero

      If I was on the committee, I would offer up Simon Cowell style critiques of the testimony with my allotted time. “Sorry, sir, but in spite of my colleagues’ attempts to make you seem like some kind of revolutionary, I’m just not feeling it. It’s a no for me. You will not be moving on to Leavenworth. Do come back and audition again next season.”

    • whiz

      Forget the two-minute hate, how about the eight-hour hate?

  22. Count Potato

    “Some men have begun identifying as women after being arrested for heinous crimes, but corporate media outlets often refer to them as “women” even if they only adopted their female identity after arrest.”

    Well, that’s obviously bullshit.

    “This routine misgendering has led to headlines that portray biologically male criminals as women, obscuring an important component of the story: that the crime was in fact committed by a biological man. In many cases, these criminals take advantage of policies that allow males to be housed in women’s prisons if they simply identify as women, even without undergoing medical sex change procedures.”

    Basing on that they just say they identify as women is a stupid policy, but no amount of transitioning or “undergoing medical sex change procedures” can change biological sex either.

    • rhywun

      Nobody could have seen this coming.

    • AlexinCT

      Soccer makes people Nazis!

      • PieInTheSky

        *football makes people Nazis!

      • Rat on a train

        both do

      • cavalier973

        Nazis make people sock’er!

    • Gustave Lytton

      As long as RTL Nitro keeps airing Ein Käfig voller Helden every weeknight.

  23. Ted S.

    I hate the “Here’s what we know so far” formulation.

    • AlexinCT

      The truth is that more often than not what they mean is “This is wat we want to influence you to believe happened”…

  24. Ted S.

    And fuck Gmail’s POP servers for being down for 24 hours now.

    • AlexinCT

      Google must be letting the NSA backup all their content so they can use your emails to go after white supremacists…

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Story time

    Actor Matthew McConaughey delivered impassioned and at-times emotional remarks at the White House press briefing on Tuesday, telling the stories of those who died in the elementary school shooting in Uvalde, Texas, and urging more action on gun control.

    McConaughey, a Uvalde native, said he and his wife, Camila Alves, spent most of the past week with the families of those who were killed in his hometown. He showed pictures of their artwork and brought to the briefing room green Converse shoes like the ones that one girl wore every day that were used to identify her body after the shooting. She had drawn a heart on one of the shoes.

    He said he needed to tell their stories to show how action needed to be taken to honor the lives of the 19 children and two teachers killed at Robb Elementary School last month.

    I hope he was wearing a spangly evening gown and stiletto heels.

    • WTF

      Fuck off, dipshit, the action of a violent lunatic doesn’t justify violating the rights of law-abiding citizens.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They do have a point. If we use their logic, we should have disarmed the government a long time ago.

    • SDF-7

      briefing room green Converse shoes like the ones that one girl wore every day

      Almost literally waving the bloody shirt there….

    • The Last American Hero

      When I looked on TV…and saw the news….I just got in my Lincoln…took a ride…something special about it…. just smooths out my soul….let’s my problems drift away…..

      • Nephilium

        I was against school shootings before I was paid to be against school shootings.

      • R.J.

        *golf clap

    • Rebel Scum

      and urging more action on gun control.

      That’s not alright (alright alright) with me.

  26. PieInTheSky

    The McDonalds in Marana AZ got rid of human cashiers — your only option is the self-serve kiosk. Giant step backwards for our society. Takes like 20minutes to order $57 of food (a quarter pounder, burger not meal, is $6.50 in Joe Biden’s economy!). Bring back the humans

    https://twitter.com/bgmasters/status/1533948876935139328

    I don’t really mind the self service stuff.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Takes like 20minutes to order $57 of food

      And even longer when they use a human cashier and there’s people behind them with cash out waiting to purchase a single meal.

    • Sean

      McDonald’s sucks.

      • PieInTheSky

        I only eat bacon eggs mcmuffins there, occasionally, at breakfast

    • Count Potato

      “a quarter pounder, burger not meal, is $6.50 in Joe Biden’s economy!”

      Yikes! Is that true?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      The problem with self-service kiosks are (apparently) people like Masters who don’t know how to do anything on their own. Otherwise they are great.

    • DrOtto

      Can you order a Mc10:35 on the robot?

  27. The Late P Brooks

    McConaughey said, “Due to the exceptionally large exit wounds of an AR-15 rifle, most of the bodies so mutilated that only DNA test or green Converse could identify them. Many children were left not only dead but hollow. So, yes, counselors are going to be needed in Uvalde for a long time.”
    “We got to take a sober, humble, and honest look in the mirror and rebrand ourselves based on what we truly value. What we truly value. We got to get some real courage and honor our immortal obligations instead of our party affiliations,” McConaughey said.
    He continued, “Enough with the counterpunching. Enough of the invalidation of the other side. Let’s come to the common table that represents the American people. Find a middle ground, the place where most of us Americans live anyway. Especially on this issue. Because I promise you, America, you and me, we are not as divided as we are being told we are.”

    Now hold your breath until you turn blue.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Now do shotguns at close range.

      Or any other rifle cartridge.

      • Drake

        Do .223 into gel first for comparison.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Fuck off, shitstain. And go fuck yourself for using those dead children as a backdrop for your grandstanding ignorance.

    • WTF

      This “come to the table, find middle ground” bullshit is sickening. The 2nd amendment crowd has “compromised” many, many times over, yet the gun grabbers always want more.
      Fuck you, “shall not be infringed” means what it fucking says.

      • juris imprudent

        I just want to know why this one new law will work when ALL of the existing ones didn’t. What fucking magic is that?

      • WTF

        Exactly. Someone should ask exactly how (whatever proposed new law) would have prevented the nut from EVER getting a gun somehow and committing said crime.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh, we made him wait 3 years. OK, then he just does it at age 21 instead of 18. You didn’t prevent it, you just delayed it.

      • one true athena

        The dumbest part for Uvalde in particular is the killer had 5 grand, right? He’s on the border. Would it really be hard for him to have bought one off some cartel thug? Dude was in it to die, i don’t think risk was deterring him anyway

      • EvilSheldon

        Progressives see any and all concessions as a sign of weakness and an opportunity to gain cultural momentum. They can’t be compromised with, because they don’t believe in it themselves.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I tried to get this through to my wife. She’s thinks the right is making a mistake by not grabbing some common ground. She thinks the left is winning over hearts and minds by trumpeting the fear.

        I pointed out how all of the “reasonable” middle ground wouldn’t have done a damn thing to stop any of the shootings, and it finally sorta clicked for her. The gun lobby NEEDS to emphasize that guns aren’t a totem. Making them a pain in the ass to own reduces the number of lawful people who are proficient and armed. It doesn’t deter Johnny Psych-meds from jumping through hoops to get his Columbine moment.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Many children were left

      The one true statement in his bloviating.

    • Tonio

      Occupy Democrats are circulating a shoddy little meme by someone named Andrew Wortman who claims none of the Uvalde victims are having open-casket funerals because they are all to mutilated for that. Nope, at least one little girl is being buried OC in a tiara.

      Disclaimer: Even though I come from OC people, I find the practice horrible.

      • Fatty Bolger

        My wife’s family is OC. Mine doesn’t even do funerals.

      • AlexinCT

        I make it a point not to go to funerals out of spite, cause these people will not be attending my funeral anyway…

      • R.J.

        When I pass I want dynamite glued all over my body, and I want to be detonated in a circus like environment.

      • EvilSheldon

        I want to be cut into chunks and mailed to people that I disliked in life.

      • R.J.

        I like that too. Who gets your poop filled colon?

      • UnCivilServant

        Ah, the Richard the Lionheart.

    • Rebel Scum

      Due to the exceptionally large exit wounds of an AR-15 rifle, most of the bodies so mutilated that only DNA test or green Converse could identify them.

      This false talking point will not go away.

      Find a middle ground

      Adhere to the Constitution as written.

      we are not as divided as we are being told we are

      I think we are.

  28. Sean

    #waffle138 4/5

    ?????
    ?⭐?⭐?
    ?????
    ?⭐?⭐?
    ?????

    ? streak: 38
    ? #wafflesilverteam
    wafflegame.net

    I didn’t like the squaredle game linked there.

    • JG43

      Daily Quordle 135
      4️⃣8️⃣
      6️⃣7️⃣
      quordle.com

  29. pistoffnick

    Daily Quordle

    94
    86

    Two in a row. Getting better

    • grrizzly

      Daily Quordle 135
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    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Daily Quordle 135
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    • MikeS

      6️⃣7️⃣
      4️⃣5️⃣

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Daily Quordle 135
      4️⃣7️⃣
      6️⃣5️⃣

      QuordleBot

      5 7
      3 4

      Thanks all for the comments on the QB article on monday! Sorry I wasn’t around to comment. To answer a few questions:
      Wordle word list – I’ve been using the wordle list with QB for a couple weeks now and haven’t encountered any solution that wasn’t in the list. With the UMichigan list, I’d occasionally have to add a word.

      Randomization – I added a simple randomizer to the word selection so it doesn’t just select the #1 from the impact list. Now it pulls from the top X (I think I have it set to 5) and does a random select on those. I want to try weighting that selection eventually.

      Undeclared constants – yeah, it’s pretty bad! I was rushing through some parts and didn’t bother to code with the reader in mind.

      Learning – QB doesn’t learn from prior runs. I’d love to experiment with some sort of reinforcement learning as a comparison to the rote logic branching I’m doing now, but that’ll have to wait.

      • Grosspatzer

        Undeclared constants – yeah, it’s pretty bad! I was rushing through some parts and didn’t bother to code with the reader in mind.

        No problem, this is why the Lord gave us IDEs like PyCharm. You should see some of the code our “professionals” churn out.

      • DEG

        I do not like bare constants in code.

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 135
      7️⃣3️⃣
      6️⃣5️⃣

      Under the Tundra line by a hair

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 135
      5️⃣7️⃣
      3️⃣6️⃣

      21 is okay… I guess…

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 135
      3️⃣8️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣

      Arrrgh! After getting UL, I decided to not use the third seed word and tried to go for a guess that could be right and still give useful info. But the worst case scenario happened and one word still had 5 options, and it still took another guess to pin it down. My worst of the week.

      I don’t see Gross’ score yet, but it’s not looking good. *hangs head*

      • whiz

        Shit, he posted last night, and got a 22. Good going, Gross, hope to see you after the next round of eliminations.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Stupid game

      Daily Quordle 135
      4️⃣9️⃣
      7️⃣8️⃣

    • one true athena

      Daily Quordle 135
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    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 135
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      4️⃣6️⃣

      • kinnath

        Boring.

    • Ozymandias

      Daily Quordle 135
      6️⃣7️⃣
      3️⃣5️⃣
      quordle.com
      That CARET is still a good seed word.
      Jes’ sayin’

  30. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Look At Me Edition

    When Charmee Taylor, an LA-based actor, came out as bisexual two years ago, she hoped it would be a climactic moment. “A band is going to play, people are going to be like ‘Go Charmee, you’re out!’” she says. But the euphoria was tempered by a sinking realization: As a Black bi woman, Taylor would be coming out, in one way or another, for the rest of her life.

    That’s partly due to bisexual erasure, the tendency of both straight and queer communities to overlook, ignore, and perpetuate negative stereotypes about people who are attracted to more than one gender. Bisexual erasure intertwines with racism, ableism, transphobia, and other forms of marginalization to harm bi folks in all our intersecting identities.

    Similarly, bi folks are often judged according to the gender of their current partner, rather than their self-identified orientation. “A lot of people assume that once you’re married, you’ve ‘picked a side’,” says Cora Eckert, a bi, nonbinary woman theater professional who moderates a Facebook group for bi people with long-term partners. (They use all pronouns, but opted for they/them pronouns for this piece.) “I’ve had to tell them that even though I’m married to my wife, that doesn’t make me a lesbian,” they say. Tolero experiences the opposite pressure: Because she’s in a relationship with a cisgender, heterosexual man, others often assume that she’s straight.

    • PieInTheSky

      First, I had understood in the comments of these very post that all chicks are bi

      bi folks are often judged according to the gender of their current partner. Because she’s in a relationship with a cisgender, heterosexual man, others often assume that she’s straight. – who gives a shit what someone who presumably does not really know you thinks? Seriously, if people think you are straight what difference doers it make besides loosing oppression brownie points.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        who gives a shit what someone who presumably does not really know you thinks?

        There’s no joy or meaning in life unless you can control others’ thoughts.

        Seriously, that’s how these people think.

      • Rat on a train

        First, I had understood in the comments of these very post that all chicks are bi
        polar and/or sexual as I’ve read

      • juris imprudent

        besides loosing oppression brownie points

        *GASPS*

        How can you possibly be so cruel? OBP [which I am totally stealing] are EVERYTHING!

      • juris imprudent

        If we can reduce intersectionality to money ball, yes.

    • Rat on a train

      “A band is going to play, people are going to be like ‘Go Charmee, you’re out!’” she says.
      Did you forget to hire a band?

    • rhywun

      Bisexual erasure intertwines with racism, ableism, transphobia, and other forms of marginalization to harm bi folks in all our intersecting identities.

      Oh, fuck off. I think we do need a “Great Reset”, just not the one they think.

    • Count Potato

      “Bisexual erasure intertwines with racism, ableism, transphobia, and other forms of marginalization to harm bi folks in all our intersecting identities.”

      Hey, she left out capitalism, colonialism, and homophobia!

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      the tendency of both straight and queer communities to overlook, ignore, and perpetuate negative stereotypes about people who are attracted to more than one gender

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK ATTTTTTTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’MMMMMMMMM SPEEEEESHULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

      Fuck off, attention whore.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Similarly, bi folks are often judged according to the gender of their current partner, rather than their self-identified orientation.

      There’s a solution to that…

      • EvilSheldon

        Sleep around more?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I was going to go with leave your bedroom at home and keep your private life private, but that works too.

    • EvilSheldon

      I would say that Charmee needs some therapy for those huge throbbing self-esteem issues, but therapy is probably what created them in the first place.

    • Rebel Scum

      That’s partly due to bisexual erasure

      The transtrenders have really ruined it for all the other alphabet people.

      • juris imprudent

        Attention whoring is a zero-sum game.

    • MikeS

      Because she’s in a relationship with a cisgender, heterosexual man, others often assume that she’s straight.

      Oh, the humanity!!!

      • kinnath

        Because she’s in a relationship with a cisgender, heterosexual man, others often assume that she’s straight monogamous.

        heaven forbid!

  31. PieInTheSky

    “I don’t want special treatment from anyone, I just want the same opportunities as my fellow female athletes”

    Transgender cyclist Emily Bridges answers criticism from those who say she shouldn’t be competing in women’s events

    https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1534204596276666368

    What is the key word in there I wonder

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The loons demand your respect.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Pearls were clutched

    Voters in two of the most liberal cities in America sent a clear message to the Democratic Party on Tuesday: they want their leaders to refocus on the most basic functions of government by ensuring their safety, protecting their quality of life and restoring order.

    For months now, voters in San Francisco and Los Angeles have voiced their concerns that daily life in their cities appears to be spiraling out of control. Residents in San Francisco have been contending with a rise in burglaries and car thefts, as well an alarming spate of hate crimes directed against Asian Americans. Los Angeles residents have witnessed a sharp increase in violent crime, while city leaders have been grappling with a homelessness crisis that has led to the proliferation of tents and trash across parks, sidewalks and public spaces, while exposing an untreated mental health emergency on their streets.

    It’s almost as if support for “police reform” and “social justice” as espoused by the progressive fringe of the Democratic Party is a mile wide and 3/8 of an inch deep among the voting base.

    It’s different when the hobo jungle is in your neighborhood and the bums are shitting on your sidewalk. And you’re afraid to let your little girl ride her bicycle in the street.

    • juris imprudent

      a mile wide and 3/8 of an inch deep

      I recall measuring the depth of an oil film over water in high school physics.

    • Tundra

      Wow. That’s fantastic.

      Thanks as always, Holiness.

  33. PieInTheSky

    Dyson Is Secretly Building Robots to Perform Your Most Dreaded Household Chores

    Going a step beyond the vacuum, Dyson wants to give your household tasks a robotic helping hand.

    https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/robots/a40155186/dyson-household-chore-robots

    Imagine a robot picking up toys strewn about your home. Or maybe a robot bleaching the kitchen counter after it meticulously washes your dishes and places them in your drying rack. That’s the vision of the future that Dyson hopes to make a reality with an engineering push that welcomes robots into our homes to complete arduous, repetitive household tasks. That could make your least favorite chores a thing of the past.

    • Rat on a train

      dishes, laundry and cat box are my top three

    • MikeS

      It’s not flying cars, but it’s a step in the right direction.

    • R.J.

      Hmm… wouldn’t mind a robot that does kitchen work, clears the table and cleans kitchen. But my kid needs to learn to pick her sh*t up without robots.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Skinflint SOB holding out on the duck sauce? Dude deserved it.

      • UnCivilServant

        You can have it. It’s not worth fighting over.

    • Gender Traitor

      Perp found out it wasn’t made from real ducks?

      • AlexinCT

        How would you write the obituary for this poor fella?

    • rhywun

      It is a monstrous crime but those protesters can fuck right off their “hate crime” BS.

      • Sensei

        Exactly convict him of murder.

        And, of course, the myriad of NYC and NYS gun laws he broke, but didn’t magically prevent him from killing the guy.

      • AlexinCT

        Meat beatings?

    • Pope Jimbo

      I bet the lesbian ghost hunters destroy the spirits by scissoring their sheets into ribbons.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, the ghost U-Haul has probably already moved on.

    • EvilSheldon

      I think I read this story on Literotica…

  34. The Late P Brooks

    That’s partly due to bisexual erasure, the tendency of both straight and queer communities to overlook, ignore, and perpetuate negative stereotypes about people who are attracted to more than one gender.

    “Pick a lane, you’re confusing me!”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s the point.

  35. UnCivilServant

    *sigh*

    People were running around unable to figure out why something usually reliable wasn’t working. Issue finally gets brought to my attention. Take one look at it and go “The problem is with NFS on [Server].” Things are back up five minutes later.

    One chalk ‘X’: $1
    Knowing where to draw it: Priceless

    • Kwihn T. Senshel

      aaaaaand now you just reinforced that you’re the only one that can solve problems, so they’ll all come to you. Congrats! 😛

      • UnCivilServant

        It just leaves them more in a pinch when I bail.

      • whiz

        Ask for more $$$.

  36. SDF-7

    On today’s episode of “Things I never thought I’d see”:

    Harry Potter playing Weird Al.

    • R.J.

      I need to watch that. Is it out yet? I saw the trailer on Roku.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Dyson Is Secretly Building Robots to Perform Your Most Dreaded Household Chores

    [utterly predictable juvenile allusion redacted]

    • AlexinCT

      My brotha from anotha motha…

  38. Banjos

    My Boogaloo prediction for about a year now has been that it will ultimately be the west coast that secedes. In 2020, Democrats held a War Game that ended with the west coast seceding if Trump won. Between Roe, the SCOTUS gun decisions ready to be released, getting their collective taints kicked-in in November, and losing the presidency, I very much think it’ll happen.

    • KSuellington

      If you are a betting woman, I will wager that it won’t. Pick the terms.

      • Banjos

        I’m not the betting type, more of a happily to admit I was wrong type.

    • Drake

      Well, Bye.

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t think a secession is in the works.

      The loud leftists running things want nothing less than to rule everything. They won’t accept a rump state, and the more grasping they get, the more of the ambivalent, squishy center that wuld otherwise tolerate their madness gets driven away from them. Civil war is possible, but not territorial division, as their strongholds are not as strong as they would like, and far from contiguous.

      • juris imprudent

        Consider how well they managed Seattle’s CHAZ.

      • UnCivilServant

        “The local warlords will now have direct control over their Autonomous Zones.”

        “But what of the food supplies, how will the warlords maintain control.”

        “Fear will keep the local populations in line-”

        “It hasn’t so far.”

        “Remove this defeatist unbeliever.”

    • Kwihn T. Senshel

      I dunno. All three coastal states are really split: WA and OR east-to-west (pretty much straight down the Cascades), and CA north-to-south.

      If it’s the progs that want to secede so they can prog harder, they’d really have to carve away the less proggy sides of the states, as they get their way already.
      Same with the inverse, but in order to lower the proportion of progs.

      • juris imprudent

        Split CA right down I-5, it’s even a narrower split than OR/WA.

    • kinnath

      TrumpLand and the Clinton Archipelago

      There are no states where progressives control the land. They only control the cities.

      The only solution is to build walls around the cities and then starve them.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        no states where progressives control the land

        Here in WA that’s really clear, as it’s about 3 counties that control the state from a Congressional and Gubernatorial perspective.
        But the vast majority of the land area of the state isn’t nearly as proggy.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Same further south. Its not really even a true east-west divide. Even in the Portland metro area, one of the counties is purple to reddish.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        True. As Kinnath alludes to above, it seems to correlate almost perfectly with population density.

      • Nephilium

        It’s one of the things that entertains me about Ohio. Here, the bigger cities (Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati) are all heavy D strongholds, most of the mid sized cities (Akron, Toledo, Dayton, etc) are as well. However… they don’t have the votes or the power to control the state. So my local news (heavy D) will constantly complain about how the state is forcing the cities into some terrible freedom that they aren’t prepared for. As an example, Ohio has a bill pending to allow teachers with a CCL and who pass 24 hours of training (instead of 800 hours) to have the option to carry a gun on school grounds. Two local headlines:

        “Mayor, Cleveland schools CEO refuse to arm teachers, after state lawmakers encourage it”

        “Most teachers do not want to be turned into armed school security guards: Eric Foster”

        There’s similar complaints about the shift to constitutional carry, and how the cities are going to suffer because of it.

      • KSuellington

        There is an active secession movement in Northern California that seeks to form a new state. If you travel to the north of the state you will see many many signs, stickers, and flags supporting it. That has far more chance of success, although I would still say it is highly unlikely to happen. If it somehow did I would be buying property there in a second as it would likely be one of the most, if not most, liberty friendly states in the country.

  39. juris imprudent

    Shikha is that you?

    I thought H1-Bs were limited in time, and you would have to get a green card to stay beyond the term, which would solve this ‘problem’, no?

    • UnCivilServant

      I propose we expand the program to 0 visas issued.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s because they haven’t vaccinated enough.

      https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/08/world/coronavirus-newsletter-intl-06-08-22/index.html

      The United States has a “very serious” problem with Covid-19 vaccination uptake, a top health official has warned.

      Vaccines are by far the most powerful tool available against the coronavirus, protecting people from getting seriously ill, being hospitalized, and dying from the virus.
      Unlike many less developed countries, the US has enough doses to vaccinate everyone as well as the necessary infrastructure to support the rollout.
      The problem: not everyone wants the shot.
      “We do have a problem with vaccine uptake that is very serious in the United States and anything we can do to get people more comfortable to be able to accept these potentially life-saving medical products is something that we feel we are compelled to do,” said Dr. Peter Marks, director of the Center for Biologics Evaluation and Research.
      According to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 48.7% of people over the age of 12 have been fully vaccinated and received at least one booster dose in the US.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        According to the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 48.7% of people over the age of 12 have been fully vaccinated and received at least one booster dose in the US.

        I’m slightly surprised and optimistic.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        It’s heartening to me to see the falloff of Initial Shot only, to 1 booster, to 2, etc.

        People are lazy – myself included – so that can account for some of it, but I think that more people have realized that these shots aren’t doing what we’re told they do, and have stopped chasing the next boost.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        When you comply and get it anyway, you might start asking some questions.

      • WTF

        Vaccines are by far the most powerful tool available against the coronavirus, protecting people from getting seriously ill, being hospitalized, and dying from the virus.
        Pretty much none of that is true, or is at the very least lacking in evidence. Drake’s link helps to explain why they are so desperate to get everyone vaxxed, so they can eliminate the control group and shield the “vaccines” from potential scrutiny for these “mysterious illnesses”.

      • Rebel Scum

        Vaccines are by far the most powerful tool available against the coronavirus

        Miss/Dis-information.

        We do have a problem with vaccine uptake that is very serious in the United States

        Fuck off.

      • R.J.

        Agreed. They can fuck right off. I suggest the Top Men take all the shots for me. And for everyone else. Take 200 of them if it is so great.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I know of at least one otherwise healthy 26 year old who just died in their sleep this year.

  40. AlexinCT

    COMPLY SERFS!

    Hopefully these morons will learn that even the gatekeepers will be bitchslapped about the neck, chest, and head if it suits the masters…

    Who am I kidding?

    • Nephilium

      May I suggest a change of pace? (lyrics NSFW)

  41. Rebel Scum

    GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Hires Milo Yiannopoulos as Unpaid Intern

    They see me trollin’, they hatin’…

  42. Rebel Scum

    In the early hours of Tuesday morning, a pro-life center in Buffalo, New York, was firebombed by activists allegedly aligned with the radical pro-abortion group Jane’s Revenge.
    CompassCare said that the windows leading into their reception room and nurses’ office were smashed, and fires were lit inside. Firefighters and officers responded early in the morning to smoke emanating from the building.

    These aren’t the droids domestic extremists you’re looking for.

    • juris imprudent

      DOJ: that’s clearly just a local issue, no need for us to be involved/interested.

  43. The Last American Hero

    Late addition to the RC Dean post on the economics of hospitals – everyone involved in the healthcare arena makes good money – the doctors, nurses, overpaid lawyers (kidding, sorta), medical device manufacturers, pharma companies, insurance companies – but the nexus where they all intersect – the hospital – rarely does.

    OTOH, every hospital I drive by is perpetually adding new buildings so if they can afford to keep expanding their facilities they must have some cash on hand…

    • UnCivilServant

      Clearly those new expansions are from loans, grants, and bequests.

      More seriously, every hospital that doesn’t go out of business continually expands like a tumor, resulting in a convoluted, labyrinthine interiors.

      • robc

        In Evansville, the clinic were my daughter had her feeding therapy looked like a separate building from the main hospital. But they were connected, you had to walk thru a basement that was mostly utility rooms and storage. And there weren’t clear directions on how to do it.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Keep the scam alive

    “I think what took everyone by surprise, including the White House, was how quickly the industry came to a screeching halt,” Abigail Ross Hopper, president of the Solar Energy Industries Association, told CNN. Data from SEIA showed 318 solar projects were delayed or cancelled in the last two months, which would have supported between 50,000-100,000 jobs.

    ——-

    While much of the solar industry felt the effect of the Commerce tariff probe almost immediately, it flew under the radar for a while, initially not getting much attention from the White House.
    “It took a little bit longer to sink in than I had expected it would take,” one industry source familiar with the discussions said.
    Hershman said Granholm was “supportive and understood the issues early on.” And clean energy trade associations communicated their concerns early to Biden’s White House National Climate Adviser Gina McCarthy and US Climate Envoy John Kerry. But the administration response sped up when top White House officials including Klain and Ricchetti got involved.
    “When it got to the level of where Ron Klain and Steve Ricchetti fully understood the scale of the economics and the job implications, quickly the conversation turned at all levels to what would a constructive way out of this economic situation look like,” a source familiar with the discussions said.
    Ultimately, Ross Hopper said arguments about job losses were particularly persuasive with the White House, but administration officials were also concerned about less solar being deployed, affecting the reliability of the electricity grid and energy security during Russia’s ongoing war on Ukraine.

    If an industry collapses as soon as the government stops propping it up, maybe we should let it die.

    • Gustave Lytton

      A 100k jobs? Pull the other one.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Have they figured out a way to recycle or dispose of solar panels in an ecologically responsible way?

      • juris imprudent

        Bury them under the windmill parts.

  45. Rebel Scum

    Stagflation Risk Growing, Recession ‘Hard to Avoid,’ World Bank Warns

    C’mon, man. This is the best recovery in American history.

    *whispers* And it’s because we are building back – uh – you know the thing.

  46. Rebel Scum

    Toilet Paper Brand Slashes Roll Size 24%

    Toilet paper math.

    • Gender Traitor

      What I noticed about the TP change was that at some point after I started saving empty tubes to use as yarn spools, the tubes themselves got shorter.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I hadn’t considered that dimension.

        Fat-handed people hardest hit.

  47. Rebel Scum

    Majority of Americans Say Depression Ahead

    Stock up on Prozac. Oh, you meant – never mind.

  48. Rebel Scum

    German supermarket chain Rewe reportedly set up notes Tuesday warning customers that they are only allowed to purchase one “critical” product as supply chain problems hit the European continent.

    I thsink vee all know (((who))) is responsible.

    • Drake

      What the hell is a “critical” item?

  49. The Late P Brooks

    There are no states where progressives control the land. They only control the cities.

    That’s because progressives are smart. Cities are where the best shopping is.

  50. Rebel Scum

    “These, we think, are pretty sizable direct investments in economies the size of the three countries in question, and they will be responsible for creating tens of thousands of jobs,” a senior administration official said in a call with reporters Monday evening.

    And jobs will be created. Good jobs. And people will have these jobs. They will work at these jobs.

  51. Certified Public Asshat

    In November 2020, the Washington Post published a piece saying that conservatives were predicting a rise in gas prices under Biden and that “experts” claimed those fears were “overblown"Gas prices are up 127% since the article was publishedThe Experts™ nailed it again pic.twitter.com/J2Vfxmvrsz— Ian Miller (@ianmSC) June 7, 2022

    Another unprecedented event.

  52. DEG

    l0b0t – I saw the post about what is going on with your ex after I got back from the gym. Sorry. You’ll be in a better place soon.

    San Francisco voted to recall Boudin with 61%, compared to 39% who wanted him to stay as the district attorney, according to results at the time the Associated Press called the race.

    Those are pretty lopsided numbers by San Francisco standards.

    🙂

    “With their control of Congress hanging in the balance, Democrats plan to use made-for-television moments and a carefully choreographed rollout of revelations over the course of six hearings…to persuade voters that the coming midterm elections are a chance to hold Republicans accountable for it,” The New Times reported.

    I think this won’t turn out the way the Democrats think. But having said that, I’m not certain the Republican Wave will be as big as some think.

    The Department of Homeland Security has issued a “heightened” terrorism advisory ahead of the Supreme Court’s expected reversal of the nation’s landmark abortion rights ruling.

    So, more glow ops?

    • The Other Kevin

      They are expecting pro-life people to riot because they’re so happy about the decision. I wish I were joking about that.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Ummmm…

        *retreats to hermitage to avoid catching whatever virus causes that particular type of stupid*

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Hey! Open-link-in-a-new-tab is back!

    Thanks, O Wizards of teh Intertoobz.

    *sacrifices skwerl on makeshift altar*

    • Kwihn T. Senshel

      Don’t know if you saw my question yesterday, Brooks, but did you find a place in ID like you hoped? If you detailed that, sorry I missed it.

  54. Not Adahn

    NPR had an interview with a Capitol Cop that had been injured in the Worst Insurrection Attack on the People’s Temple of Democracy since the War of 1812. It was a fairly long interview, and it was uncanny– the guy literally said nothing original. And I don’t just mean idea-wise. Each phrase he uttered was a repetition of a news meme.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Capitol Police work for Pelosi and McConnell. They’re going to parrot the uni-party line.

      • juris imprudent

        Really Pelosi – there is no Senate Majority Leader.

    • juris imprudent

      You might want to sweep up those narcotics between your ankles.

      • R.J.

        Naomi’s point was that she was rethinking gun control and thought everyone should get trained on gun usage and that she had become a gun owner. It’s not what you think. Because she spent too much time in college she buries her point under 100 pounds of sludgy verbal diarrhea. But she does get there.

      • Rebel Scum

        Yup. Certified red-pilled.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “As the greatest danger is that of disunion of the States, it is necessary to guard agst. it by sufficient powers to the Common Govt. and as the greatest danger to liberty is from large standing armies, it is best to prevent them, by an effectual provision for a good Militia” – Madison

      The power to rein in or overthrow the federal government was the entire point.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      She still has a ways to go, but that was heartening to read.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    Don’t know if you saw my question yesterday, Brooks, but did you find a place in ID like you hoped? If you detailed that, sorry I missed it.

    Yes. I closed on a place Monday. Finally. It’s hardly the home of my dreams, but it will do for now. A “Manufactured Home” with a decent sized quonset metal arch shop, on an acre outside of Pocatello. It’s mostly surrounded by horse and cow pasture.

    It needs work, to put it mildly (like every square inch of carpet is going to get ripped up ASAP), but I am a man of simple needs.

    • Kwihn T. Senshel

      Well, congrats! Really happy for you, I know it’s been a search.

      I’ve spent much more time in northern ID, so can’t speak to your area (only been there a few times).

      Manufactureds can be just fine – lived in a few of them, liked them alright. And, at least the work you’ll put in will be for you and not a landlord!

  56. The Late P Brooks

    it was uncanny– the guy literally said nothing original. And I don’t just mean idea-wise. Each phrase he uttered was a repetition of a news meme.

    “He talks! Just pull the string.”

    [insert ’60s Chatty Cathy doll advert]

  57. Rebel Scum

    Who wants to tell him?

    Chilean President speaking to high schoolers in Ottawa alongside PM Trudeau:

    “feel always compelled to question authority… we need rebel people”

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Lol, well everyone behind him is masked up.

    • PieInTheSky

      the right kind of rebel that is, not the wrong kind

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        We need to rebel against independent thoughts and threats to our democracy.

      • The Other Kevin

        He knows his audience. High school kids are great at rebelling by dressing and acting like everyone else.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    “feel always compelled to question authority… we need rebel people”

    The single most important question? Am I OBEY-ing hard enough?

    • juris imprudent

      It’s the damnedest thing – every time I put on these glasses…

  59. The Late P Brooks

    They are expecting pro-life people to riot because they’re so happy about the decision. I wish I were joking about that.

    Anti-freedom religious zealots are going to round up all the harlots and shave their heads and parade them naked through the streets, because that is the obvious logical outcome of the slightest tampering with Roe.

  60. Count Potato

    “Look at how differently California and New York governments treat tobacco and fentanyl.

    Cigarettes: “Care if I die?” & “Quit Today”

    Fentanyl: “Do it with friends” & “Don’t be ashamed you are using, be empowered that you are using safely.””

    https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1533237449870020608

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Sad he still finished in 3rd behind an NPC republican and fucking Newsom.

    • Kwihn T. Senshel

      What’s the purpose of this? My tinfoil hat says that they’re trying to get people utterly dependent on gov’t, or trying to get things to a point where they have justification for martial law or something.

      But I don’t think that’s necessarily the case (although the consequences may be indistinguishable) . Maybe these folks really don’t see the connection or disparity? Maybe it’s a lack of awareness?

      I dunno, but it boggles me how this happens, and there’s a part of me that wants to assign intent.

      • Count Potato

        Most fentanyl made in China and imported across the Mexican border.

      • juris imprudent

        Reverse opium war?

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Sorry if I wasn’t clear, but I was commenting on the disparity in messaging from the gov’t. Why is one addictive substance vilified, and one essentially encouraged?

      • rhywun

        And they’re *still* threatening to ban vaping. I can’t think of a better way to prop up sagging cig taxes.

        Assholes, the lot of them.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        I love the commercials with the “What drug is worth betraying your friends over?!” and it’s about vaping… I’m not a smoker, but pretty sure that people aren’t stripping copper wiring out of homes to feed their nicotine habit.

        “That’s metal. In UR LUNGZ” ugh

      • rhywun

        No, it’s not. They’re flat-out lying. Shocking, I know.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Didn’t matter, news stories ran with their initial recommendation and from what I can tell, no edits/corrections made. Story is out…mask up.

  61. Count Potato

    “according to the FBI, in 2020 there were 27 instances where the race of a perpetrator in an anti-transgender hate crime was identified in DC. in none of those instances was the perpetrator a white person. in 10 years, only two perpetrators were identified as white”

    https://twitter.com/SaysSimonson/status/1534210599554539521

    But you know, transphobia is racist, somehow.

    • rhywun

      That Andy Ngo guy crunched the numbers a while back and IIRC, in no case was it a so-called “hate crime”.

      It was always either a domestic dispute or a drug deal gone bad.

  62. Count Potato

    “SCOOP: The Jan. 6 committee is privately split over what actions to take after the public hearings.

    Some members want big changes on voting rights — and even to abolish the Electoral College — while others are resisting those sweeping proposals.”

    https://twitter.com/axios/status/1533547730798247936

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wait…the the Jan 6 committee is a legislative committee now?

    • UnCivilServant

      Le Shock, they’re all about making sure TEAM maintains power going forward. Who could ever have forseen it.

    • MikeS

      even to abolish the Electoral College

      Get that Constitutional Convention fired up. Make it a twofer and get rid of the 2A at the same time.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Constitutional Convention? That is a relic written by a quill pen and white slave owners. We just bog all those rights down through the bureaucracy now.

  63. Sensei

    So The Atlantic has come around on living with COVID. But they can’t stray too far from the orthodoxy. I can’t understand a thing in this paragraph.

    It’s true that SARS-CoV-2 hospitalizes and kills a smaller percentage of kids than adults. But that small percentage has ballooned into catastrophically large absolute numbers. Experts have also dismissed the notion of stacking childrens’ stats against adults’. The more apt comparison, rather, weighs the life unimmunized kids could be leading if they were vaccinated. The availability of immunizations has turned COVID-19, especially in its severest forms, into a vaccine-preventable disease; that alone, experts told me, makes the shots worth taking.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2022/06/kids-under-5-covid-vaccine-fda-authorization/661200/

    • MikeS

      Guess what crazy people; the only kids not living normal, unimmunized lives are yours.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      The more apt comparison, rather, weighs the life unimmunized kids could be leading if they were vaccinated

      Amazing. Our kids are essentially unaware about Covid. They don’t wear masks, play with friends, attend large parties, and enjoy activities like martial arts class. They haven’t been vaccinated and never will be. It is pure mental sickness in the parents that would prevent their kids from leading a carefree kid life.

      All of them had Covid. We wouldn’t have even known except they had very slightly elevated temperatures, I don’t even know I’d call it a fever, when the wife and I tested positive.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No no no. You don’t understand. They are marked for life as unclean and cannot have the glorious contained and controlled life we expect parents to provide them with. In the new US Manual on Progressive Parenting, please refer to page 53002-1 for great how-to guides and to locate your nearest government parenting coach.

    • rhywun

      a vaccine-preventable disease

      Am I crazy or is this a flat-out lie? How do they explain all the hospitalizations of people with The Jab?

    • whiz

      I’ll take my experts over your experts.

  64. Ownbestenemy

    The more apt comparison, rather, weighs the life unimmunized kids could be leading if they were vaccinated. — meaning turn the screws on the kids until parents relent and shove a vaccine in them.

  65. Ted S.

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  66. Sensei

    “TSMC is the world’s largest contract manufacturer of semiconductors, accounting for more than 50% of the global foundry market, which involves businesses purely making chips for other companies.”

    “If the US and the West impose destructive sanctions on China like sanctions against Russia, we must recover Taiwan,” said Chen Wenling, chief economist at the China Center for International Economic Exchanges. The research group is overseen by the National Development and Reform Commission, China’s top economic planning agency.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-07/top-economist-urges-china-to-seize-tsmc-if-us-ramps-up-sanctions#xj4y7vzkg

    Russia v Ukraine – the gift that keeps on giving.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    The more apt comparison, rather, weighs the life unimmunized kids could be leading if they were vaccinated.

    Is that a reference to arbitrary and punitive restrictions imposed by “experts” to restrict the activities of those non-immunized children?

    Or is it about the imaginary “dangers” arising from being exposed to this galactically deadly virus?

    • Tundra

      Prices here are starting to decline and homes are on the market longer, but there is still a long way to go. I’m reading that there is still an overall shortage of properties.

      Will be interesting to see what happens with commercial.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Vegas is still ramping upwards…but I suspect we might be getting out by the skin of our teeth…

      • Tulip

        I may have waited too long. Sigh.

      • kinnath

        There is a lot of pent up demand. I expect the market to flatten out and maybe contract a bit.

        The ReFi market has been throttled by the interest increases.

        Of course, everything can come crashing down if the recession is deep enough, long enough.

      • rhywun

        FWIW… rents in NYC are supposedly at at all-time high now.

        Apparently the city is not quite emptying out the way all those breathless stories were proclaiming.

      • UnCivilServant

        How can it, the poor residents can’t afford to move after paying their rent!

      • kinnath

        When people can’t buy, the rent.

    • Kwihn T. Senshel

      Is the demand dropping? I can see re-fi’s dropping because of interest rate increases, but is the demand less for mortgages?

      Anecdotal ‘data’ incoming:
      I ask because I’ve been keeping an eye on our regional market, even though we purchased late last year. There are nearly zero properties in a 50-mile radius of us that come close in features, let alone price to what we have (~2-8 acres, not-fancy house, not in a city’s limits). If we were in the market now, we’d potentially either be settling for something not as ideal (which isn’t always wrong, of course), or waiting.

      Could it be that it’s the supply that’s dried up, and people are just waiting? I know there are a few Glibs that are in that situation.

      • Tundra

        Yeah, we sold in MN and haven’t bought out here yet. Signed another lease for another year to see what’s gonna shake out.

        FWIW, a property I was watching dropped 50K today, after 37 days on the market. A year ago that was unheard of.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        a property I was watching dropped 50K today

        Ya, that’s rare.

        We have some friends who got into a place a few months ago after the seller’s previous buyers fell through, and she was desperate (had already committed on another place), so the price was dropped by about 35k for our friends.
        But that’s still the exception, for sure.

        In our case, we overpaid to some degree (although ours wasn’t even the highest offer!), and will be underwater if the market crashes, but we’re where we need to be, and love the place, so no plans to move.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I doubt demand has changed much, unless you count all the people who have just given up for now. Everything that hits the market sells, but existing home sales keep dropping, which means there is a supply problem.

    • UnCivilServant

      So many unused stakes.

      Too few golden goblets sitting unguarded in crossroads.

  68. robc

    38
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    I don’t want to talk about it.

    Upper right took me 4 tries of rhyming words.

    If I could have figured out bottom right, it would have given me upper right with plenty of time to find lower left.

    Ugh.

    • kinnath

      you need to sacrifice a seed word in those conditions.

      For example: CHUMP/CHAMP/CHIMP burns up four common consonants that appear in those rhyming words.