Thursday Afternoon Links of Celebration

by | Jun 23, 2022 | Daily Links | 189 comments

A funky little tune for your reading pleasure.

CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION: Bruen dropped today and there was much rejoicing in some quarters, but wailing and gnashing of dentures in others. Be sure to read the part of the opinion (below) referencing Dred Scott; Justice Thomas has been waiting his entire career to write this. Happy Birthday, Mr. Justice, and thanks.

CONGRESSCRITTERS SAD THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEIR SHOW TRIAL J6 HEARINGS: Democratic lawmakers spoke candidly about how the electorate does not care about political theater; care more about selfish concerns like inflation, food shortages. In related news, kangaroo court select committee puts hearings on hold, presumably until after SCOTUS stops stealing all the headlines.

PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES: Putin, the source of all of our problems, renames street in front of US Embassy in Moscow to Donetsk People’s Republic Square. DPR is a breakaway region of the Ukraine which seeks to be part of Russia. This follows the US renaming the street in Washington outside the Saudi embassy to Jamal Khashoggi Way, after the slain journalist and Saudi national.

TAKE THAT, RON73440: Psyche magazine progsplains how stoics are just a bunch of selfish assholes. Rebuttals by Warty and HM: Don’t do this thing that will help you, instead, be as anxious and depressed as possible so you can help bring about socialism. It’s a fundamental misunderstanding of both Stoicism and Buddhism. By improving your reaction to things, you are improving the world by changing the only thing you can – yourself. Marcus Aurelius talks extensively about helping others because what’s good for the hive is good for the bee.

You kids go out and party tonight. “Shall NOT be infringed…”

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189 Comments

  1. Animal

    I may buy a new rifle today to celebrate.

    • Sean

      Do it.

      I got a new rifle this week (and a pistol). 🙂

    • EvilSheldon

      Good idea. Maybe I’ll pull the trigger on a new Staccato C2 this evening…

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      I’ve been looking for a side-loader in .357. I paid nearly that for a Henry but it’s a tube loader.

      I had a Marlin but, like a dope, I sold it.

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        I have one of those Marlins. Love that thing.

      • db

        A friend just bought a “tactical” lever action in .357 that has a forward MLOK rail and a threaded 16.1″ barrel threaded for silencer. Really nice!

      • Animal

        Every time I see one of those Tacticool lever guns, it makes me want to step up my search for a really nice pre-64 Winchester 94.

    • DEG

      Nice!

      I’ve decided that except for a rifle a relative might sell, I won’t buy anything until after I get more shooting and more deferred maintenance done.

      • EvilSheldon

        Assuming your life-critical needs are covered, this is really the right answer.

      • DEG

        Though note I didn’t define “more”. 😉

        On a serious note, I really do need to get deferred maintenance done. I have started some progress on the deferred maintenance: I have a Kar98k in pieces. I have the stock cleaned and re-oiled. I need to get it back together and then off to a gunsmith. There is a crack down the center of the stock from the recoil bar back to the rear action screw. You can’t see the crack unless the rifle is apart as the crack is through all the bits of wood in the center which are covered by the receiver and trigger guard/magazine. A former coworker knows a good gunsmith. I need to talk to him.

    • Fatty Bolger

      That’s gonna be a little awkward to concealed carry.

    • dontreadonme

      Have that in the Trapper model .357 and love it. Great brush gun. Bought myself a PSA AR 9 pistol kit this week for a project when it is too hot to be outside this Summer.

  2. Ownbestenemy

    Two more political persons arrested and/or raided today.

    Early morning raid on Jeffery Clark, Trumps potential replacement for Barr at the time

    Nevada GOP chairman has phone seized by FBI today

    That makes 4 high profile moves by FBI on a political party.

    Now, maybe there was some really secret nefarious things going on with ‘fake electors’ but the method that the FBI is taking screams political persecution in my opinion.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Assume the worst when pondering the FBI’s motivations and you’ll probably be right.

      • Brawndo

        I’m remembering the tape of the FBI negotiator with one of the Branch Davidians during the siege at Waco.

        “There were no guns on those helicopters.”

        “There were guns but they didn’t fire on you.”

        “There were guns and we shot at you, but not with the mounted machine guns.”

    • The Other Kevin

      I really think the end game of the Democrats is to ban the Republican party. They’re now using the terms “white supremacist” and “domestic terrorist” on Republican politicians. And those things, as Biden said, are the biggest threat to our democracy. Which means the FBI needs to investigate, right?

      • Tonio

        One-party democracy, TOK.

      • Fatty Bolger

        It’s the only way to get back to their core purpose of enslaving people.

  3. rhywun

    You kids go out and party tonight

    Apparently, partying is age-restricted.

    • Plinker762

      Fighting for your right is Nazi talk.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That’s just nietzche clean fun

    • Tonio

      Okay, that’s weird it wasn’t age restricted when I searched for it on YouTube when I was composing this article. Now the link wants me to sign in, and I don’t even have a fecking YouTube account. Sorry, everyone.

      • Tundra

        I just had to click through. Thanks, Brave!

      • dontreadonme

        Love the Replacements! Thanks for reminding me to pull uo their albums again!

    • Aloysious

      I’m going to party my way. It’s good for my .

      • Aloysious

        Well, that was weird.

        Stoopit squirrels.

        I meant it was good for my Metal Health.

  4. DEG

    You have to sign in to see a Beastie Boys video? WTF is the world coming to?

    I like that Kool and the Gang song.

    I tapped out of the Psyche article at this bullshit:

    a bad one: Nero, whom legend has condemned for fiddling while Rome burned

    Most certainly not true.

    Maybe their out is “legend has condemned”. I don’t care, fuck them.

    Another good Kool & The Gang song.

    • Tonio

      Sorry about the video (see above).

      Oh, the article is complete bullshit, but it’s good to know what progs are saying about us. Anything that promotes individualism and self-reliance must be condemned.

      Thanks for the tune.

      • DEG

        Sorry about the video (see above).

        Animal’s comment was the only one when I posted. That’s what I get for typing slow.

        Anything that promotes individualism and self-reliance must be condemned.

        This is something I’ve noticed among Progressives.

        Thanks for the tune.

        You’re welcome!

  5. Stinky Wizzleteats

    That shitbag’s not worthy to clean Aurelius’ latrine sponge. Fuck off Henry.

    • Tonio

      Latrine sponge for the WIN, Stinky.

  6. Ownbestenemy

    They supposedly will extend the J6 debacle cause “new video” has emerged. The new video? A production piece on the 2020 election. Totes valid evidence

    • rhywun

      Still waiting on the 14,000 hours of video they refuse to release.

      *taps foot*

      • Ownbestenemy

        They have to cut it first. The whole thing is playing out like a bad Tom Berenger movie at this point.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Worse than Major League II.

      • Tonio

        They only release the video that helps them. Imagine the number of hours they have put into watching, cataloging, and cross-referencing the video to make sure they don’t accidentally release anything exculpatory or that contradicts their assertions. All I can say is that we may see a whole new set of hearings after the next election – hearings with a very different focus from the current hearings.

      • Chafed

        That’s what I’m thinking.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Someone is going to low crawl across the Capitol lawn to take potshots at members of Congress? Oh, you said bad Tom Berenger movies. My bad.

  7. Drake

    I’m going out to dinner tonight and carry a firearm in honor of the Supreme Court.

    • UnCivilServant

      That does make me wonder how the process actually works.

      Right now New York has been told “No, you can’t do it that way” but hasn’t yet done anything to change their processes. I know the gov wants to hold an emergency session to cram additional ‘objective’ requirements to prevent law abiding gunowners from existing, but does everyone with a limited permit now have the unresitricted carry element? Are those of us who haven’t gotten the paperwork in because we don’t know four character references still shit out of luck?

      • Drake

        If I still lived in NJ, I would be apply for a permit right now.

      • UnCivilServant

        I still don’t know four people I’d ask to be the character references the current form requires.

        It’ll probably be a dozen or more when they revise the process.

      • pistoffnick

        “UCS is a swell fella. He probably will not shoot another fellas unless they really needed killin’. Never mind his shifty eyes or his delicate shooting gloves.”

        There is one character reference in the bank, UCS!

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah, I don’t think that will fly with the local PD.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Are there any shall issue states that require character references? That seems subjective.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t know.

        I just know what the current New York paperwork looks like. If I tried to file for a permit today, I’d have to use the current forms.

      • DEG

        PA.

        NH was shall-issue before I moved to NH. NH has constitutional carry now. NH still issues permits for reciprocity. NH has required character references at least since I moved to the state.

      • db

        PA does but they often don’t bother calling them

      • Drake

        NJ requires them for the FID – which allows you to buy a long gun and ammo. Also need them for a pistol purchase permit. Sometimes they actually reach out to the references. Was contacted once for a shooting buddy.

      • R C Dean

        I still don’t know four people I’d ask to be the character references the current form requires.

        What are the requirements to be a character reference? Depending on that, you could probably get your four signatures right here.

      • UnCivilServant

        You have to fill out and sign a form, ( This one ), and sign the main application (both copies as it needs to be turn in in duplicate)

        And of course, the PD’s web site still contains the warning

        Your pistol permit, if issued to you, is a privilege. Treat it as such. The judge approving to issue your permit, also has the right to revoke your permit.

        Assholes. It’s not a privilege, I shouldn’t even have to ask permission to avoid being thrown in a rapecage for exercising basic rights.

      • R C Dean

        Hell, I’d sign it for you. I just need your real name and address.

      • Fourscore

        I’d sign it as well. I met UCS IRL and he seems every bit as you would expect for a New Yorker.

      • WTF

        Nope, they still have the bullshit in place and once you’re denied a carry permit you are ineligible going forward.

  8. Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

    You would think that the D’s would be happy with the ruling, as it takes the pressure of of the J6 hearing aid, which, you have to admit, would be just getting savaged if they didn’t have this celebration.

    • Tundra

      Savaged?

      Even worse: completely ignored. Last week NBC cut to an early round of the US Open instead.

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        Now, that passed savaged and moved to rekd!

      • C. Anacreon

        Next scheduled hearings, NBC will pre-empt to show the movie “Heidi” instead.

      • dontreadonme

        ROFL

  9. Tundra

    So what does this mean for the states that require permission-slips? I assume there will be another round of lawsuits?

    • Sean

      Permitting is allowed, but it cannot be onerous.

      • UnCivilServant

        I had assumed Tundra was asking about places like New Jersey rather than the shall issue states. I’m so provincial.

      • Sean

        *shrug*

      • Tundra

        Both, really.

        Shall issue still means “i can fuck with you if I want.”

    • UnCivilServant

      Unless they change their processess to be compliant, there will be more lawsuits, and more rulings that will be ignored/evaded.

    • Drake

      https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/paula-bolyard/2022/06/23/breaking-supreme-court-issues-landmark-ruling-expanding-gun-rights-n1607473

      In a footnote, Thomas added that “nothing in our analysis should be interpreted to suggest the unconstitutionality of the 43 States’ ‘shall-issue’ licensing regimes, under which ‘a general desire for self-defense is sufficient to obtain a [permit].’”

      “Because these licensing regimes do not require applicants to show an atypical need for armed self-defense, they do not necessarily prevent ‘law-abiding, responsible citizens’ from exercising their Second Amendment right to public carry,” he explained. “Rather, it appears that these shall-issue regimes, which often require applicants to undergo a background check or pass a firearms safety course, are designed to ensure only that those bearing arms in the jurisdiction are, in fact, ‘law-abiding, responsible citizens.’”

      Thomas pointed out that “because any permitting scheme can be put toward abusive ends, we do not rule out constitutional challenges to shall-issue regimes where, for example, lengthy wait times in processing license applications or exorbitant fees deny ordinary citizens their right to public carry.”

      • Chafed

        That’s what common sense gun regulation looks like.

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        Well regulated, in my eyes.

      • R C Dean

        Oddly, the 2A refers to the milita as well-regulated, not the keeping and bearing of arms.

      • WTF

        And “well regulated “, at the time, meant “in good working order”. A watch that kept very accurate time was said to be well regulated.

      • Tundra

        Thanks.

        Expanded reciprocity would be groovy, too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        only that those bearing arms in the jurisdiction are, in fact, ‘law-abiding, responsible citizens.’”

        Dammit Thomas! Stop using a copy of the constitution with the invisible ink.

      • Brawndo

        Gun rights weren’t “expanded”. They were restored.

      • dontreadonme

        Exactly

      • Tundra

        Not trying to, just trying to understand where the monsters will try to fuck with us next.

      • Tonio

        Party tonight, understanding later. Untz, unts, untz, baby…

      • Ownbestenemy

        Boots and pants, boots and pants

      • Gender Traitor

        Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

      • Tundra

        Sir! Yes, sir!

        *cracks beer*

      • Aloysious

        H… Hunter?!?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Or that limit the places you can legally carry?

      • R C Dean

        The Court said that was totes OK.

      • Gustave Lytton

        No conflict of interest there at all.

  10. juris imprudent

    While an estimated 20 million people tuned in for the first primetime hearing, viewership has since plummeted in the subsequent hearings, which have aired in the daytime.

    The Bee has tried to help.

    • Ownbestenemy

      It took 12 networks to get 20 million and had to interrupt regularly scheduled programming to get it.

  11. Timeloose

    Hello everyone. I haven’t been posting much lately, but I have been reading and lurking.

    I wanted to single out Kbolino for his thought provoking article last night as well as the discussion/debate that it spawned.

    The Breuen decision was a great accomplishment and the timing couldn’t have been better. I had two NYC people text me about helping them pick a CCW.

    The article about Stoics being just a bunch of selfish assholes misses the point of a philosophy. Your supposed to strive to become, all of the examples used are the most hyperbolic. It also suggests you should just cry and ruminate when bad stuff happens.

    • Tonio

      Welcome back, buddy.

      • Timeloose

        Thanks Tonio.

    • kbolino

      Appreciate it, I will endeavor to write another soon…

  12. DEG

    UNH poll puts DeSantis ahead of Trump

    The latest poll of Granite State voters sent shockwaves across American politics when it found Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis leading former President Donald Trump in a theoretical head-to-head GOP primary match-up in “First in the Nation” New Hampshire.

    The conservative website Hotair.com gave it the headline “Earthquake,” while Mediaite calls it a “shock poll.”

    The same UNH Survey Center poll also found DeSantis far outperforming the former president in a potential race against President Joe Biden in New Hampshire. Trump is still losing by seven points (as he did in 2020), while DeSantis has a one-point lead.

    • Chafed

      Good. I hope his lead builds. I’m glad Trump knocked off Hillary but I don’t want him back.

    • Tonio

      Yeah, but if you click through to the poll it says “tied.”

    • TARDis

      I’m more concerned that Deep State Mike doubled his percentage.

  13. Chafed

    I love Thomas’ use of Taney’s opinion from Dred Scott. The progs will ignore it of course. But historical fact is a bitch.

    • DEG

      #metoo

    • Tonio

      That is one of the most beautiful pieces of legal writing I’ve ever read. And I’ve read a lot of court opinions.

      • dontreadonme

        Agreed. Dude has waited his entire career for this and he does not disappoint.

  14. juris imprudent

    Also, the Bee.

    Thomas suffered the injuries after finalizing his opinion on the Second Amendment gun rights case and submitting it for publication.

    “Hmmm, let’s see – why don’t I write a paragraph pointing out how gun control has been used by racists to keep black people unarmed,” the justice muttered to himself, causing his keyboard to begin to glow orange like a hot bed of coals. “Now, I’m just going to absolutely wreck Democrats’ argument that the Second Amendment isn’t necessary in the 21st century.”

    Fire then erupted from his computer, according to witnesses.

    • UnCivilServant

      Justice Sotomayor said she would have rushed to Thomas’s aid, but she’d accidentally tied her shoelaces together again, nearly strangling herself in the process.

      • Tundra

        Oh my.

    • Tonio

      OMG. I’m literally crying with joy at reading that.

      • EvilSheldon

        Ditto. The Bee hit a full old-school tomahawk dunk with that one.

      • MikeS

        #metoo

        He’s been diagnosed with a condition known as ‘being totally based.

        hahaha

    • Fatty Bolger

      LMAO. Awesome.

  15. Raven Nation

    So, I skimmed that stoicism article. It seems to follow a familiar pattern:

    1. Pick a topic that is newly interesting to a lot of people
    2. Cover aspects of it truthfully.
    3. Twist other aspects or misrepresent them to create a chimera of the original idea.
    4. Condemn the chimera

    Assholes.

    • Ownbestenemy

      +1 going to gym will make you a nazi

      • DrOtto

        And give you covid!

    • Tonio

      It’s called a hit-piece, RN.

      • Raven Nation

        Yeah, I know. I just don’t understand the mentality. If you really don’t like something, why not write a vigorous critique?

        I guess one conclusion is that so few people today know how to engage with ideas with which they disagree.

      • Tonio

        Because when you can’t win on the merits, either because you’re a lazy, shit writer, or because the facts don’t support you — fling poo.

      • Nephilium

        That takes work, it’s much easier to do battle with strawmen.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Heh

    • grrizzly

      At least we are not NY. Today’s big news highlighted it.

  16. The Other Kevin

    “It’s a fundamental misunderstanding of both Stoicism and Buddhism.”

    This. I study more Buddhism but I like the similarities with Stoicism that I read here. In both cases, it might seem like you’re supposed to just accept everything, but you can just apply the serenity prayer: Change the things you can, and accept the things you cannot change.

    • Drake

      He’s arguing in favor of temper tantrums, depression, and drama.

      • The Other Kevin

        With my oldest two kids, we went through group therapy for a year. They used DBT, which is based on Buddhist teachings. I saw kids who were in really bad shape, with eating disorders, suicide attempts, etc. thrive once they learned DBT skills.

        I look at the left and all I see is those kids BEFORE they got into therapy.

      • Tundra

        That sounds cool.

        Can you recommend a place to learn more about it?

      • The Other Kevin

        I did a quick search, and found a site that looks decent. I’ll start you with a list of cognitive distortions.

        If those sound familiar, it’s because everyone on the left (media, politicians, activists) uses them all the time.

      • Tundra

        Perfect. Thanks, Kev!

      • Mojeaux

        Well, I have been prey to every one of those behaviors since I was a child and I still do them and it frustrates my husband to no end. WHY can’t I just take my husband’s word for it? It frustrates me, too, don’t mistake me, but I don’t know how to stop doing them.

      • The Other Kevin

        We were in therapy for a year with each kid. But all the parents learned this stuff along with the kids. The best thing I can say is, it helps if you recognize it and put a label on it while you’re doing it.

      • C. Anacreon

        DBT is the best psychotherapeutic treatment for Borderline Personality Disorder. It’s completely changed the approach to Borderline for the better. Too bad it’s only a relatively recent development, perhaps that bunny never would have been boiled (that portrayal was the top-ever depiction of a Borderline in film, BTW).

      • Mojeaux

        I am going to find a therapist who does this, although I was suggested EMDR therapy instead.

      • EvilSheldon

        We all tend to favor what we’re good at, so…

  17. Fatty Bolger

    The attention to Aurelius as emperor comes at the price of overlooking the young Marcus, a lover writing erotic letters to his teacher, the African orator Fronto: ‘I’m often angry with you when you’re away, and I get so mad, because you won’t let me love you as I want to, that is, you won’t let my spirit follow the love of you up to its highest peak.’ Over the course of their correspondence, Aurelius leaves rhetoric behind for Stoicism, and, as his training progresses, the young boy so madly in love is lost. When Aurelius, late in life, listed his mentors, Fronto barely registered. Aurelius adopted Stoicism and duty, abandoning his early passion.

    He stoiced the gay away?

    • Tonio

      [golf clap]

  18. Dr. Fronkensteen

    If you type “Illuminati” backwards, followed by a dot com as a URL, you will be directed to the US government’s National Security page.

    1) Strangely this works.
    2) I don’t know if I’m on a new list or simply added to my pre-existing file.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Think it’s a redirect script…probably a bored person with that domain.

      • rhywun

        I should do that with my website that I don’t use any more and redirect the zero visitors here.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Don’t you think there’s enough riff raff here already? At least the riff raff we have now are self-selected and screened for deplorability. Random normie riff raff would just be boring.

      • Tundra

        Are you kidding. They would bail in about 15 minutes.

        2 on Wednesday at lunchtime!

    • Fatty Bolger

      I’m assuming the owner of the URL just does a redirect to the page. Kind of funny, though.

      • Ownbestenemy

        *blinks*

      • Fatty Bolger

        Don’t first shame me, bro.

  19. Drake

    The Judge is happy.

    • The Other Kevin

      He must be happy, he didn’t even ask a single question.

      • TARDis

        IKR.

        Even so, if it requires permission (permit), it’s still a privilege not a right. Baby steps, I guess.

      • R C Dean

        As I never tire of reminding people, a license or permit is just a ban wrapped in a bureaucracy.

  20. Lackadaisical

    ‘This follows the US renaming the street in Washington outside the Saudi embassy to Jamal Khashoggi Way, after the slain journalist and Saudi national.’

    Sigh, when do we build the statue to this guy?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Will our embassy in Beijing now be on George Floyd was Murdered by Capitalist Running Dogs Way? Come to think of it, the State Dept would embrace it.

    • MikeS

      Dayum! I like her.

      • Tundra

        SHe’s a former TMITE. It’s why she’s hot and knows how to fight these fucks.

  21. UnCivilServant

    To try to process these forms efficiently, I’ve extended my remote session across both my big home monitors, and it still feels crowded.

    I hate paperwork.

    • UnCivilServant

      I hate vendors who pull shenanigans to try to get their guy into an interview.

      Look, he’s clearly a developer, and this is a Sysadmin role. Don’t waste his time, or mine.

      • UnCivilServant

        Dammit, people – Stop bolding random keywords in resumes. It makes it harder to read and makes me less likely to want to interview you.

      • UnCivilServant

        I need to get this done soon. I was confused when a candidate’s form spoke about creating YAML Files, and my mind went to the Mod for MechWarrior 5 “Yet Another Mech Lab” instead of “Yet Another Markup Language”

      • rhywun

        I can create txt files.

        Serious, who puts that on a resume?

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, I had one where they listed opening SRs and downloading files. Not doing the installation, just downloading the files.

  22. R C Dean

    After approvingly quoting the opinion stating that citizens have the right to keep and bear arms wherever they went, he went on to give a laundry list of ways that this right can be restricted by the states, including requiring licenses (a ban wrapped in a bureaucracy) and restricting the carrying of guns in various places.

    The opinion seems to be a mixed bag, to me. After huffing and puffing about how the Court is supposed to defer to the Constitution and not state legislatures, etc., and should evaluate gun control laws based on their prevalence historically (meaning, before the 20th century), they made sure to give us a laundry list of restrictions that have no sound historical basis before the 20th century that they nonetheless blessed as consistent with the Second Amendment.

    • Shpip

      Eh, I’m inclined to take the small wins where I can get them. Would I prefer the Court to state “Listen… the only restrictions on ownership we’re going to countenance are by children, certified lunatics, and violent felons — and ‘arms’ means everything up to crew-served weapons and man-portable SAMs.”? Sure. But the fight against victim disarmament legislation, like the fight to rein in the administrative state, is incremental and will take some time.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ownership by children is up to parents and violent felons should be imprisoned. Once released, their rights should be rehabilitated like any other citizen. If they’re too dangerous to exercise those rights, they shouldn’t be released.

      • Ownbestenemy

        But if we say they are rehabilitated how will we ensure a steady reentry into the prisons?

      • Shpip

        Ownership by children is up to parents

        Yeah, I didn’t think that one all the way through. I was thinking more of the histrionic cat ladies who say things like “What, you want six-year olds to carry guns to school?”

        /BB rifle at six years of age, .22 at ten

      • Gustave Lytton

        /carried a Swiss Army knife often from middle school onward and folder & multi tool from HS onward.

    • creech

      I’d endorse the rules that appeared to be in force 125 years ago (that is, no restrictions) whereby you could go to Sears catalog, pick out a nice revolver or lever action rifle, send them a money order, and go pick the firearm at the Adams Express office at the depot. No age restrictions, no “are you a convicted felon,” no “are you mentally ill” or “why do you need a firearm” or “register first with your local police station.” On the other side of the coin, if one is convicted of committing a crime while using a firearm, an additional ten years incarceration with no parole is added to whatever sentence the specific crime carries.

      • dontreadonme

        Sounds perfect to me.

  23. Tulip

    Garden report: still picking lettuce and green beans (I have broken even on the beans, including amortized containers, lettuce broke even earlier). Picked more beats. All tomato varieties are starting to fruit.

    My lilies are blooming – stargazer, calla, couple other unknown varieties as well as dahlias and four o’clocks just starting. The gladiolas are doing well and should start in a few weeks.. Best moment, older couple walking by with their granddaughter “oh wow! Look how pretty!” followed by a discussion of what kind of flowers they are.

    • Tundra

      One of the things I miss about the old house was our insanely nice landscaping (my wife’s work, naturally). It was always very flattering to have people stop to say how beautiful it was.

      Do you pickle those beets? I am trying my best to like them and it’s just not working. Pickled is the closest I’ve come.

      • Tulip

        No, I usually roast them, toss with goat’s cheese and a balsamic vinaigrette, walnuts, and serve on lettuce. I hated them as a kid, but love them now. Forgot to mention, zucchini, butternut squash, a cantaloupe are all blooming.

      • Tundra

        Ok, I’ll try that. Thanks, Tulip! I know they are really good for me.

        Big, big fan of cantaloupe, though.

      • Tulip

        Wrap beets in foil, put on tray in 400 degree oven. Remove as done (test with knife), coll enough to handle, rub the skin off with paper towels. Cut. While still warm toss with dressing. Serve warm or room temp. Perfect for taking for lunch.

      • Spudalicious

        My favorite is peeling and quartering small beets, tossing with olive oil, balsamic and seasoned with S&P. Same wrap in foil and a 400 degree oven. Very versatile.

      • Tulip

        I think they’re easier to peel if roasted first. But, it’s all about preference.

      • Fourscore

        Pickled is the only way I like them but I like them a lot when pickled. I powdered the cabbage and peppers today, something eating on the leaves. Some of the young apple trees are being eaten on and looks like maybe some leaf rollers involed.

  24. R.J.

    I am delighted with the happy links. To celebrate, I had a Black Market cigar and whiskey. Now making beef fajita nachos.

    • dontreadonme

      Cubano?

  25. LCDR_Fish

    Eeesh- I’m enjoying my time on orders right now. Carrier inspection last week, lots of admin special support projects this week and the next couple of weeks (before 2 more weeks of inspections the end of july) before I regain my traditional contract job. But good gravy….reserve pay is so inconsistent. Currently waiting on travel pay, 1 drill pay and pay for the week (no LES generated yet – normally represents pay 1 week from that date).

    I like the work but hard to plan finances, etc when you don’t know when pay will show up even when Net is still around the same…

  26. Ownbestenemy

    Rittenhouse has a game that he is hoping to fund his fight against the media and defamation…..called it Turkey Shoot.

    Who is advising this kid?

  27. Q Continuum

    Even though I’m on a business trip away from Mrs. Q, reading the tooth gnashing and garment rending of Lefties in response to Bruen may alleviate the need for me to watch pornography tonight.

    https://archive.ph/n0Ksz

    Thot Thursday.

    • Q Continuum

      I won’t be satisfied until Reed Hastings is applying for WIC after he knocks up his 4 fourth prostitute for the year.

  28. Q Continuum

    “Henry Gruberis a historian and archaeologist, currently pursuing a PhD at Harvard University.”

    Pencil-necked pussy is a pencil-necked pussy.