IFLA: the “Friends” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of June 19

by | Jun 19, 2022 | IFLA | 74 comments

Somewhere out there is Rufus.

 

Ok, enough about Montreal.

 

Friends come in all sizes

 

This week is dominated by Mercury and Mars working their way between various other planets.  Monday or Tuesday, expect sky-worthy news about a war.  Then the next day or two you see Mercury replaced by the moon and Jupiter, with a result of war/change/home/rulership/happy/water.  We can only be so lucky.

Signs this week point to a new well being dug.  It may also point to a new well needing to be dug because the current one went dry.  Then on Saturday, we see change/luck/domestic/romance corresponding with that well going dry.  *Blinks*  Oooooooh.  This is also a good week for bad people — Lying, belligerence, and throwing your weight around all are successful tactics.

 

Friends stay by you when you need to take a break.

 

Gemini:  Knight of Coins – Utility, serviceableness, interest, responsibility, rectitude

Cancer:  8 of Cups – Giving joy, mildness, timidity, honor, modesty, the decline of a matter, or that a matter which has been thought to be important is really of slight consequence

Leo:  King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

Virgo:  2 of Coins – Merriment recreation, news and messages in writing, as obstacles, agitation, trouble, embroilment.

Libra:  Page of Swords – Authority, overseeing, secret service, vigilance, spying, examination

Scorpio:  2 of Cups – Love, passion, friendship, affinity, union, concord, sympathy.

Sagittarius:  3 of Cups – The conclusion of any matter in plenty, perfection and merriment; happy issue, victory, fulfilment, solace, healing,

Capricorn:  The Magician – Skill, diplomacy, address, subtlety, sickness, pain, loss, disaster, snares of enemies, self-confidence.

Aquarius:  The Devil – Ravage, violence, vehemence, extraordinary efforts, force, that which is predestined

Pisces:  Queen of Swords – Widowhood, female sadness and embarrassment, absence, sterility, mourning, privation, separation.

Aries:  The Empress – Fruitfulness, action, initiative, length of days, the unknown, clandestine, difficulty, doubt, ignorance.

Taurus:  6 of Cups – The past, memories

 

A friend will watch your drink for you

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Not Adahn

Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

74 Comments

  1. Gender Traitor

    Scorpio: 2 of Cups – Love, passion, friendship, affinity, union, concord, sympathy.

    I’ll take it!!!

  2. Tundra

    I delayed my walk to see Lily and her friends. It was an excellent decision. That GSD is so beautiful!

    Leo: King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

    Bring it. I’m ready.

    • Not Adahn

      A while back I posted a pic of Lily playing with a GSD pup named Queenie. That pup has grown into what might be the most beautiful example of the breed I’ve ever seen. I’ll try to get some pics.

      • Tundra

        Thanks!

        I’ve noticed that they are breeding them properly again. Smaller and squarer.

        I miss my girl every day.

      • Not Adahn

        Queenie still has a bit of slope to her topline, but not radically so.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Me too. Have been looking forward to the Lily pics every week.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 3 of Cups – The conclusion of any matter in plenty, perfection and merriment; happy issue, victory, fulfilment, solace, healing,

    What’s the catch?

    • Gender Traitor

      Hey! He got one more cup than I did! 😡

  4. Not Adahn

    My yard is so quiet today. I have no idea what sort of fuzzy carnage she’s wreaking while I’m at work, but in the few hours I’m at home and she’s in the yard she’s caught four chipmunks and a mole. I haven’t seen a chipmunk in two days. The only squirrel is absurdly paranoid and doesn’t take its eyes off the back door.

    • Sean

      That squirrel should consider relocating.

      • Not Adahn

        There used to be a squirrel that lived at the dog park. Used to be.

      • Gender Traitor

        Did it…die at the dog park? 😳

  5. juris imprudent

    Fruitfulness, action, initiative, length of days, the unknown, clandestine, difficulty, doubt, ignorance.

    Another week of too much crap. Of course the dog pics make up for it all.

  6. Don escaped Texas

    Aquarius: The Devil – Ravage, violence, vehemence, extraordinary efforts, force, that which is predestined

    Who could have predicted these levels of inflation!/!?11? – Jerome Powell

  7. Not Adahn

    The USPSA classification system seems to work. At the match yesterday, the three highest classified people (M, A, B) took the top 3 places (in their predicted order). I won my division. And overall, the only people who beat me were people that are legitimately better than me, so that was nice.

    • Sean

      Congrats!

  8. The Late P Brooks

    You don’t want to be Ember’s “mom’s” other service dog? Spoilsport.

    • Not Adahn

      The servicing would probably be great. The cost of ownership otoh…

    • Gustave Lytton

      I just noticed the P365 comes in .380. Mouse guns have really caught my interest.

      • Sean

        I jumped into .380 pre covid. I don’t know if I would go into new calibers these days.

        *checks internet*

        Looks like .380 prices are coming down a little bit though.

        And Springfield has since discontinued the 911s in .380 since I bought a pair. The size of 9mm pistols these days, not much reason to go the .380 route.

      • Sean

        Huh, looks like they discontinued the 9mm version too. Too hard to compete with the double stacks?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I started with a SW BG380 a long time ago. Circa covid, became very interested in easily concealable types. I like it but can’t stand the laser or safety on it and the newer models without have been rare.

        Like to try a Beretta 950 someday.

    • juris imprudent

      Glibbing inbetween seasoning the Blackstone (2 rounds done, 1 maybe 2 more to go). Have a couple of very thick strip steaks in the freezer that will end up smoking on the Traeger then reverse seared on the Blackstone – probably tomorrow since I have the day off now.

      • Sean

    • Tulip

      I have flank steak in a marinade. I’ll grill them (and corn on the cob) later

      • Sean

        I grilled some avocado with the steaks.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ooh, I’m going to have to try that. Just cut in half or sliced?

      • Sean

        How I do it:

        Skin on, cut in half, and rub a lil oil on the fruit. 3-4 minutes on high heat, fruit side down.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Bbqing chicken today. It’s going on.

      • Tundra

        Just starting the coals for some ribz.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of Montreal… it’s just about time to turn on the teevee.

    • KSuellington

      Yup, should be a good race after two years off the calendar. Qualifying yesterday in the rain was exciting. Nice to see Haas getting up there on the grid, they need to get some points today.

    • Not Adahn

      There were many checkered flags out on buildings when I was there.

  10. MikeS

    Pisces: Queen of Swords – Widowhood, female sadness and embarrassment, absence, sterility, mourning, privation, separation.

    Good grief. I’m glad my wife isn’t a Pisces.

    • Ted S.

      If you’re a Pisces, you’re going sterile.

      • MikeS

        What difference, at this point, does it make?

      • Don escaped Texas

        Taurus: 6 of Cups – The past, memories

        depends on who you ask and what you value! – Ezra Klein

  11. Not Adahn

    Don’t know if is a new WP feature, but the pics today have a visual search option. Surprisingly, the search engine ID’s Lily as a Great Pyrenees (which she is half) and not a Golden (her other half, and what humans ID her as.) Some of the pics also ID her as a Kuvas.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Server error is back.

  13. Mojeaux

    Taurus:  6 of Cups – The past, memories

    Amazingly noncommittal.

    • Not Adahn

      Yeah, not worth much on its own. A good way of clarifying other cards though.

  14. TARDis

    Somewhere out there is Rufus.

    But is he working?

    • Not Adahn

      Someone doesn’t read the alt-text.

      • TARDis

        I was working! So I scrolled too fast.

      • MikeS

        Sad!

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Honest? Honest as the day is long

    Actor Dean Norris criticized people who are complaining about soaring gas prices across the United States.

    The “Breaking Bad” star said current gas prices are “fair market” and urged anyone who “love[s] Capitalism” to “stfu,” an acronym for shut the f— up.

    “You’re not getting ‘robbed’ at the pump,” Norris wrote in a tweet on Wednesday. “You’re paying fair market price for a commodity. If you love Capitalism so much then stfu.”

    Something tells me he’s a member of the Michael Mooore school of economics.

    • MikeS

      Christ, what an ignorant asshole.

  16. Mojeaux

    Taking Mr. Mojeaux out for Father’s Day lunch here.

    This is a BBQ place to which we have never been.

    • Sean

      Mmmmm….brisket…

      • Mojeaux

        He’ll get pork ribs, guaranteed, but I prefer moo over oink.

      • Gender Traitor

        I miss our nearby Oinkadoodlemoo BBQ place! 😢 The lady who worked there was really nice, but probably overworked trying to run the place alone. Luckily, there’s one near my office in a converted tavern, so I can still get it for lunch or to take home. Don’t know if the BBQ is much better than average, but they have sides for which to die! 😋

      • MikeS

        Oinkadoodlemoo

        That is a great name for a BBQ joint. Love it.

      • Sean

        I like it all and usually go mixed plate. Local joint does a four meat platter. Heaven.

      • Mojeaux

        Brisket and burnt ends plate.

      • TARDis

        Burnt ends? Sounds interesting. I like KC style BBQ sauce also . Although it’s hard to know what is authentic. Not a fan of overly sweet sauces.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m partial to the mustard-based Carolina-style BBQ sauce, at least on something like pulled pork.

        And burnt ends are the nom!

      • l0b0t

        Let 1000 flowers bloom” is my BBQ mantra. I’m partial to the Florida/Georgia style, vinegar heavy sauce; also, pig is my BBQ meat of first choice. However, I haven’t met a BBQ style or food I didn’t like; I’ll eat it all.

      • l0b0t

        Mmmm… New Orleans BBQ oysters.

      • Penguin

        Bacon…bacon…bacon…bacon.

        Other than that, I agree with you.

      • Mojeaux

        I like ham okay, particularly around Christmas time, and on my eggs Benedict, which I had for bfast yesterday.

      • TARDis

        So you got two appetizers? 🤪

    • Mojeaux

      I can report this is not a place I will come to again. Way too much sophistication for my palate. Good BBQ doesn’t need gourmeting up.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^ Needs more trays with butcher paper

      • Mojeaux

        You are correct, sir.

        Mr. Mojeaux and I went with DEG and Ozy to a place with red butcher paper and a very grainy vinegar sauce. It’s my FAVORITE.

  17. Penguin

    Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention..

    You don’t know me! I’m not cruel, or barbaric.

    I’ll cop to the the rest.

  18. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Aries: The Empress – Fruitfulness, action, initiative, length of days, the unknown, clandestine, difficulty, doubt, ignorance.

    Appropriate

  19. l0b0t

    Sagittarius: 3 of Cups – The conclusion of any matter in plenty, perfection and merriment; happy issue, victory, fulfilment, solace, healing,

    Not just yes, but FUCK YES! OMWC, WebDom, & Spud, here I come.

    • Penguin

      l0b0t: watched a bit more of the FFFB series, and I’m seeing better where you were coming from – also giving the earlier takes some different context.

  20. Rufus the Monocled

    I worked in one of those buildings once upon a time. PVM – Place Ville Marie.

    I hardly go into Monreal proper anymore.

    Now that I’m two rivers removed from it.

    • Gender Traitor

      Rufus! Come join the current thread! We’ve missed you!