Monday Morning Links

by | Jul 18, 2022 | Daily Links | 427 comments

No dice, Rory.

Rory didn’t have enough left in the tank to hold off Cameron Smith. The Seattle Marinersa come into the All Star break on fire. The Trailblazers won something called a summer league title. I had no idea there was a summer league until recently, and it looks retarded. What’s the point in beating these guy’s bodies down even more than they are from a season-long grind? I don’t know what else there might be for sports. We’re deep into the dog days now. So I guess I’m moving on.

Crazy? Moi?

It’s never good when a “world leader” starts hitting the paranoia stage. Yet apparently here we are.  But never fear! The US government probably has somebody over their tapped as the next one to take over and be the poster boy for our proxy war. They just need to see how he tests out with Hollywood and the other elites who will have to keep peddling this bullshit.

Here’s your good guy with a gun. Which is why this story will be buried as quickly as possible. Or waved off by saying “but it they were illegal, nobody would have had one”. You know, because prohibition always works.

You reap what you sow. So when you sow a bunch of dumb shit like letting boys use girls bathrooms and teaching elementary school kids that their skin color defines them, you’re gonna reap a bunch of shit from their angry moms.

In a sane world, this would cause a bit of reflection from these idiots. We are not, unfortunately, in a sane world. So she’ll probably end up having to move because her being vocal is gonna prevent them from creating a narrative.

Warm up the choppers.

This just keeps getting worse. We’re gonna need a lot of helicopters if we’re ever to have justice for those kids and teachers.

Get your daily dose of scare-mongering. It won’t be long before they claim it can live on voting booths but not the ballots, therefore we need mass mail-in voting again.  And it’ll be reported as fact.

I can’t wait to see the movie. Although Clooney is getting a bit long in the tooth to pull it off.

This is a very bad sign. They’re all fat, lazy, and have no sense of pride.  But mark my words, the south will keep pulling its weight…which will ensure the divorce goes smoothly. (Yes that’s probably wishful thinking, but let me have it for the time being.)

Here’s some 80’s rock you might enjoy. Those guys were pretty damn good in the day. And the video is great. Here’s a second one from them to enjoy.

Now get out there and get the week off to a great start, dear friends.

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427 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “You know, because prohibition always works.”

    You mean laws aren’t magic?

    • juris imprudent

      The power of government compels you!

      • AlexinCT

        IT BUUUURRRNNNNSSS!

      • SDF-7

        Quick! Hide the pea soup!

      • Nephilium

        So who’s going to be the young priest?

  2. Count Potato

    “So when you sow a bunch of dumb shit like letting boys use girls bathrooms”

    Although none seems to care about the reverse, even though the massive increase has been among FTM. Also, surprisingly few seem to be concerned about the massive increase of FTM among children.

    • AlexinCT

      GO PATRIARCHY!

      I love how the patriarchy got women to actually undermine themselves with this idiocy… Genius.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      It doesn’t come up (not a euphemism) when discussing bathrooms but sterilizing and chopping the tops off of girls has certainly been discussed.

      • Count Potato

        Oh it’s been discussed, but there has been more loud screaming from feminists over trivial things such as the pink tax or manspreading.

      • AlexinCT

        First world problems amongst the urban college educated white woman class…. I have not met a dumber and more dangerous group of idiots than those…

  3. Shpip

    During one panel, two sponsors of Florida’s Parental Rights in Education bill, which critics have dubbed the “Don’t Say Gay” law, described how activists can effectively lobby their state lawmakers for similar legislation: Bring hard evidence of the problem, target legislators with young children and propose a bill rather than just complain.

    Seems self-evident, but apparently it’s not.

  4. Count Potato

    “We’re gonna need a lot of helicopters if we’re ever to have justice for those kids and teachers.”

    To be fair, they are incompetent cowards not communists. Communist cops would have run in guns blazing.

    • juris imprudent

      cops would have run in guns blazing if it was a dog obedience school.

    • sloopyinca

      I’m willing to get those choppers going on double duty.

  5. waffles

    Zelensky, paragon of democratic leadership. I’m insanely suspicious of everything Ukraine. Putin can’t be trusted but neither can Biden or anyone else who had their hands in the Ukraine cookie jar. What a mess.

    • waffles

      It would just be run of the mill government corruption if it wasn’t at Russias doorstep. Now with the invasion and prolonged combat it’s just suffering. What is the “good” outcome for Ukraine? Is there one?

      • juris imprudent

        What is the “good” outcome for Ukraine?

        Give me a couple of billion dollars and I’ll produce a study on that.

      • Drake

        A real coup (not our CIA) that kills or exiles Zelensky is the obvious first step. Then some good-faith negotiations.

      • R C Dean

        “Then some good-faith negotiations.”

        It takes two to have good faith negotiations.

      • The Hyperbole

        Putin will negotiate in good faith, He’ll honestly explain that he gets everything he wants or the war continues.

      • invisible finger

        It worked for Iran during the previous Democrat administration. Putin would be crazy not to try it, too.

      • Ted S.

        Total surrender and prostration before the neo-Soviets isnt being done in good faith?

      • juris imprudent

        Those struggle sessions were good faith efforts to return the wayward to the one, true, holy path.

    • Ted S.

      In the US, the people Zelensky fired would have been part of the Deep State Swamp, and people here would be cheering it. But because it’s Zelensky, it has to be spun as evil and proof that the Ukrainian people deserve to be destroyed.

      I know everyone wants to see the US State Department world order take a hit, but the resulting one led by Russia and Red China is foing to be far worse.

      • waffles

        I think this helps me. My antipathy for the federal government may be a big blind spot.

      • Brochettaward

        Your arguments attacking anyone who dares to question the Ukrainian narrative are even more offensively ridiculous than Swiss’s.

      • Swiss Servator

        As usual, you missed it. I hate the passive Russia bolstering…try to find me saying something about how wonderful and democratic and such Ukraine is….I will wait. You will fail.

        (When I was in Lviv in 2003, the city had four classes – highest was Mafioso, a tiny middle class of professionals, some working class folks and a mass of poors. I did not manage to find out the crossover between gov and mafia, but I was not there long enough to suss it out).

        Ukraine is a dump, and not nice….but Russia IS FUCKING WAGING A WAR OF CONQUEST. How hard is it to actually admit, yes…Russia is a bad actor, no matter how crappy Ukraine is. If we have to have 40 million broken Ukrainian eggs, just to make one “ha, ha, up yours Victoria Nuland” soufflé, then you need to reexamine your priorities.

      • R C Dean

        Put me in Swiss’s camp on this one.

        Now, what is to be done? I see an array of bad choices, but the ones I think I can get behind involve lots of arms sales to Ukraine and others. Sucks, but the tanks are rolling across the bloodlands. Again. While I don’t expect Russia to cross the Polish border, who knows how many people in the Russian government are trying to re-establish the Soviet empire?

      • R C Dean

        This is where I draw the distinction between “understandable” and “justified”.

        And no, I don’t think a US invasion of Mexico if the CCP installed a CCP-friendly regime there would be justified.

      • juris imprudent

        And you’d be in a small minority of opinion and completely outside the DC consensus.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Ukraine is a dump, and not nice….but Russia IS FUCKING WAGING A WAR OF CONQUEST. How hard is it to actually admit, yes…Russia is a bad actor, no matter how crappy Ukraine is.

        I don’t give a shit about what State learns or doesn’t learn from this. The facts that we were doing bioweapons research on Russia’s doorstep and that Ukraine has been the willing host to US political corruption are the flies in the ointment for me.

        If China was building bioweapons and laundering CCP money in Juarez, it would really color my perception of a US invasion of Mexico. Not saying we would be right to invade, only that I’d have a hard time being sympathetic toward the Mexican government.

        Same principle applies in Ukraine. I don’t think Russia had a legitimate reason for their invasion. But I don’t strongly hold that opinion. However, I feel no sympathy for the Ukrainian government.

        The good thing is that I have no need to come to a strong opinion on this. I pray for a minimization of civilian casualties and a resolution that bolsters future peace. I don’t give half a shit about who was right or wrong. I have no control over the situation and the situation has no hold over me. It’s a humanitarian tragedy half a world away, nothing more, nothing less.

      • juris imprudent

        We fucked around in Ukraine and now they found out.

      • Swiss Servator

        “I pray for a minimization of civilian casualties” – pretty much in Putin’s hands now, isn’t that?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yep, and he should do everything, even the hard things that would compromise his objectives, to end the civilian harm and resolve the issues in a way that will be efficient, effective, and lasting. I don’t have enough info to pretend to know how that happens.

      • juris imprudent

        Powerful countries wage wars (or influence campaigns) to demonstrate their power, film at 11.

        Ukraine barely exists as a country, and the govt of it is pretty much indistinguishable in style/substance from the Russian version – save of course how we’ve TWICE recently overthrown the persons elected to lead the country. But let’s not talk about our actions at all. Nope, just like if Putin or Xi managed to install a hostile regime in Mexico, we wouldn’t lift a finger over that. Nope, not even an angry word.

      • R C Dean

        Angry words would be fine. An invasion would not.

      • juris imprudent

        We wouldn’t necessarily invade, but we certainly wouldn’t just accept such an arrangement. We’d restore a friendly govt, one way or another.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Ukraine is a dump, and not nice….but Russia IS FUCKING WAGING A WAR OF CONQUEST. How hard is it to actually admit, yes…Russia is a bad actor, no matter how crappy Ukraine is.

        Why should we care if China invades North Korea? The video being released by independent journalists of what the Ukrainian government did to the civilian citizens in Mariupol and the Donetsk region is very disturbing. I’m not shedding any tears for the Ukrainian government.

        Bad actor invades another bad actor supported by a third bad actor. Let the first two hash it out without the involvement of the third.

      • juris imprudent

        And, we can certainly feel badly for the poor souls caught between the hammer and the anvil – that doesn’t change the iron reality of what assholes with power do, routinely.

      • Swiss Servator

        “Why should we care if China invades North Korea?” – If they went in and just started killing the ordinary people there and destroying their rather paltry means of living….yeah, that would be evil. I would hope nobody would have trouble calling that out. I am not sure why people seem to think anyone pointing out bad acts is somehow calling for all sorts of intervention? I’ve been in three “interventions” and didn’t care for any of them.

        I don’t care about the Uke’s gov… I don’t care for anyone’s gov.

        One side is killing innocent people and destroying their homes and livelihoods. Who is that?

        And I say you want our help – “It’s cash only, and not US taxpayer cash. Thank you, come again.”

      • juris imprudent

        It’s cash only, and not US taxpayer cash.

        Ironically enough, that’s what we did to the Brits in the run-up to WWII.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        One side is killing innocent people and destroying their homes and livelihoods. Who is that?

        That would be Ukraine who has been deliberately targeting their own civilians.

        Russia has certainly been killing civilians, but I’ve seen no evidence yet that they are deliberately striking civilian areas that have no associated military targets. That stands in sharp contrast to Ukraine’s actions.

      • grrizzly

        Russia IS FUCKING WAGING A WAR OF CONQUEST.

        Meh.
        If in 1985 Canada was applying for membership in the Warsaw Pact and the Soviet, Czechoslovak and East German military advisors were already all over the country training the Canadian military, the US tanks would start rolling in the direction of Toronto and Calgary in no time. The US feels entitled to do anything it wants in its sphere of influence. Check how the invasion of Grenada was justified around the same time.

      • Chafed

        Well said Ted’s.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Everyone here would be cheering if Biden fired 650 federal swamp creatures.

        Everyone here would be cheering if Biden charge Swalwell or Milley with treason for aiding China.

        I think most everyone here would be concerned if Biden charged 650 federal swamp creatures with treason against his government. And these hundreds of swamp creatures belonged to opposition parties.

        Russia may be a bad actor but that doesn’t make Ukraine a good actor.

      • Tundra

        No, dude. It’s binary.

        Pick a side.

      • juris imprudent

        Fucking Manicheans.

      • Brawndo

        That’s a fair point. But I don’t think Russia has plans to rule over me. China, I’m not so sure.

    • The Last American Hero

      Zelensky and his band of rebels destroy the Putin super-weapon, there’s a montage of celebrations around the world – Paris, Rome, Cairo, Rio, Times Square, Beijing (ok not Bejing) – then Zelensky gets a Nobel Prize and appearances on all the talk show circuits for the next year.

      Until Ukraine II, The Russians Strike Back.

      • Swiss Servator

        Do the Russians have AT-ATs, and a cool John Williams sound track?!!!

  6. Count Potato

    “Researchers studied two animal coronoviruses’ ability to survive on various meats, including salmon, pork, chicken and beef during both refrigeration and freezing for one month, according to the data published by the American Society for Microbiology’s journal Applied and Environmental Microbiology. ”

    So don’t eat those raw? Pretty sure cooking would “kill” them.

    • UnCivilServant

      Not the way some Glibs “cook” beef.

      • AlexinCT

        You taking a shot at Pie again for seeing humans as his blood stock cattle?

      • Sean

        He objects to proper steak cooking.

        Medium rare.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, he’s already wrong on the doneness chart. It is both possible and easy to have a well done steak that is not dry. And he’s left out all the degrees of doneness where the translucency is gone but the pink isn’t. At the bare minimum to be edible, the translucency needs to be gone.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        You being a well-done guy is not surprising at all.

      • AlexinCT

        Euphemism?

      • Count Potato

        steak tartare?

      • Lackadaisical

        Also known as heaven.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wake me when coronaviruses start infecting people through the digestive tract.

      • Count Potato

        Pretty sure they can infect the mouth and oropharynx, or sore throats wouldn’t be a thing.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If fomites aren’t a vector for COVID, I doubt food transmission is either. To date, aerosols have been the primary mode of transmission and that includes shit plumes from toilet flushes.

      • Count Potato

        Are we sure surface formites aren’t a vector?

        Anyway, I doubt food transmission is a significant factor, unless some waiter sneezes on your food.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There have been several papers purporting that fomites are a transmission vector, but all have been modelled conclusions based on large concentrated depositions of virus that do not occur in real life scenarios.

        Regardless, the evidence we do have points to aerosols as the major vector of concern and fomites as being a very distant second or third, if at all.

    • hayeksplosives

      I’m guessing the virus wouldn’t do too well in the stomach acid either. I suppose if you handled coronavirus raw meat and then shoved your fingers up your nose it might transfer.

      But the real question is, who cares?

      My guess is that the common cold virus lurks here and there too but we’ve never bothered looking for it because there wasn’t grant money for it.

  7. SDF-7

    I just want to know when Ozy started writing for Red State. (That link is probably nothing new to everyone, but there were a few things called flat out I found interesting enough to mention here… as infuriating as it all is..).

    • Plisade

      Thanks for the link. And wow! Birx wrote a fucking book admitting to crimes, crimes that in my mind should lead to murder and other charges.

      • Tonio

        I’m sure you meant “lead to charges for murder and other crimes,” or better “lead to criminal charges.”

      • Brawndo

        Nah it reads fine the way it is

      • Lackadaisical

        No, she was just busy saving the world.

    • rhywun

      That shocked me as well – I think it only became widely-known a couple days ago.

      She was the main instigator, more so even than Fauci, IIRC.

      Not sure why this isn’t bombshell news?

      • hayeksplosives

        I think it’s not bombshell news because Birx isn’t a household name like Fauci. She didn’t run out in front of the camera like Fauci did (remember when he told the kids he had vaccinated Santa Claus? Barf.)

        But yeah, from what I read in deeper dives, Birx was the instigator. It’s just that most Americans didn’t have the time to do a deep dive, and they’ve never heard of her.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ugly old Geraldine Page-lookin’ cow.🧣

    • AlexinCT

      There are no people more fucking dangerous than those that think they are on a holy noble cause, because they will always find a way to justify whatever evil they need to do to get their noble end goal…

      That’s how you get mountains of bodies – about 120 million or so – and misery for 3 billion people under the boot of an outright evil ideology, followed by a large swath of pro collectivism crusading people still telling you in earnest that we just have not done it right yet (not the right angels in charge, or the system was not done right)…

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Critics accuse Moms for Liberty — which is registered as a social welfare nonprofit organization and so does not have to disclose its donors — of sowing division in communities, rolling back progress on issues of diversity and inclusion, and scaring educators out of the profession.

    Activists with the group have offered a $500 bounty for information on teachers using critical race theory, the academic study of how racism is perpetuated by laws and institutions, in their classes. They organized protests against Covid mitigation protocols, referring to one school’s mask policies as “segregation.” And they demanded schools pull books about Ruby Bridges and Martin Luther King Jr., saying the depictions of racism were too disturbing for young children.

    “They’ve turned our schools into political battlegrounds,” said Angela Wynn, a Sarasota, Florida, parent who co-founded Support Our Schools, an activist group aiming to counter organizations like Moms for Liberty.

    Not fair. The school system is supposed to be a wholly owned subsidiary of the Democratic Party.

    • SDF-7

      rolling back progress on issues of diversity and inclusion

      I strongly suspect their response would be: “What you call progress, I call tyranny and madness” or “Yes, that’s rather the point.”

      And yeah — “Waaahhh! We’re supposed to be able to indoctrinate and recruit unopposed! That’s what my Education school told me!”

    • AlexinCT

      No wonder that these top people feel they need a Ministry of Misinformation to make sure the fucking unwashed masses just let them indoctrinate their kids into evil idiocy…

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I didn’t need that image on the home page. Yeesh.

    • SDF-7

      Just to make you appreciate the Carls Jr. gif et alia more when they come up…

    • Count Potato

      #metoo

    • Pope Jimbo

      It snot what you think it is

  10. Sean

    Arabella Foss-Yarbrough.

    Respect.

    “I have Black children; I am a woman of color!” Foss-Yarbrough, who is of Black, white and Native descent, then yelled.

    “If I would have lost my life, would you guys do this for me?”

    • UnCivilServant

      “If I would have lost my life, would you guys do this for me?”

      Nope, then it would have been black on black crime, and verboten to mention.

    • AlexinCT

      BLM is about grifting. I bet you this woman that was fucked over by their latest hero will soon be canceled and labeled the latest black face of white supremacy for not letting a movement driven by a bunch of white suburban bored hags act out.

  11. Count Potato

    “Researchers studied two animal coronoviruses’ ability to survive on various meats, including salmon, pork, chicken and beef during both refrigeration and freezing for one month, according to the data published by the American Society for Microbiology’s journal Applied and Environmental Microbiology.”

    Imho, a return to federalism is way more likely than a national divorce, just due to geography, never mind Civil War 2.0

    • UnCivilServant

      Huh. So you’re reading the animal entrails to come to that conclusion?

      • Count Potato

        You need more coffee.

      • UnCivilServant

        Last time I drank coffee, it felt like my heart was going to explode.

        That is well above my caffiene threshold.

      • Fourscore

        Learning to smoke was tough too but many of us were able to overcome the body’s initial rejection. Then we could be cool like the big guys.

      • R.J.

        Indeed. One must suffer for fashion.

    • juris imprudent

      That would require both sides be willing to allow what they see as the intolerable stupidity of their opponents to exist just outside an imaginary demarcation. We’re Americans -we’re not going to stand for people not doing what we want.

      • Count Potato

        Again, imho, the true “both sides” isn’t red vs. blue, it’s haves vs. have-nots. The latter, although having less money and power, are also an overwhelming majority. While that majority does have a red/blue divide at it’s edges, most of them are normies who don’t care whether other people do what they want. Go back ten years there was Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party. While they disagreed on the solution, they agreed on the problem — they were both against the elites.

      • juris imprudent

        normies who don’t care whether other people do what they want

        Hey buddy…

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    With few able and fewer willing, U.S. military can’t find recruits

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.

    • UnCivilServant

      Who’s supposed to put the boot to the uppity peasants and spread the new ideology?!

    • AlexinCT

      Who the fuck would want to join an organization hell bent on destroying capable people and promoting evil idiotic leftism other than the morons?

    • Drake

      I have a son who is extremely fit, an amateur kick-boxer, and a very good shooter. He could also really use some discipline and direction.
      Recruiters would be drooling over him and if he went active duty, they’d probably want him on a track for a Ranger or Recon slot.

      But he won’t be joining Joe Biden’s woke army and he won’t be getting any experimental vaccines or boosters. If he did join, he’d probably get kicked out for refusing to stop misgendering somebody during boot camp.

      • AlexinCT

        If my kid told me they where thinking of joining the military today, I would discourage them from doing so. And that’s coming from someone that comes from a family that took that very seriously. You would be doing anyone you encourage to join today a disservice with the current leadership that actually goes along with the idiocy of declaring climate change and white supremacy as America’s top threats. Neither is anything of serious note. The corruption of all bureaucracies in the US government by evil leftists and their destructive beliefs that punish success and reward mediocrity and random physical traits is the greatest threat to the republic at this time.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I would absolutely try to talk my kids from joining up today.

        When I joined up at 19 I was adrift and not sure what to do. I thought that the Marines would be a good experience. I was right. Did lots of good for me, but then I wasn’t getting sent to some shithole to get sniped at. Our mission back then was to confront the Red Army.

      • AlexinCT

        And at least do it in a way where we might actually have a chance to deter or go out in a blaze of glory…

        Today it is about losing even before there is any chance of a fight…

      • Fourscore

        Me too, Jimbo, I was just 30 years ahead of you and times and the economy were different as well. I wouldn’t/couldn’t do it even if I thought about it. I never encouraged my kids, though my daughter could have used the experience. I thought AF for her and maybe she’d learn some transferable skills.

    • sloopyinca

      I’m a bit of a sucker for patriotism and service, even if I think our military should be pared way back. I’d like to believe if we were ever attacked a lot of people would jump at the chance to fight our attacker. I don’t think this generation would answer the call, which is why I see this as a bit of a problem.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        At this point, I view the standing military as a blank check for the McCains of the world. Anything that denies them the capability to carry out their warmongering fantasies is a good thing.

    • hayeksplosives

      They really didn’t think the military’s leftward lurch and embrace of wokeusm would have any effect on the recruitment of reliable Southern boys.

      That’s how out of touch they are.

      • Nephilium

        What else would they do? Go back to their turnip farms?

      • dbleagle

        At this point there is no way I would recommend to somebody to join the military, or even the Space Force.

        The CCP and RF militaries are not 10 feet tall supersoldiers, but both of those organizations will prepare to fight, and fight to win. The US military? Nope but the diversity, inclusion and equity (DIE) training will probably work.

      • juris imprudent

        to join the military, or even the Space Force

        genuine LOL

  13. Fourscore

    My old army buddies and I have been discussing the recruiting problems for years. It isn’t new but it seems to be a lot worse. I’m concerned that the South will stop covering up for us Northern fellers. Even back in my days it was rare to meet a ‘cruit from the North. After the draft ended there were none. (Not a defense of the draft).

    • juris imprudent

      Damn Americans won’t properly support the warfare state – just think they can let their money do all the dirty work. You’re absolutely right about the shrinking of the recruiting pool and how that allowed most of Congress to treat it as a foreign legion rather than their own sons/daughters.

      • SDF-7

        They’ll just need to find some modern Hessians or something.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve noticed the cycle of civilizations appears to go through stages of soldiery in the army – Militia/Citizen-soldiers; Standing Professional army; Foregin mercenaries; Collapse.

    • Drake

      When I went off to Marine boot camp in the late 80’s, there was a pretty good sized group of us northerners I shipped with. Lots of guys from Massachusetts and Connecticut, and a few from Maine. Most were bored middle-class kids looking for adventure. When we arrived we got split into 2 platoons that mixed in with the southern guys. Probably more reservists and / or guys who wanted combat slots among the northerners. The southerners were more likely to be the career types or looking for an MOS that can translate to a civilian job.

      I imagine it’s not like that anymore.

  14. Not Adahn

    Am I the only one impressed by the speed at which the Robb elementary report was generated and released? Especially since the TX legislature is just a part-time debauchery club.

    • Fourscore

      “So much video, so little time”

      • Not Adahn

        The 1/6 report won’t be released until October at the earliest, and can you imagine how long it would take to release a report if a mass shooting happened in say, Nevada?

      • Lackadaisical

        Thankfully that hasn’t happened. /NPC

    • juris imprudent

      Maybe being part-time focused their minds, unlike *cough*Congress*cough*.

      • Not Adahn

        Knowing that the VIP section of The Yellow Rose will be filled up if you take too long is a good motivator.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    In interviews, attendees shared similar stories of how they joined Moms for Liberty: They had an issue with something that happened at their child’s school, or they were upset over mask requirements or Covid-related school closures, and they began speaking at school board meetings. They connected with other parents in person and on Facebook. They learned about Moms for Liberty online and created a chapter in their county.

    Malcontents and troublemakers trying to weaponize DEMOCRACY! What is this country coming to?

  16. Shpip

    Meanwhile, the Texas House investigative committee released a preliminary report Sunday revealing officials found ‘multiple systemic failures’ and poor leadership by law enforcement the day of the shooting.

    All the cops made it home that night. That’s all that matters — to them. Well, that, and their public image of brave, selfless servants keeping the citizenry safe from lawless mayhem.

    • Not Adahn

      The radio said that the gunman chose his old 4th grade classroom where he was bullied. I had a shitty 4th grade, with a teacher that joined in with the bullying so she could be one of the cool kids, but JFC I got over it.

      • UnCivilServant

        I couldn’t even tell you who my fourth grade teacher was, nor who else was in the class.

        I at least recall my teachers didn’t bother bullying students. They just taught to the test and made sure the inmates didn’t get out of hand.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m sure the shittiness is why I can remember it unlike say 3rd and pretty much all of middle school.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Dude! That sucks.

        I didn’t have many crummy teachers, and none before secondary education, when I had half a dozen others to keep my mind off it. Sounds pretty traumatic, Miss Landers giving you aggro all day.

      • Fourscore

        I remember all my grade school teachers by name and what they looked like. Grade school for me was a great experience, learning stuff and being able to excel. I was retarded socially but learning to read was wonderful.

      • Lackadaisical

        I think you went to school in a better era, perhaps.

        I dismissed fourth grade as well. My homeroom teacher was a big time black nationalist.

        She seriously told me it was racist the black pieces go second in chess.

    • EvilSheldon

      Meanwhile, over in Indiana…

      It’s worth pointing out that none of the usual anti-gun panic tropes happened here. The armed bystander didn’t mow down a bunch of innocent victims. The cops didn’t roll up guns blazing and snuff him. And the armed bystander reacted quickly and decisively enough that this won’t even go into the books as a mass shooting.

      Imagine that.

      • Pope Jimbo

        That “civilian” needed more training. He didn’t even barricade himself behind some food counter while waiting for more cops to show up. And did he even sanitize his hands before he came up with a plan to take the shooter out?

  17. Grumbletarian

    The organization’s rapid ascension — its leaders say it has nearly 100,000 members across 195 chapters in 37 states — has been driven by the appeal of its core issues among conservatives, including battling mask mandates in schools, banning library books that address sexuality and gender identity, and curtailing lessons on racial inequity and discrimination, its founders say.

    I’m sure their founders say it exactly that way.

    • MikeS

      I was going to comment on that sentence. It’s what the founders say after the reporter runs what they actually said through an English to Woke translator.

  18. robc

    Daily Quordle 175
    6️⃣5️⃣
    9️⃣7️⃣

    Slow start, slow finish

    • Sean

      #waffle178 3/5

      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
      🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩
      🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩
      🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩
      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

      🔥 streak: 22
      🏆 #waffleelite
      wafflegame.net

      • The Hyperbole

        🌎 Jul 18, 2022 🌍
        🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 5.46
        🟨🟨⬜🟧🟩 = 5

        #globle

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 175
      4️⃣5️⃣
      8️⃣6️⃣

    • SDF-7

      Yup — not a great start to the work week. Ah well.

      Daily Quordle 175
      5️⃣6️⃣
      9️⃣8️⃣

    • MikeS

      5️⃣4️⃣
      9️⃣7️⃣

    • JG43

      Daily Quordle 175
      7️⃣4️⃣
      6️⃣5️⃣

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 175
      6️⃣4️⃣
      5️⃣7️⃣

    • Grummun

      8 7
      5 6

      And today’s Worldle is bullshit.

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 175
      4️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣

      Missed a 50/50 on guess three (which was my best option at the time, but it all went well after that.

      • whiz

        So I used SLATE/CRONY this time as seeds. If had used CARET/LOINS, I wold have had a 3456 or 3467 since the 50/50 guess occurred later.

    • one true athena

      Daily Quordle 175
      6️⃣4️⃣
      3️⃣5️⃣

    • db

      7 4
      6 5

    • grrizzly

      Daily Quordle 175
      6️⃣5️⃣
      4️⃣3️⃣

  19. Scruffy Nerfherder

    That article on Birx is predictably enraging.

    After the heavily edited documents were returned to me, I’d reinsert what they had objected to, but place it in those different locations. I’d also reorder and restructure the bullet points so the most salient—the points the administration objected to most—no longer fell at the start of the bullet points. I shared these strategies with the three members of the data team also writing these reports. Our Saturday and Sunday report-writing routine soon became: write, submit, revise, hide, resubmit.

    Fortunately, this strategic sleight-of-hand worked. That they never seemed to catch this subterfuge left me to conclude that, either they read the finished reports too quickly or they neglected to do the word search that would have revealed the language to which they objected. In slipping these changes past the gatekeepers and continuing to inform the governors of the need for the big-three mitigations—masks, sentinel testing, and limits on indoor social gatherings—I felt confident I was giving the states permission to escalate public health mitigation with the fall and winter coming.

    The bureaucracy just fucking ignores political control at this point when it isn’t outright defying it. For all the screaming about DEMOCRACY that the Left engages in, they obviously don’t believe in it or they would be hanging these totalitarians from lampposts.

    • juris imprudent

      Democracy just validates what the expert class has decided. /idiots-blathering-on-about-democracy

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’m with you Scruffy. It seems like the beast has forgotten that it is supposed to listen to the politicians we elected.

      Of course, the Ukraine Impeachment was all because some fucking idiot light colonel was outraged that Trump wasn’t following the playbook that he and State had come up with. How dare he!

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Fortunately, this strategic sleight-of-hand worked. That they never seemed to catch this subterfuge left me to conclude that, either they read the finished reports too quickly or they neglected to do the word search that would have revealed the language to which they objected.

      As somebody who reviews written work product on a daily basis, I can say this is exactly what happened. I give feedback to my drafter, and my expectation is that they take and apply the feedback. My level of re-review hinges on their competence level. Often, my most trusted drafters get a “fix these things and file. I don’t need to see it again.” Clearly there was some misplaced trust in the good faith of bureaucrat Birx.

      To be clear, it would take exactly one incident of a writer blatantly undoing my revisions for them to be, at bare minimum, pulled from working on my stuff.

      • juris imprudent

        Being a bureaucrat means burying the inconvenient shit so the leadership can ignore it. Leadership prefers to not have to you know, lead.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    The new conflicts enveloping schools have caught many school administrators unprepared. They’re more accustomed to debates about the length of the school day and teachers union contracts, not political controversies that go viral, said Jonathan Collins, a Brown University public affairs professor who is writing a book about school board politics.

    Collins said there hasn’t been this much conflict affecting school districts since racial desegregation. He fears one outcome of the increased politicization of school boards will be entrenched polarization, leading to inaction on new hires and student achievement goals because no one will work across ideological lines.

    “Everything we’re seeing in terms of the playbook that is being written is a pathway to turning school districts into Congress,” Collins said.

    It would never occur to this cretinous busybody that this “polarization” which horrifies him so is a direct result of political organizations great and small attempting to inject themselves into the minutiae of daily life and dictate behavior they have no business involving themselves in.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      leading to inaction on new hires and student achievement goals

      *laughs hysterically while thinking of Baltimore*

    • SDF-7

      But what was their angle in doing it, Q?

      • juris imprudent

        A cuteness?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Pythagoras was framed!

      That’s quite a hypotenuse you have there. Hopefully you have some data to back it up.

      • Grumbletarian

        Of course he does. Don’t be obtuse.

      • Red Pill Matt

        This is not the right angle to take.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Swiss will be along shortly to square this circle.

      • juris imprudent

        Appears he went off on a tangent.

  21. Count Potato

    “The department said there were hundreds of hours of footage from more than 50 officers who responded to the scene.”

    Did you bring enough guys?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, they needed enough to prevent the public from getting in and taking down the shooter.

    • AlexinCT

      If they are not allowed to use absolutely rare and edge cases to justify killing kids up to the 97th trimester, they would have nothing….

      The baby killing movement is not giving team blue a bump right now precisely because so many people that used to support them have realized these ghouls that pretend to care about women’s health really just want the ability to kill kids whenever they feel like it. It’s almost as if their priority is to flaunt their disregard for consequences to actions…

    • UnCivilServant

      Because Ectopic pregnancies are by definition non-viable, as they will kill both mother and child long before viability unless the fetus is removed. It’s a tragedy much like a miscarriage, and not anywhere near the same boat as killing an otherwise viable child for convenience sake.

    • Count Potato

      “Ectopic pregnancies have always been excluded from abortion laws.”

      Yet, they keep bringing it up.

      • juris imprudent

        Lying in a good cause isn’t wrong you know. /progs, mostly

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Did you know 100% of 10 year old girls can get pregnant?

      • AlexinCT

        TRANS DENIER!

      • invisible finger

        And 10 year old boys.

      • Lackadaisical

        My wife fell for this lie. Also, the 10 year old story.

      • juris imprudent

        Turns out the 10yo wasn’t a lie, just horrible.

      • Count Potato

        The lie was that the abortion would have been illegal in Ohio, as far as I can tell.

      • AlexinCT

        No, the lie was that this was just about abortion needing to be available without restrictions, as the rape they didn’t provide details on had been done by an illegal alien who was wanted by the authorities. That last part of the story was gonna hurt the people that supported criminal illegals (and for that matter legal ones too) running scot free after a chain of crimes.

      • juris imprudent

        In all likelihood, the mother of the girl is also an illegal (interviewed by Telemundo in spanish).

      • Lackadaisical

        That’s what I meant, thanks Count.

  22. AlexinCT

    This story would have had a happy ending if the perps all had left in bodybags.

    • AlexinCT

      Was Greta available for comment?

      I am happy stupid people that put these idiots in power will now face real world consequences for their mistakes. people only learn when mistakes have serious associated penalties & costs, and these idiots need a lesson about real world consequences of stupidity so they can green grandstand.

      • Fourscore

        “The European Union will next week publish recommendations on how countries can cut gas demand to prepare for winter.”

        Publishing recommendations is easy, getting people willing to implement them will be a problem though.

    • juris imprudent

      I knew the Greens were in the coalition – but are they actually the ruling party?

    • rhywun

      They’re going to learn rather shortly that you cannot, in fact, run a country on Einhornfurzen.

      • AlexinCT

        Well, no. In addition to unicorn farts, you also need rainbows to make the magical thinking work, dontcha?

      • invisible finger

        I was expecting Eddie Einhorn.

        /whitesoxfan

      • tripacer

        I thought Finkle was Einhorn.

      • invisible finger

        Perhaps they could fuel the country with the corpses of another pogrom.

    • Drake

      Also a good reminder that Joe Biden was always a dimwit, but he used to be able to talk all day while clearly and concisely laying out his dumb ideas.

      • AlexinCT

        I remind every fucking leftard that tells me Joe is a was/good candidate, that for 50 years the team blue people, and especially their propagandists in what passed for the media, made fun of this guy and considered him a complete loser. Then they statist machine needed some asshat they could control, a douchebag tat was bought & paid for, and preferably mentally not there, and he finally qualified.

      • invisible finger

        The road collapsed to meet him.

  23. rhywun

    It won’t be long before they claim it can live on voting booths but not the ballots, therefore we need mass mail-in voting again.

    I’m just assuming that all the places that did vote-by-mail last year are going to do so forever unless some judge puts a stop to it.

    • juris imprudent

      PA Supreme Court laughs and says what do you mean “stop”?

    • AlexinCT

      Yup. My suspicion is that she has been letting the neighbors pull a train on her, and now she wants this poor feckless dude she is with to watch that happening under conditions where she can tell him he agreed to go along with the cucking…

    • Fatty Bolger

      Love the typically shite advice from Deidre.

    • Lackadaisical

      @Now they’re threatening to pull out of giving us the deposit for our new home if I don’t apologise.’
      Lol, did he really tell her parents that she wanted to go swing?

      Also, why would you accept money from your girlfriend’s parents? All kinds of horrible. If they haven’t spoken in WEEKS that’s already a broken relationship. Hey out now before you catch something dude.

    • Brochettaward

      I think the most ridiculous thing in that article is the claim that they’ll ban people from using transgendered suicide statistics in a “hateful” way.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        When reality doesn’t comport with your worldview, just ban reality.

    • rhywun

      I am happy to watch the social-media juggernauts censor themselves into irrelevancy.

      More, please.

    • Q Continuum

      “No genocide denial”

      LOL

      Yeah, calling out people who sexualize first graders is just like the Holocaust.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Dude, when you criticize people who desperately want to sexualize children, those people are more likely to engage in self-harm.

        Thus you are engaging in violence against them.

        It’s like you don’t even SCIENCE.

      • rhywun

        I think the public is mostly seeing through the games they’re trying to play here. You don’t mess with folks’ kids. Gay, straight has nothing to do with it.

    • Count Potato

      “Reddit has banned the anti-LGBTQ+ slur “groomer” under its hate speech policy, as well as any other reference to LGBTQ+ people as “paedophiles”.

      The vile slur, which conflates LGBTQ+ identities with paedophilia, has been increasing in use online, and has now been banned by Reddit as hate speech.”

      No idea how it’s an anti-LGBTQ+ slur, but there are people trying to add a “P” to LGBT.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No idea how it’s an anti-LGBTQ+ slur

        That would seem to be an admission that LGBTQWERTY people are all groomers.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, they’re letting the pedos hide behind the rainbow activists.

        I’m afraid my policy is to shoot the hostages too. Sorry rainbow activists.

      • Lackadaisical

        Seems like there are some willing participants on the inside as well.

        Banning discussion means it’s absolutely happening imo.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    NPR explains it

    When an 18-year-old gunman targeted an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, “systemic failures and egregiously poor decision making” on behalf of law enforcement and school officials failed to stop the shooter from killing 19 students and two teachers, a new investigative report found.

    Ass covering, right out of the gate. Those egregiously poor decisions weren’t made “on behalf of” school administrators and cops. They were made BY school administrators and cops.

    • juris imprudent

      First off – what fucking stupidity is it in Texas that allows school districts to have their own law enforcement department?

      • Gustave Lytton

        The same one that has 254 counties in the state, each with their own sheriffs department?

      • UnCivilServant

        254? Sounds like they’re running on an older version that can’t handle over 255 counties.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Deaf Smith is my fave.

      • robc

        Georgia is 2nd to Texas with 159 counties. Both have a problem, but I think Georgia’s is worse.

        Kentucky has 120, so its pretty bad off too.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s a lot of Counts.

      • kinnath

        Iowa has 99 counties. When the counties were formed, the goal was that any resident of the county could ride a horse to the court house or county offices; conduct official business; and then ride home in the same day.

        Consolidation has been talked about, but that would eliminate safe, cushy government jobs.

      • Count Potato

        Also the neat rectangles.

      • UnCivilServant

        Have you been out west? There’s a lot of flat nothing in a lot of these areas, with no significant landmarks. It’s easier to just grid it out than to make fancy shapes on the map.

      • UnCivilServant

        Purposely designed because they took one look at the wide open spaces and went “Sheet”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      On the better looking side of average and she’s being flooded with marriage proposals? Modern day young guys need to get out (in real life out) more. For God’s sake fellas, go to a bar or something.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I bet it’s her “girl next door” looks that makes the losers think they can “save” her.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    Daily Ray of Sunshine

    *Kudos to Fourscore and his CARE package of honey. That really should have been the Daily Ray all week.

    • Tundra

      Ugh. The masks still kill me.

      Great story, though.

  26. Grumbletarian

    https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/12/university-of-pennsylvania-study-automated-tooth-brushing-microbots.html

    Tired of brushing your own teeth twice per day? Science might have a solution for you: tiny, shapeshifting microbots for your mouth.

    That’s the focus of a new study from researchers at the University of Pennsylvania, who created prototypes for microbots that can change shape to form bristles for brushing or slide between your teeth to floss them, and release an antimicrobial substance that eliminates dangerous oral bacteria from your mouth.

    What do you do with them after? Spit them into the sink?

    • R.J.

      Eat them and become an unstoppable cyborg, of course!

      • Q Continuum

        I hear a GlibFlick in the making…

    • rhywun

      “In case of accidental ingestion, call a funeral parlor.”

      • UnCivilServant

        Still safer than the mRNA shots.

    • Sean

      This is how you get replicators.

      • Timeloose

        The shotgun was the only effective defense. Even the Asgard had nothing

      • Timeloose

        I was annoyed by the ship of the law, people coming in just in time to save a few best and brightest, but not stop the planet killers.

      • robc

        I think once the planet killers arrive, it is too late.

        And the point of the 2nd book (which is awful) is tracking down and killing the planet killers.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    As police fumbled without clear leadership or organization, school staff had grown less vigilant, straying from locked door policies and active shooter procedures.

    “There were multiple systemic failures,” Rep. Dustin Burrows, a Republican member of the investigative committee, said in summarizing its findings at a press conference on Sunday, hours after the report’s release.

    He warned that those breakdowns in safety aren’t just a problem that exists in Uvalde, adding, “some of the same systems that we found here that failed that day are across the entire state and country.”

    We have to keep our hysterical paranoia dialed up to eleven!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They finally figured out how to make Daszak the fall guy?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      And then nothing else happened.

      • juris imprudent

        No shit, considering this was NEWS about 8 months ago.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Arredondo testified that his assessment of the situation was to prevent the shooter from moving to other classrooms.

    “[T]o me … once he’s … in a room, you know, to me, he’s barricaded in a room,” he said. “Our thought was, ‘If he comes out, you know, you eliminate the threat,’ correct? And just the thought of other children being in other classrooms, my thought was, ‘We can’t let him come back out. If he comes back out, we take him out, or we eliminate the threat. Let’s get these children out.”

    Did they try calling, “Come out, come out, wherever you are!”?

    • EvilSheldon

      That assessment goes against the last twenty years of research on active killers. Have you never taken this training, Captain? Or did you simply choose to disregard it?

      • R C Dean

        Well, treating it as a barricaded hostage situation allowed him to stay tucked up nice and safe and not take any risks.

    • Grumbletarian

      Maybe fake him out with an ‘olly olly oxen free’?

    • Trigger Hippie

      Why the hell are there still children in other classrooms at that point? If the gunman was isolated in a single room by law enforcement that would be a good time to, you know, evacuate the rest of the building.

      Sounds like a bullshit excuse to me.

    • UnCivilServant

      The plane was Ukranian, the weapons Serbian. How much have we sent Serbia recently?

    • invisible finger

      Was the pilot vaxed?

    • Aloysious

      Clearly, this is what happens when the wrong pronouns are used.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Although law enforcement made multiple missteps that disregarded active shooter training, the report says, it’s not clear that a quicker response from officers once they were on the scene could have prevented the loss of some lives.

    Some, all… there’s no reason to make a distinction.

    Think of the police lives which were saved!

  30. The Late P Brooks

    He shot his grandmother in the face before stealing her truck, despite not having a driver’s license, and drove to Robb Elementary.

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

    • AlexinCT

      You would figure the idiot that felt that was pertinent information would find the connection with bad people not caring about rules and that applying to more than just driver licenses…

    • Fourscore

      Well, isn’t that against the law? He’d have known that had he stayed in school and completely Driver’s Ed.

  31. Gustave Lytton

    The US government probably has somebody over their tapped as the next one to take over and be the poster boy for our proxy war. They just need to see how he tests out with Hollywood and the other elites who will have to keep peddling this bullshit.

    He? What’s Princess Leia up to these days?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I for one am not upset as it’s a bit of a fetish of mine. I don’t care for the cover girl’s fourteen year old boy look though.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Anything that subverts traditional feminine standards of appearance is considered a good thing, unless it’s actually a dude in a dress.

  32. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I’m not a big fan of Zelensky but I don’t blame him for being extremely paranoid. I’m sure the Russians would love to fire a missle up his ass if they could get real time data on his location.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m betting the Russians have been split on the issue of going after political leadership in Ukraine since they initially wanted to negotiate.

      However, if Ukraine uses the HIMARS systems that we “sold” them against targets in Crimea, Moscow will probably go hard for Zelensky et al. Medvedev has openly said as much.

      Of course, State is encouraging Ukraine to do exactly that.

  33. MikeS

    I have an article to submit. Who should I email it to?

      • UnCivilServant

        Which appears to be broken?

      • MikeS

        Yup. And the “Working with WordPress: A Guide for Glibs Authors” page says first-timers should email their article in.

      • Tonio

        Thanks for reading that.

        FYI, WebDom has to do special stuff to activate you as a writer. That does two things — allows us to credit your article to you by name (instead of “guest contributor”), and allows you to submit future articles via the WordPress interface.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Same with the Login Problems? form as well. Perhaps that’s where some of the missing Glibs went.

      • UnCivilServant

        They got sacrificed to WrdPress?

      • Tonio

        Okay, thanks for the info on the login problems form. I’ll make sure webdom knows.

        In the meantime you can email trouble tickes to: webmaster (at) glibertarians (dot) com

      • Tonio

        Thanks for reporting the submit link broken. WebDom is looking into that.

    • Fourscore

      Tonio is my friend but he may not want to get involved with NoDaks.

      • MikeS

        That would be understandable.

    • Tonio

      Feel free to email me directly: tonio (at) glibertarians (dot) com

      • MikeS

        Will do this afternoon. Thanks, Tonio!

  34. The Other Kevin

    Have a wonderful day, Glibs.

    Yesterday I went to the Renaissance Fair for the first time. I kept thinking of that “Stuff white people do” web site. But I spent the money to rent a scooter, which I was immediately thankful for, and we had a pretty good time.

    • UnCivilServant

      Did they at least vismod the scooter to look like something that would have been in use at the time?

      • EvilSheldon

        A panequin and slaves?

      • PieInTheSky

        there were no slaves in the Renaissance slavery was invented in 1619

      • The Other Kevin

        I had to rent the scooter from around home, because they don’t have them at the fair. I have seen photos of people making their scooters look like a horse with a lance, but this was my first time so I was just feeing out the situation.

      • UnCivilServant

        I see.

        Anyway, I’m glad you enjoyed the fair.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I was just feeing out the situation.

        Did any of the wenches get upset by your “feeling”?

      • The Other Kevin

        There weren’t a whole lot of wenches around. The trend now is elves and like video game cosplay.

  35. The Hyperbole

    I told you I can submit it for you.

    • MikeS

      You can’t even thread properly.

      • Brochettaward

        Will you two just fuck already and get it over with?

      • Lackadaisical

        Who says they haven’t?

    • Raven Nation

      And thank you very much TH for posting duotrigordle. Three hours of my Sunday wasted playing that.

      But, kudos to you for a sub-6 minute solve. The best I got on a practice round so far was 18+

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Gotcha!

    In the wake of school shootings in Texas and Florida in 2018, many Republican leaders, including Abbott, enthusiastically endorsed efforts to expand school-based social emotional learning programs, which they viewed as a way to prevent mass shootings without taking action on gun reform. Pointing to reams of academic studies, advocates say these teaching and disciplinary approaches help students cope with adversity while steering them away from violence.

    Since last year, however, those educational concepts have been swept up in a movement to rid schools of initiatives meant to address racism and inequity — a conservative backlash that experts say is now threatening the very programs that Republicans once presented as a solution to school violence.

    Far-right groups and grassroots parents have attacked social emotional learning — and related practices such as restorative discipline, which focuses on character development rather than punishment alone — as a “Trojan horse” for critical race theory, an academic study of racism that some on the right have used to label lessons on racism and gender that they find objectionable.

    Conservative activists have seized on the fact that some social emotional learning programs encourage children to celebrate diversity, sometimes introducing students to conversations about race, gender and sexuality. And opponents take issue with one of the underlying goals of such initiatives: to reduce racial disparities in school disciplinary outcomes.

    Right. What if, instead of “celebrating” diversity, we teach kids to just not give a shit, and to leave other people alone, in the expectation they will reciprocate?

    • MikeS

      …reduce racial disparities in school disciplinary outcomes.

      …even if they must ignore that in some locations, some races may earn disciplinary measures at a disproportionate rate.

    • juris imprudent

      to just not give a shit, and to leave other people alone

      What crazy white supremacist patriarchal bullshit is that?

    • rhywun

      “gun reform”

      Gosh, why hasn’t anyone tried that yet??

    • The Other Kevin

      “Celebrating” diversity, except if you’re a white male, in which case you are the source of all that is bad and you need to repent. But a majority of mass (as in, school and mall) shooters are younger white males. Maybe we need to think about this more.

      • UnCivilServant

        Clearly the answer is more demonization and ostracism of white males.

        /progic

    • R C Dean

      many Republican leaders, including Abbott, enthusiastically endorsed efforts to expand school-based social emotional learning programs,

      *insert facepalm gif*

  37. The Late P Brooks

    “It’s sort of ironic that these groups are throwing social emotional learning under the bus when these are the very things that our kids need now, and they need them now more than ever before,” said Donna Lord Black, who leads the Social Emotional Learning Alliance for Texas, a nonpartisan group that advocates for these programs in schools.

    We gave it a completely innocuous name. We never expected to be forced to let people scrutinize it. It’s for the children. Now stop asking questions.

  38. PieInTheSky

    What’s the point in beating these guy’s bodies down even more than they are from a season-long grind

    they are not. Summer league is for rookies and non nba players who want a shot. No veterans play in summer league

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Conservative opponents of social emotional learning say those ideas sound good on paper, but they worry that applying these approaches to discipline means that schools will stop holding students accountable when they misbehave. Adding fuel to those fears: School districts often struggle to articulate exactly how these academic philosophies work in practice.

    Quibblers. Nitpickers. Trust the Educrats. They have credentials and diplomas. Just like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.

    • juris imprudent

      School districts often struggle to articulate exactly how these academic philosophies work in practice.

      Stand back – we’re doing SCIENCE here!

    • PieInTheSky

      those ideas sound good on paper – do they though?

      • UnCivilServant

        They give the advocates a good feeling.

      • PieInTheSky

        like critical thinking I cannot see of a clear and measurable way to teach such things.

      • UnCivilServant

        And why do you think that is?

      • PieInTheSky

        how do you measure outcomes objectively?

      • AlexinCT

        Hawt bitchez always win?

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t know. How would you approach the problem?

      • PieInTheSky

        I would not. I would scrap the whole thing.

      • PieInTheSky

        because there is no need for any of it in the monocle mines

      • R C Dean

        I would scrap the whole thing.

        #metoo.

        Because they can’t explain how they work in practice. Give me the curriculum, and I’m sure I could come up with even more objections. Schools are there to teach academic subjects, not program the students down to the cellular level.

  40. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I just read a Tweet from some Ukrainian official talking about implementing digital currency. I’m, like, “don’t you have some other issues to work out first?”

    • UnCivilServant

      With regards to the other concerns, It’s a case of “Not my job”, I suspect.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m sure the WEF/Soros/State machine has all sorts of ideas they’re shoving down Ukraine’s throat right now.

    • Swiss Servator

      Following the success of El Salvador?

      • PieInTheSky

        El Salvador used bitcoin I assume Ukraine will use something better off course

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s innate, and mutually beneficial.

    • AlexinCT

      Older men provide more material benefits and security because they had more time to accumulate both. Younger women are a nicer status symbol…

      • Lackadaisical

        More years for child bearing would put some serious evolutionary pressure on males to pick younger mates. In particular if it will be a lifetime thing.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    New broom sweeps clean

    The new district attorney in San Francisco is cleaning house after the ouster of her embattled progressive predecessor Chesa Boudin, firing at least 15 employees from the prosecutor’s office.

    San Francisco District Attorney Brooke Jenkins, whom Mayor London Breed swore in eight days prior, issued a statement Friday saying she made “difficult, but important changes to my management team and staff that will help advance my vision to restore a sense of safety in San Francisco by holding serious and repeat offenders accountable and implementing smart criminal justice reforms.”

    “I promised the public that I would restore accountability and consequences to the criminal justice system while advancing smart reforms responsibly,” Jenkins said in the statement, reported by SF Gate. “My new management team, which will include the addition of three women of color, with decades of prosecutorial experience at the highest levels, will help our office deliver on that promise. I have full faith and confidence that these women will promote and protect public safety while delivering justice in all of its various forms.”

    Among those on Jenkins’ chopping block was Managing Attorney Arcelia Hurtado, who served as the district attorney’s representative on the city’s Innocence Commission, which Boudin established in 2020 to investigate potential wrongful convictions in San Francisco. Hurtado took to Twitter to express her frustration after losing her job.

    Oh, no. Right wing authoritarianism has taken hold in San Francisco.

    And-

    “Hurtado took to Twitter to express her frustration after losing her job.”

    Of course she did.

    • AlexinCT

      Any time leftists twits don’t get whatever crazy shit they want, democracy dies!

    • db

      I have no problems investigating wrongful convictions, but they need to get their arms around wrongful non-prosecutions as well.

    • AlexinCT

      Not even with Tres’ dick…

      • Tres Cool

        YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!

        Totally would….and make you watch in on our Zoom call, too.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      She wants the haters to kiss her ass? Good thing there’s room for all of them.

    • Aloysious

      The green swimsuit, blue background, and rose(?) colored font all clash horribly.

    • creech

      It was reported Cosmo’s staff all received huge bonuses when some guy named “John” bought out the entire press run of that issue.

    • hayeksplosives

      Holy Hannah.

      That is no bueno. You can’t even see her knees. And those bingo wings!!

      Does her tattoo artist charge by the square foot?

      • Sean

        Does her tattoo artist charge by the square foot?

        LOL

      • R C Dean

        The Miss Piggy tatt is a nice touch.

      • juris imprudent

        Ink was spilled.

  42. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    The end of the tourney was terrific. Smith was just ice cold and Young’s eagle on 18 was amazing.

    In a sane world, this would cause a bit of reflection from these idiots.

    What’s a sane world? The poor woman has some psycho shooting into her apartment while her (black, btw) kids were there. She is 100% in the right on this one, except when she said “this isn’t a George Floyd situation.” Wrong.

    Fun songs. And so absolutely ’80s it hurts!

    • creech

      Re: British Open. It appears that without the high winds, St. Andrews is no more challenging than those second or third tier courses the PGA tournaments use during dog days.
      Any majors where the winning score is -20, then the course is not being set up right and isn’t challenging enough for today’s players with today’s equipment.

      • Tundra

        I only watched yesterday and am only a casual fan, but it appeared to be plenty challenging for a lot of dudes. You may be right, though. It’s still a really cool place and I don’t mind watching those guys tear it up.

      • db

        If it’s not challenging enough, they can always throw in another windmill on the green, and possibly a motorized dog that sits down on the hole at random moments.

      • UnCivilServant

        Hrmm… I was thinking of mortar fire and random snipers. You know, the Donbas Open instead.

      • sloopyinca

        They have had irrigation there for 20 years. They needed to use it to soften the fairways to take away the 150 yard rolls and to grow up the rough to the point the players were penalized rather than them just having a decent lie in wispy grass that’s 3-4″ tall.

        So much could have been done to make that course challenging but the purists won out and it turned into a pitch and putt.

      • creech

        Yeah, I brought back some grass seeds I plucked from behind the 18th green in 2018 and am growing them in a pot in the yard. That stuff gets a good two feet high before I trim it back.

  43. juris imprudent

    NY Post: Monkeypox ‘panic’ is overblown and failing

    CNN says hold my beer!

    • PieInTheSky

      Meh you know what lets just have the end already. Fuck it.

    • PieInTheSky

      “Receiving mate poaching attempts decreased the appeal of current partners while increasing the desirability of alternatives.”

      https://twitter.com/DegenRolf/status/1548200326359969795

      Basically if hot strangers want to fuck you you are less likely to be faithful… amazing…

    • robc

      Repeating an argument I have started here before — Leeloo Dallas Multipass is the hottest of the Sci-Fi movie babes.

      Only possible counter-argument would involve acknowledging the existence of Alien From LA.

      • AlexinCT

        You must have missed Henstridge in Species….

      • robc

        She does make 2 good arguments.

      • AlexinCT

        You should see that perky ass of hers…

      • PieInTheSky

        does jessica alba in dark angel count as Sci-Fi movie babe even if tv show not exactly movie 🙂 ?

      • Count Potato

        Firefly had a movie.

      • juris imprudent

        Ackshually, Morena Baccarin has two good arguments for hottest Sci-Fi babe.

  44. PieInTheSky

    Given the spell of hot weather going on in Europe, though I am not religious, I think I should go to the church and light a candle for whomever invented air conditioning. And go the the old gypsy woman to curse the fuckers wanting to take it away from me.

    • Tundra

      I recall reading that Romania has a nuke plant under construction. Y’all appear to be the smartest people in all of Europe.

      And yes, air conditioning is a gift from God.

      • PieInTheSky

        Depends what you mean by under construction. I has been under construction since the 80s. It is not anywhere near being finished.

      • AlexinCT

        Where is Ceausescu when you need urgency?

      • Tundra

        Huh. It was a story about their cooperation with a US firm. Of course I can’t find it now.

      • Tundra
      • PieInTheSky

        I think that may have been different regarding a prospective agreement to implement some nuscale small modular reactors.

        Our power plant has two of an originally planned 5 reactors online. those to are Canadian CANDU. Romania keeps saying they want to build all 5 but never get to it. there was a deal with the Chinese government company to build one or two but was dropped

      • UnCivilServant

        China probably wanted to own 3/2s of your country in echange for the reactors.

      • robc

        CANDU is an interesting design.

        Canadians do some things right some times.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Paging Smilin Joe Fission…

    • AlexinCT

      Note that they want to take A/C and working transportation away from the peasants/serfs, not from themselves….

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Dude, they need those comfortable conditions so they can most effectively work for the common man and ensure his future.

    • rhywun

      *picks Berlin, checks forecast*

      Couple days of 90s and low humidity. Big deal.

      I have a week of 90s and high humidity starting tomorrow.

      • robc

        Since I have moved to Colorado, I have forgotten what humidity is.

        Supposed to hit 100F today, but probably with humidity in the teens.

      • Tundra

        Yes, it’s almost bearable.

      • PieInTheSky

        now do madrid

      • rhywun

        Hot but still super-low humidity.

      • Lackadaisical

        95 and high humidity every day for a month so far, no end in sight.

        Just got my electric bill. Cha ching.

      • rhywun

        There is a reason I keep removing Florida from the list in my head of possible bug-out destinations.

      • UnCivilServant

        The bugs? Drinking the air? Face-melting levels of sunlight intermixed with New York levels of rain that offer no relief from the humidity?

      • rhywun

        OK, multiple reasons.

    • Drake

      Was driving around North and South Carolina last weekend thinking the same thing.

  45. Count Potato

    Can we get numbers back? Since it still jumps to the top, it would back it easier to get back were you were.

    • Sean

      paywalled

      • Tundra
      • Sean

        That worked.

    • PieInTheSky

      from the replies

      I just don’t get why people think Nuclear is viable financially in the 21st century and won’t become even less viable over time. Renewables + storage can do everything nuclear can do way cheaper without radioactive waste

      https://twitter.com/Waldo56/status/1548760525064097799

      this is one of the more imbecilic things I heard today.

      • Tundra

        Yes. Renewables that depend 100% on fossil fuels for their very existence (and always will).

        Commenter pictured.

      • R C Dean

        Indeed. You start using only renewable electricity to produce renewable equipment, and you are going to run into a very serious problem – The renewable manufacturing sector will consume all or most of the renewable electricity. And that doesn’t include mining.

      • rhywun

        Narrator: The necessary storage hasn’t been invented yet.

      • juris imprudent

        Ten bucks says he is a software “engineer”.

      • db

        Don’t even get me started.

      • nw

        Well, he’s driving a simulated truck. That’s closer to
        driving a train than most software engineers get…

      • UnCivilServant

        I donno, Train Simulator is an oddly popular ‘game’.

    • juris imprudent

      Checks out.

      Women make up only 28% of the workforce in science, technology, engineering and math (STEM)

      • db

        Well, before we jump to conclusions, let’s see what the split is among scientists and engineers. I don’t know how to find that, but I’d expect that if you look at the nuclear opinion gap between men and women among engineers is much smaller than among the general public.

      • juris imprudent

        Meant more as snark than anything else. Dumb is hardly confined to a single gender and nuclear ignorance is dumb squared.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yup.

        Silly bitches be always negating my vote.

        I preach the gospel of nuclear energy all the time, but lots of soccer moms just hear “nuclear” and get all emotional Jane Fonda about it.

    • rhywun

      What’s the gender gap on rolling blackouts and tripling your electricity bill?

      • Lackadaisical

        Men hardest hit because we like it cooler than women?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity”

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Hey ladies, do you like air conditioning in the summer and heat in the winter?

  46. db

    I fell down a shallow Wikipedia hole and ended up reading about The Octagon on Roosevelt Island, when I found this gem:

    The new apartment complex utilizes both solar panels and fuel cell installations. A 50 kW array of solar panels and a 400 kW fuel cell enable the building to generate more than 50% of its power.[6] The fuel cell is a combined heat and power system that converts natural gas to electricity and heat via a combustion-free, electrochemical process. This system provides power and heat that meets the majority of the building’s energy demand, and the efficiency it achieves is higher than the energy received from the power grid.

    This kind of statement (in bold) really churns my butter. Exactly what is the point of saying “combustion-free?” I strongly suspect it is a signaling method to people who “know” that anything that uses combustion is dirty and old fashioned and will kill the planet.

    The obvious retort to this, for anyone who knows anything about chemistry and thermodynamics, is “so what? the products of reaction are still water vapor and carbon dioxide.” Yes, it may be more efficient in its conversion and capture of energy from the reaction, but it’s not fundamentally different in the products. Another way of writing it would be to say that it converts natural gas to water and carbon dioxide with more efficiency, but mentioning CO2 in this context is only to be done to show an improvement.

    The author estimates that a net CO2 reduction of 790 metric tons per year is expected annually from this process. While that’s not nothing, it really isn’t all that much.

    • UnCivilServant

      If it results in a cheaper total cost of ownership and a lower overhead, I’m happy to use a more controlled process to extract the energy. I do not like the vilification of carbon dioxide. Why do these people want plants to suffocate!

      • db

        I’m totally fine with improving efficiency–that’s a lot of my job in the real world. What I object to is the apparent virtue signaling that accompanies any discussion of it.

      • Drake

        Yes – It’s often difficult to cut through all the virtue-signaling bs to make an unbiased economic comparison.

    • R C Dean

      I get why they have a lot of feds in the area, being close to the border and all. And they plenty of time to get there, of course.

    • EvilSheldon

      Showing up to critical calls after all the excitement is over, then standing around for a few hours, is a time-honored law enforcement method of avoiding real work.

      • db

        It’s good for stories down the road, too: “Oh that incident? Yeah, I responded to that one. Let me tell you…”

        Except I imagine not too many of the responders to this incident will ever be bragging about their presence there.

    • AlexinCT

      That’s a lot of overtime…

  47. R C Dean

    A 50 kW array of solar panels

    That’s nameplate capacity. The question that matters, and that is never addressed, is: how many kilowatt hours over the course of the year, and what percentage is that of the building’s electricity consumption?

    converts natural gas to electricity and heat via a combustion-free, electrochemical process

    Sounds like it uses electricity as well as produces electricity. What’s the net output?

    • db

      No, an electrochemical process is generally one that results in the transfer of electrons in such a way that they can be used in an electric circuit directly connected. For instance, in a fuel cell, the reagents are separated by a membrane across which electrons (or protons in some cases) can be transported to complete the reaction on one side of the membrane. The charge difference across the membrane can be used to drive electrons through a circuit and do useful work.

      • R C Dean

        Thanks, db. For a lawyer, I suck at engineering.

      • db

        I should clarify that in a fuel cell like is discussed here, there is usually a catalyst that will strip hydrogen atoms (protons) from the methane feed, and then the remaining carbon is oxidized to CO, and eventually to CO2, while the hydrogen gets combined with oxygen to form water in a fuel cell.

        Direct use of methane in a fuel cell is a stretch goal (one that will be achieved) at the moment, as current technology would require operating temperatures higher than most metals can tolerate. There is experimental tech out there that hopefully will be commercialized soon that brings the operating temps down into the 500C range, which is do-able for some alloys.

  48. ElspethFlashman

    Jury duty today anyone want a post of this ?

    • UnCivilServant

      I think the answer is almost always “yes” with this crowd.

      • ElspethFlashman

        I’m so nerding out !

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Yeah!

      (EF, you seat juries? I thought you were in family law.)

      • ElspethFlashman

        Today I got called for jury duty ! Waiting to get picked and then disqualified 🙂

        I am in family law now but occasionally I do a criminal defense case. I actually ran a jury trial last month & got a Not guilty which was a thrill.

    • db

      Are you planning on sticking around to observe after you get thrown out during voir dire when they find out you’re a lawyer?

      • ElspethFlashman

        I might. I booked myself out for the whole
        Week, ( hard to do ! )which means

        I’m
        Missing billable hours 🙁