SAY HI TO ISLANDS AND SHIP. BY SAY HI, MEAN…
SEA SMITH WANT HALP. HIM DO LINKS TODAY, GIVE CHEESE PERSON DAY OFF. BEFORE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS, SEA SMITH TELL JOKE.
WHAT OCEAN SAY TO SHORE? NOTHING, IT JUST WAVE!
HAHAHAHAHA! SEA SMITH TELL BEST JOKES. NOW HAVE LINKS. THEN YOU MAKE FUNNY COMMENT!
- SILLY ANIMAL LUCKY IT NOT IN BIG AMERICA CITY….”STOP!” *blamblamblamblam*
- SEA SMITH LAUGH. SILLY HOOMANS NEED PILL? SEA SMITH SAY “YO HO HO” AND DRINK ENTIRE CASK RUM!
- THIS VERY FUNNY. BEACH HOOMANS REACT SAME WAY, WHEN SEE SEA SMITH. SEA SMITH JUST WANT SAY HI. BY SAY HI, MEAN RAPE.
- WHYCOME NO ASK SEA SMITH HELP?
COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!
Leave me out of this.
You’re still lucky you’re not in a big american city.
That much is certain.
That sinking feeling?
Dear SEA SMITH,
Last week my friend told me he wanted to see me “say hi” to his wife. How can I break the news to him that I’m not interested in his wife that way? I don’t want to hurt his feelings.
If you can, please answer as soon as possible. He invited me over for dinner tonight–he said his wife has a really good recipe for rotisserie pork, but they always make too much and need to share it with friends. I love pork, and hope to have a great dinner, but I need to handle this other issue first so we can avoid awkward silences.
*squints* I believe it
Take a pineapple. Pineapple pairs well with pork.
“Rotisserie” indicates it’s a spitroast scene, not a cuck scene ending with “cleanup on aisle one.”
Just say that you are really, really squeamish about seeing other men naked and couldn’t even contemplate the “wobbly H,” let alone the “pyramid.”
This is why I’m here.
That would imply she is pork? To be parked? Porkee?
Gah…autocorrect
Porked
Is it a spitroast?
Too slow.
🙁
One might even say “sloppy seconds”!
or leftovers.
With some Alabama white sauce?
Is Alabama white sauce the same as other white sauces only you add extra chromosomes?
SEA SMITH LIKE TO HALP… BUT HIM TOO FAR AWAY SWIM THERE, THEN HELP. BY HELP, MEAN RAPE.
TELL OTHER HOOMANS, “HERE FOR DINNER. NOT BOOM BOOM.”
Wouldn’t you be more…slap slap or squish squish
At sea, nobody can hear you squish?
1960 DDR Beer specs:
http://barclayperkins.blogspot.com/2022/07/1960-ddr-beer-specifications.html
1960 DDR beer ingredients:
http://barclayperkins.blogspot.com/2022/07/1960-ddr-beer-ingredients.html
http://barclayperkins.blogspot.com/2022/07/1960-ddr-beer-ingredients-part-two.html
To be fair, you’d need beer goggles too if your partners were East German women.
Off with his head
Joe Biden has been heckled by the father of a mass shooting victim during a White House event celebrating the passage of a federal gun safety law.
The US president was delivering a speech on the South Lawn on Monday when he was interrupted by Manuel Oliver, whose 17-year-old son, Joaquin, was among 14 students and three staff members killed at a high school in Parkland, Florida, in 2018.
“We have to do more than that!” Oliver shouted, among other remarks, while standing up and wearing dark sunglasses, grey beard and purple jacket.
At first Biden told him, “Sit down, you’ll hear what I have to say,” but then the president relented and said, “Let him talk, let him talk, OK?”
By then, however, security had already stepped in to take Oliver away.
Far be it from me to chastise anyone for heckling politicians, but that guy can fuck right off.
No. You can’t have my guns.
These people don’t realize that when this something is done but refuse to look at the rot that has already set in.
Guns are just the tool. Instead of a gun shot wound we are going to have people with bashed in faces
Oh, hey! Look at that.
🙁
With regard to @rebel scum’s link this morning: Terrible twos, I’ve been thinking about this. I’m mulling over an article about free will. Anybody interested?
I’m always interested in what you have to say.
yes
But, I don’t really have a choice in the matter.
YES YOU DO! Oh wait…
You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
Take your time, no need to rush things.
Free will is solid but Natural Science is a better song.
+1
+1+1
Last week Scott Adams turned some heads by saying there’s nothing you can do to prevent “problem” young males. He said having a father in the home did nothing to help. You might want to look that up if you’re doing research.
He said having a father in the home did nothing to help
That surprised me at first, but then started making sense if you think of this as being a symptom rather than the cause.
James Lindsey does that to me all the time. Starts with “WTF!” Ends with “Huh. That’s an interesting point.”
Has anyone considered that there might not be any pattern or correlation of any note between mass shooters? What if they’re all individuals with disparate motivations ranging from extremist ideologies to mental illness to simply being bored sociopaths? What if *gasp* collectivist thinking and trying to force people into boxes they don’t belong simply isn’t going to do anything to solve this problem? The only commonality I can see is that they all grow up exposed to a government and media apparatus that does everything in it’s power to make every individual feel anxious, unsafe, paranoid, distrustful, jealous, hateful, fearful and confused every second of everyday.
What is sorta amusing about this is the desperate need to explain, and thus control this. Idiots think it is all about ideology. Morons lean toward mental health. Very few really want to look at culture/society and a multitude of factors. All but none, even the most devoutly religious, are willing to concede to the metaphysics of evil.
And the fact that despite media messaging that “these are getting SOOPER common!!!” these events are very, very rare. You are several thousand times more likely to die in a car crash than a mass shooting on any given day, yet few people outside of a few cranks would recommend banning cars completely.
But even that argument is ceding the premise to tyrants. The main point that matters is that self-defense and weapon ownership are natural rights and debating about safety is utterly irrelevant to the discussion.
It’s quite simple really. Could be literal evil in one case and pure mental illness in another. Yet another it could be a combination of both of those plus they have the sads because their dog died. There’s no correlation. They are all completely isolated incidents and there is nothing you can do to profile, predict or present a coherent through line. Considering it accounts for 99.99999% of all of existence, our species has still never been able to cope with uncertainty. We have to stare at clouds and insist that they are faces telling us what to do with righteous certitude.
I think Scott Adams was referring more to the overall group of young “problem” males and not limited to the very narrow pool of mass murderers. I’m with you on evil being sufficient for mass murderers, but there are some sort of wider factors that encourage hardcore drug addiction, gang banging, etc.
True, they can’t all be lumped together into a single group. There are different motivations, obviously. That said, it sure seems like the biggest commonality among mass shooters in the “Columbine era” is a desire for fame.
How would we know what their motivations are. In a very small number there is some kind of manifesto or public statement that may explicitly say its for fame, but even in those cases, is usually an implication or extrapolation at best. Most of them either die without ever leaving so much as a hint about their motivations and the ones that get captured are immediately locked up as tight as possible never to be heard from again. The idea that we know “fame seeking” is a commonality is largely a media creation. It makes sense as a probability, but that doesn’t make it a known fact.
*flashbacks to memorizing the various criminal causitory theories in CJ class*
I think he was talking about a very specific kind of “problem child”. Mass murderers and such.
The kids you see in that video are a different story. That stats around crime and family structure would seem to argue the opposite of Adams… I think.
Pfft research. I just let the feelings flow.
Psst – this ain’t Salon.
I think he’s mostly wrong, because he’s applying his own personal experience with his one kid, and trying to make it universal. For many young men, having a father around, or even a strong father figure, can make a huge difference. It can easily be the difference between an ultimately successful adulthood vs. a life of crime and misery. For some it won’t be enough. But that doesn’t mean it makes no difference.
He’s partly right in that obviously some young males ultimately can’t be helped, regardless of circumstances, and that there’s not much you can do about it. Especially if they have committed no crimes before doing something terrible.
I got the impression Adams was limiting the discussion to kids with broken minds. There is no way to fix some kids.
Yes, very interested. Seems like the time is right to discuss behavior over abuse of tools (guns, knives and hammers, etc…).
Red SUVs…
Jackboots. All those poor abused jackboots. They could be dancing instead of standing on someone’s face.
Traffic cones.
Sick little fucks.
And if the old man would have clipped them, the fucking DA would go after him with everything.
Eh….there are legitimate self defense shootings in Philly, and they usually properly identify the victim. “Victim had a license to carry” is the phrase they use when it goes the right way.
Yes please.
Would read, write it! If you choose to do so, of course.
I’m mulling over an article about free will. Anybody interested?
Sure.
Nature vs nurture?
Yeah, just a re-tread, but in my inimitable style.
This story would disappoint Zardoz.
Woman tried to hire a hitman from RentAHitman.com, turns out it was really the FBI. Extermination blockers.
Of course there was a Waffle House.
“Siri, I’d like to kill my husband.”
Guns are just the tool. Instead of a gun shot wound we are going to have people with bashed in faces
Exactly. They”l be marching for common sense frying pan and rolling pin control before long.
And you have n ow described Britain in a nutshell. Lock up the tool abusers, don’t take the tools away from responsible people.
I was informed by a man named Ice Cube that an AK47 is the tool, also that I shouldn’t act the MFn fool.
Turns out rogue red SUVs can be incredibly efficient killing machines. Can you imagine what would happen if an angry person decided to take control of one and run it through a massive crowd? It could be more than twice as deadly than it would have been on it’s own! Ban red SUVs now!!!
Trey Gowdy rewrites the Bill of Rights
https://ussanews.com/2022/07/10/trey-gowdy-the-right-to-stay-alive/
So we are safe from natural causes?
If they would just codify that death is illegal…
That kangaroo was just trying to get back to Austria.
Pfft research. I just let the feelings flow.
Thar’s the ticket. We’ll make a journalist out of you yet.
*glances at creative writing and journalism BA*
*glances at creative writing and journalism BA*
From The Columbia School Of Journalisming?
Well? HUH?
*hangs head in shame*
No. University of Missouri.
That is in Columbia, no?
Colombia.
Well, yes. But it’s not the Columbia School of Journalism in NYC.
However, and this is where I was a bit of a deceitful cunte… I graduated from the UM at Kansas City, which is not in Columbia. UMKC has a medical school, dental school, law school, and pharmacy school, but it’s more of a jack of all trades commuter school with an older population and a large international population. It’s not prestigious in the least bit.
Juris is right. It’s A Columbia School of Journalism. Now just hold on a bit until someone thinks of something really good to say about KC.
I like their BBQ
It’s not St. Louis?
Four unis in the UM system. There is one in St Louis (UMSL) and there is one in Rolla (Missouri S&T), KC, and Columbia.
Yay MUST! (My undergrad alma mater.)
The Royals beat the Tigers in game #1 of a twin bill today.
https://i.imgflip.com/tz9od.jpg
Thank god we have brave souls like her around to stand in the face of rising fascism and yell…….hold my beer?
Not that campus.
I feel like nowadays, Columbia is that one that should make people hang their heads in shame.
Power Corrupts. V2.0
Biden administration says federal law preempts state abortion bans when emergency care is needed
In new clarifying guidance announced Monday, the Biden administration said that federal law preempts state abortion bans when emergency care is needed and that the federal government can penalize institutions or providers that fail to provide abortions as needed to treat medical emergencies.
“Under the law, no matter where you live, women have the right to emergency care – including abortion care,” HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra said in a news release Monday. “Today, in no uncertain terms, we are reinforcing that we expect providers to continue offering these services, and that federal law preempts state abortion bans when needed for emergency care.”
Just so I can be a little more certain, what does he mean by “in no uncertain terms? That doesn’t inspire certainty at all.
So everyone who wants an abortion is experiencing a “medical emergency”?
Good God.
Correct. We’ve already seen what constitutes an “emergency” in the past few years.
Yep, very loose standards for a medical state of emergency.
AFAIK, states that have banned abortion do have exceptions for when the mother’s life is at risk (also ectopic pregnancy, which isn’t of course technically an abortion).
L’état, c’est moi.
-Biden
L’eau viol, c’est SEA SMITH.
This is going to be fun.
So… what is that? Maybe one half of one percent of all abortions?
Let’s see states start arresting federal officials for conspiracy.
Well that will be uh unenforceable.
Mammary Monday in motion!
https://thechive.com/2022/07/10/gifs-of-bad-ideas-on-a-lazy-sunday-25-gifs/
So, WTF #1:
https://mobile.twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1546539356130779136
WTF #2: Pedo Peter? Odds that it’s true?
Discussed earlier. Reminded me of “duck and cover”. Equally useless.
I’m not so much concerned with the advice contained in the video, so much as with the existence of the video itself
For panicky NYC libs seems perfectly cromulent.
For anybody else, WTF.
Yeah, makes you wonder, why now?
Duck and cover, as taught to young Patzer.
1. Bend over.
2. Put your head between your legs.
3. Kiss your ass good bye.
Pedo Peter seems a bit *too* on the nose. But then it IS Hunter Biden, and there have been at least a dozen times I’ve said “no way” and yet, there it was.
Pedo Peter is Hunter? That explains a lot, actually.
NO…IT “BIG GUY”. IT HOW HIM KEEP IN PHONE.
Considering he texted his dad his homemade pron videos…
Gotta waste that taxpayer money somehow. Just ask Pedo Peter, he knows all about it.
GAY
https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/19153311/husband-affair-female-boss/
ATTN: Tres.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/i-attended-naked-festival-amazing-27448865?int_source=nba
Mosquito bites on your nethers is a distinct possibility.
Use NSFW warnings please. Also use NSFPWAT (Not safe for people who aren’t Tres) warnings.
Part of me just died – and not in a good way.
NEED SEA SMITH HALP? BY HALP, MEAN…
Because of course she did.
Once upon a time, the rudderless disaffected autistic/sociopathic thrillseeker could be directed into the
lovingcrushing embrace of the Army or the Marines. That energy could be channeled and focused. Or they’d ship him off to Fort Leavenworth, or some other repository for the criminally insane.Not anymore, apparently. And running off into the frontier is no longer an option.
Has this been posted? Apparently WaPo unironically made an illustrative series to illustrate various events from the Jan. 6 committee testimony:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/interactive/2022/cassidy-hutchinson-jan-6-hearing-testimony-illustrated/
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you one of our newspapers of record. This has to be one of the least objective things I’ve ever seen. They’re like panels from a shitty Batman comic.
In that they’re both entirely fiction?
Well democracy dies in the darkness, so they are just trying to illuminate The Insurrection for us. They are doing God’s work.
Paywalled for me, unfortunately.
I’m surprised they didn’t have the gallows on the one pane where Trump was angrily glaring out the window
Ban government schools.
https://thefederalist.com/2022/07/08/media-engineers-hit-campaign-from-secret-recording-of-hillsdale-college-president-telling-the-truth-about-teacher-training/
Answers the question of why I had no class. After Ed classes, student teaching and observing the admin I knew that was not my calling.
I have a BA and MA in History, and a Juris Doctorate, with 28 years experience as a prosecutor, a civil defense lawyer, contract counsel for DCFS in front of various ALJs, and in house counsel for the BIG SWISS MACHINE…I have been an enlisted soldier, NCO and Officer (to O-5). Thrice deployed (1 peacekeeping, 2 wars). I have substitute taught everything from AP Chemistry to Shop to 6th grade through 12th, and even taught one semester long course for Central Texas College (Ethics in Criminal Justice, a 3 hour course credit). I am quite conversant in German, somewhat in Arabic and Dari. I have lived in the EU and Central Asia. I have made more than one visit to Central America and Eastern Europe (including the dreaded USSR) and the Balkans.
I am not “qualified” to teach high school civics in IL, full time.
Yeah, I’m not qualified to teach HS history either where I live now or where I got my PhD.
We had a part-time instructor in our department a few years back who’d been a HS teacher for years. He once told me public education could be improved in this country overnight if every School of Education was shut down.
My dad and brother (one a professor and one a public school teacher) have both tried to nudge me into teaching. I was honestly surprised by my brother because he’s a borderline Marxist (we’ve managed to talk him back from the ledge). I can’t say I’m not intrigued, but the pay is awful. Well, the pay, their stories of dealing with the bureaucracy, and the fact that my leftist bro is tired of the wokeness he’s forced to learn about for his high school science classes.
Fourscore, you have more class than most of the jokers I see out there.
When i was in grad school, the econ grad students shared the floor with the ed department. The ed department put flyers on the doors to the stairs. The Chinese grad students made a game of correcting the grammar and spelling in red pen. The ed department complained to the econ department. The econ department told them to do better. I’ll be the first to say the economists can be assholes – me included – but sometimes it’s awesome.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
/stolen (well, not so much stolen as I am going to eagerly tell my Econ professor friend this story in about 30 minutes….)
L shaped building. We were in one wing, ed department in the other. Note: ed department ranked third in nation by US News at the time. Sad.
“Note: ed department ranked third in nation by US News at the time. ”
Good Lord…
Even better, the chair of the department was Japanese. So he had no sympathy for ed department and lots for Chinese grad students. He thought it was a good game, taught them lots. I was his grad assistant at the time.
My Buddy laughed and laughed.
*shrug* All the GOP has to do to counter this is remind parents of what they saw during their kids’ Zoom classes the previous two years.
WEF takes another L.
Not that most people will care.
Still kind of lame for evil masterminds, though.
WEF never takes L’s. The people that implement their ideas take the L’s for them.
Just wasn’t the right Top Men. They get it right the next time. 100% guaranteed.
“There’s the church I mentioned in Omaha. When they saw that I was speaking to some of the members of the church, a man in full tactical gear, armed, came out with a church usher, and the church usher says, ‘You’re not allowed to talk to our members.'[…]I was the enemy and I was in trouble”
Seem like sensible people considering that you are, indeed, the enemy.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/07/jeff-sharlet-on-the-martyrdom-of-ashli-babbitt-and-whats-to-come
Another episode of Wingnuts in the Mist – where do I sign up?!
I’ve been hearing on the internets that this is the worst chat room on all the interweb.
INTERNETS IZ WRONG!
Your daily dose of Sanford & son:
https://youtu.be/VDbmWeunheU
LOL!
“Hello, brother!”
White House coop of NASA reveal…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter_axiosspace&stream=science
And the asshat interjected politics into it
What a fucking letdown. And also…they claimed only a 100 years ago we believed there was only one galaxy….
I didn’t think Concur could suck anymore, but SAP proved me wrong. Good work everyone!
I just threw out six or seven dozen jars of “home canned” fruit. “Plumb” and peach. The ones which were marked said “08”. I wouldn’t even open something like that, let alone try eating it.
Paging steve1989…
https://youtu.be/hm8f5Kj_CrY
Pussy! 😉
It might have fermented!!!
I’ve actually eaten older preserves.. no issues at all. 20 years old, home canned.
I am one step away from getting a new (used) car.
Boss called and confirmed: I start work as a copy editor in exactlynone month. This gives me plenty of time to get an apartment, settle, and make sure I’ve got everything in its right place.
Very strange, this feeling. My reintroduction to America is going pretty well. It helps that I am monstrously lucky and well-cared for by my loved ones. Plenty of things have happened to me, but I ain’t got nothing to complain about. My angels have made sure I always find my way home. I make sure that I ruffle some of my own feathers or worse.
What kind of car?
Just say a word of thanks once in a while, and treat people as well as you have been treated – you will be fine!
Yo, I cut up that big Kraken pepper to put in my salsa. Having eaten two runty ones, I didn’t expect the big one to be so much hotter. I’m no longer mildly disappointed.
Help, help! Sean is on fire!!!!!!!!
That first bite of raw pepper really caught me off guard.
What is the attraction to hellishly hot foods? I can’t really tolerate anything past a mild chili pepper, so it’s a little foreign to me. I find the idea of something so spicy it overwhelms every other flavor odd. Not trying to discount your choice, it’s just very foreign to me.
Idea is to add spicy in balance so it doesn’t overtake. Some just like it hot though.
I do enjoy a balance of flavor, including spicy stuff, I just have a low tolerance for it so it quickly overpowers other flavors for me. I can’t even smell some things that others consider mild because it overwhelms my senses.
I tap out at anything hotter than habanero. I love the fruitiness. But I want flavor in addition to heat.
Endorphins/dopamine hits. Spicy food is good.
Capsaicin purportedly has health benefits too.
Nibbling on the raw pepper just to get a feel for the taste. It’s not like I snack on them raw.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXA8ph6XkAEn_Pv?format=jpg&name=900×900
Pussy!
Yup.
I am not “qualified” to teach high school civics in IL, full time.,/em>
Obviously not. Your lived experience would clash with the perfect theoretical DEMOCRACY! they want you to indoctrinate the students with. You probably don’t even worship at the altar of the New Deal.
I want to put holes in walls. Stupid broken in house tool is broken. Support has been passed to the usual heavily accented group. Dipshit wants me to share my screen and doesn’t understand what he’s looking at. His “solution” for a missing option is for me to dump all of my other work and restart my pc.
Windows Key + R.
Enter: cmd
In terminal window enter: cd /
In terminal window enter: del *.* /F
That worked! Thank you! Come again soon!
It sounds like your problem is that you’re trying to use your computer to put holes in walls. Get a drill.
/ducking
It sounds like he is getting a Chinese fire drill.
https://mobile.twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1546490964105125888
He’s not wrong.
I know its a moment in time, but that looks intimate beyond familia
Eww.
On the lips.
WhoTF does that?
I doubt my mom kissed me on the lips past the age of five or so.
I had a rotten day at work today. I came home and noticed my bottom front step to my porch had popped it’s screws. Turns out the stringers rotted and the deck screws rusted.
I sistered the stringers using the remaining good wood with new pressure treated 2×4 scrap and removed all of the rusty screws. Bolted the decking to the new 2x4s and fixed the rickety and potentially dangerous stair. Good until I have the time to replace the entire staircase.
It’s amazing what accomplishing a small task can do for your mood. I’m now singing “Solid…solid as a rock” in my head.