Cryptid Kitty (plus Cryptid Links)

by | Aug 12, 2022 | Daily Links, WebDom’s Browser History | 399 comments

My local changling

About 8 months ago one of my employees came into possession of a litter of kittens. She brought them to the cafe, and we all swooned.

Unsurprisingly, three of us (myself included) walked away with a kitten. Mine is a sweet little tuxedo boy who was fairly well behaved until l0b0t’s ginormous grumpy cat moved in.

The cat pictured above went home with one of my managers, and it was only a short matter of time before we discovered this cat is not a cat…it’s a changeling.

According to my manager, “She just doesn’t look like a cat from certain angles, it’s so bizarre. She’ll look like a little angel baby and then turns her head 2 degrees and suddenly is a cryptid.”

Are they coming to take her back?

“What is she trying to get to? What does she see? Are they coming to take her back? I also don’t know what’s around her neck, but I suspect it’s the zipper for her skinsuit.”

Oh don't you dare look at me like that

My manager is a nursing student still, and moved for the summer to go to clinical. The changeling kitty came to stay with me and Old Man for a spell. On the way home the creature howled for about 20 minutes and then for the remainder of the 2 hour trip just stared at me as if she’s trying to bore a hole through my skull.

Changeling in a backpack

If anyone’s got advice about how to handle cryptid kitties, I’m all ears.

Onto zee links…

Nessy is “plausible” but not for a really long time.

Not the answer I was hoping for.

Apparently a Bigfoot festival every year in Ohio. Unfortunately, we missed it this year, but had I known sooner, we would’ve gone. It looks so fun.

Is Moorhead, KY now home to a cryptid?

Shaving cream cryptid has a message for humanity…?

For Your Ear Holes

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399 Comments

  1. Rat on a train

    Torties are the best cats.

    • SDF-7

      It is a cute little bugger. I’m disappointed no pics of the cute little tuxedo boy were shared. Our current youngest of 3(! — and I’m a *dog* person!) is a cute tuxedo girl who adopted me by plopping in front of me in a parking lot by our grocery store when she was young enough to fit in my hand, then meowing pitifully and giving me the big sad kitty eyes, followed by the “rub against your ankles” trick.

      She knew a sucker when she saw one.

      • Rat on a train

        Cats manipulate and train people.

    • Spartacus

      Yep. That one in the second picture is a dead ringer for our Princess Sweetness. She and her (also tortie) sister Leezann could take down an elk.

      • Spartacus

        The one in my avatar is Kali the Destroyer. She is the reason my forearms usually look like a heroin junkie’s.

      • UnCivilServant

        Your cat is your dealer?!

      • Spartacus

        Don’t tell any one. I get good dealz.

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Very sasquatchy links

      • SDF-7

        STEVE NOT SAYING HE RAPES ALIENS….. BUT HE RAPES ALIENS.

      • ron73440

        “Bigfoot likes bacon.”

    • R.J.

      Squatchy!

      • Tonio

        I see what you did there.

  3. UnCivilServant

    Nessy is “plausible” but not for a really long time.

    Yeah you still have the 100 million year gap and lack of available food to overcome.

    • SDF-7

      “Och, ye dinna think all the sheep are a’scared to stand by the shore of the Loch for no reason, did ya laddie?”

      • UnCivilServant

        Scotch sheep have learned they need to leave as many avenues of escape open as possible when there are Scotsmen about.

      • robodruid

        I have three Scottish black face sheep.
        They will never approach me, even when i have food. They wait for the milking sheep to eat and for me to leave.

      • juris imprudent

        So you are a true Scotsman!?!

  4. AlexinCT

    What’s with all the pussy?

    • Rat on a train

      Cocks are noisy and not cuddly.

      • Rebel Scum

        And pussy only wants attention on its own terms.

  5. robc

    Morehead is in KY. Moorhead is in MN.

    • UnCivilServant

      So where’s Moorehead?

      • SDF-7

        $20, same as downtown.

    • robc

      Fun fact: Dick Fick used to be the basketball coach at Morehead St.

      • UnCivilServant

        So anyone selected to the team during his tenure was a Dick Fick Pick?

      • Grumbletarian

        HIs girlfriend was a Dick Fick Chick Pick.

      • juris imprudent

        She was Irish, Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick.

      • Rat on a train

        With COVID: Sick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick

      • Trigger Hippie

        Who used to be a prostitute: Trick Sick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t bring that up or she’ll deliver a Trick Sick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick Kick

      • Rat on a train

        Hollywood can make a Trick Sick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick Kick Flick

      • Trigger Hippie

        The movie will begin by focusing on her rural upbringing: Sick Hick Trick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick Kick Flick

      • UnCivilServant

        The filming location will be known as the Sick Hick Trick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick Kick Flick Crick

      • SDF-7

        I heard a member of the crew won the lottery while they were there.

        No special numbers, just a Sick Hick Trick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick Kick Flick Crick Quick Pick.

      • UnCivilServant

        He wanted to go on vacation and needed to update his shots resulting in a Sick Hick Trick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick Kick Flick Crick Quick Pick Prick.

      • SDF-7

        The nurse who gave him his shots used to do stand up comedy.

        She had a Sick Hick Trick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick Kick Flick Crick Quick Pick Prick Shtick.

      • UnCivilServant

        She’d honed it through practice, so it was a Slick Sick Hick Trick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick Kick Flick Crick Quick Pick Prick Shtick.

      • SDF-7

        She didn’t make enough money at the clubs though — so she spun up an Only Fans account and worked on her squats.

        Eventually she got it to be a Thicc Slick Sick Hick Trick Dick Fick Mic Chick Pick Kick Flick Crick Quick Pick Prick Shtick.

      • Ted S.

        As Variety wrote many years ago, “Stix Nix Dick Pix”.

      • Rat on a train

        Reuse of words is a violation. Report for punishment.

      • Tres Cool

        Other fun fact- I used to perform the EPA compliance testing on their coal boilers.

    • Fourscore

      Bearlie

    • pistoffnick

      Moorhead is in MN.

      I lived there during my final years of college. In the “barrio”. I had 3 bicycles stolen. The sugar beet processing plant made the air smell like burnt cookies.

  6. Fourscore

    Morning Web Dom, thanks for pulling things together and getting us a start in the morning. Seems like no one wants to work for free anymore.

    • Swiss Servator

      Well, I don’t want to point fingers, but someone had volunteered for links duty *Spudalicious* but FAILED TO PRODUCE.

      • R.J.

        TANSTAAFL
        What is the price which must be paid?

      • SDF-7

        WebDom sends him Cryptid Cat Butt? Who knows what *that* will look like from some angles…

      • SDF-7

        He probably had his eye on some links, but nothing really sprouted so he nipped them in the bud.

      • pistoffnick

        Spud is just a common tater.

      • UnCivilServant

        But everyone expects him to chip in au gratin.

      • juris imprudent

        Nothing half-baked about that compound pun.

      • Rebel Scum

        You are all chipping away at Swiss’s sanity.

      • R.J.

        Don’t mash his good will.

      • Surly Knott

        Measured by weight, not volume.

      • Rebel Scum

        Sounds like a bushel of fun.

  7. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    yo whats goody

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Hard core dead-end-ers weep and wail

    Others say the CDC is going too far in relaxing its guidelines.

    Allowing students to return to school five days after infection, without proof of a negative COVID-19 test, could lead to outbreaks in schools, said Anne Sosin, a public health researcher at Dartmouth College. That could force entire schools to close temporarily if teachers get sick in large numbers, a dilemma that some schools faced last year.

    “All of us want a stable school year, but wishful thinking is not the strategy for getting there,” she said. “If we want a return to normal in our schools, we have to invest in the conditions for that, not just drop everything haphazardly like we’re seeing across the country.”

    It’s scary out there.

    • juris imprudent

      DO NOT ABANDON THE ONE TRUE FAITH!!!

    • SDF-7

      Love the phrasing there: “a dilemna that some schools faced” — nothing about if it *actually* happend, just the “dilemna” of potentially having teachers sick in large numbers! The vapors!

      And of course, no comment that the current variants (like all viruses through time) have evolved to be virulent, but less severe (increasing their chance of spread by not killing or incapacitating their hosts after all) and hence aren’t going to kill all the aforementioned teachers. Or that their tiger rocks (vax shots) are supposedly in play.

      Really wish any of their ancestors from 1920 or so after the Spanish Flu was dealt with could observe through a time portal, point and laugh.

    • Sean

      Moar shots!!!!!!

      • Sensei

        I still read them as well, but they are epitome of Top.Men.

      • Rat on a train

        I regularly enter hostile territory to see how bad it is. Arse is a great place to encounter scientismists.

      • Sensei

        On straightforward stuff they are still well worth reading. CPU architecture and stuff like that.

        But Beth Mole on anything science related is ridiculous. Between the ‘VID and Climate “Change” I’m surprised we are both alive to be carrying on this conversation.

      • Rat on a train

        That’s Doctor Beth Mole!

      • Sensei

        One thing know from her because she told it to us over and over is that Trump and his administration was awful.

        I never got that from any supposedly straightforward “hard” science reporting before.

        But now my eyes have been opened.

      • Rat on a train

        It takes someone as brave as Doctor Beth Mole to risk her career to tell you such truths.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The way I see it… Is that governments are frightened of ruining their country’s economies any further, so they are generally giving up and just letting people do whatever they like, no matter how many people die. In my country they dropped almost all of the measures, but the number of cases is pretty high and the number of deaths, too. My feeling is – they just can’t *afford* to care any more. I feel left to my own devices, especially because I’m in a high-risk group, plus my immune system isn’t great.

        I continue to wear mask in all confined spaces [stores etc.] including public transport because judging by the results of these relaxations I’m not at all convinced it is the right thing to do just yet. I’m going to also get vaccinated for the 4th time soon as it’s been more than 6 months since my last vax. I feel like at least wearing a mask in confined spaces should have stayed mandatory to protect the less health-fortunate people from getting it. It just feels like a reasonable thing to do, but tourism and economy has a precedence now.

      • Nephilium

        *sigh*

        I remember when there were good faith arguments in the comments there. Many… many years ago.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That was pre-Obama

        I wonder if CommanderTaco is still around..

      • robc

        It went downhill when he sold out.

    • Rebel Scum

      Allowing students to return to school five days after infection

      Which can’t be verified.

      could lead to outbreaks in schools

      Kids need to be able to spread colds around.

    • Spartacus

      That could force entire schools to close temporarily if teachers get sick in large numbers, a dilemma that some schools faced last year.

      Name one.

  9. Rebel Scum

    Unsurprisingly, three of us (myself included) walked away with a kitten.

    This is why I cannot visit the SPCA. At least until one of the kittehs passes away.

    If anyone’s got advice about how to handle cryptid kitties, I’m all ears.

    Are you familiar with 0.22LR?

  10. R.J.

    Kitties!
    I just got two baby kittens from operation kindness. One blonde, one traditional tabby. They bonded now and are delightful. Traditional tabby is a clutz and has little pin claws.
    Blonde cat already has a theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH7k

    • Tonio

      Adopting strays and shelter pets is one of the great acts of goodness.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      We may head over there today. We don’t need to get a pet a couple months before likely moving, but the 1 year old would really enjoy giving them some attention.

  11. juris imprudent

    I’d be pissed too if you brought me home in a bowling ball bag.

    • Tonio

      Those cat backpacks with the moon window are weird. But I have seen a couple out in the wild and the cats seemed relatively contented, ie not yowling their heads off as you’d expect.

    • WebDom

      The other kitties who have been in the bag have been happy about it. They can look around and see what’s going on.

      • Spartacus

        It usually helps if you leave out in a room where they can check it out at their leisure. Then it’s not a scary New Thing.

  12. Fourscore

    The ground hog (AKA Woodchuck) is a very young one, probably was still living underground with his/her Mama.

    • Grummun

      If that’s a groundhog, I’ll eat my hat. At least, the coat looks nothing like Ohio groundhogs.

      • Fourscore

        “A single litter of two to six (usually four) young is produced each season after a gestation period of about 32 days. The young are born blind and hairless”

        Penn State

  13. Rebel Scum

    A curious Noblesville resident reached out on social media for help after finding the body of a strange-looking bloated and hairless animal in her backyard.

    Deformed pig.

    • R.J.

      “… a strange-looking bloated and hairless animal in her backyard.”

      I was sleeping, and I am insulted!

  14. Rebel Scum

    Apparently a Bigfoot festival every year in Ohio.

    Bigfoot is more real than Ohio.

    • Nephilium

      /vanishes in a puff of smoke

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m going to have to issue you a citation for pollution.

      • Rat on a train

        hotboxing again?

      • pistoffnick

        Hey ho, way to go…Ohh High Ohh

  15. Certified Public Asshat

    My current cat is going to be the last one. I generally like cats, but she’s such an annoying cunt that I don’t want anymore after her.

    *declares self a dog-person*

    • Rebel Scum

      I have a marble male and a tuxedo female. Both have their quirks but are generally well behaved and friendly. Plus they (mostly) get along with each other.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Mysterious figure caught on camera in Kentucky, sparks alien rumours

    It’s just Tool.

    • Drake

      Or Tim Burton at the end of a really bad night.

      • SDF-7

        Huh… what *is* Depp up to after all that trial mess….

      • Drake

        Is that how he slims down for another pirate movie?

  17. Certified Public Asshat

    My new Stack, on the White House's explicit demand that Twitter ban me, months before it did.This is state action and a violation of my First Amendment rights, period.Berenson v. Biden (and Slavitt), coming soon to a federal court near you. https://t.co/IVBWspnKoo— Alex Berenson (@AlexBerenson) August 12, 2022

    Speaking of love/hate relationships that I have…

    • robc

      The scariest bit is that they are actually building the data visualizations of influence.

  18. Lackadaisical

    ‘If anyone’s got advice about how to handle cryptid kitties, I’m all ears.’

    The three S’s?

    • db

      It’s super hard to 5S cats.

    • juris imprudent

      You don’t get to be FBI boss based on your humility.

      • Lackadaisical

        Or ability to tell the truth.

    • AlexinCT

      Wray’s priority has always been to protect the corrupt machine.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Unfounded attacks on the integrity of the FBI erode respect for the rule of law

      I think he fancies himself to be Judge Dredd.

      • R.J.

        Beat me to it!

      • UnCivilServant

        Since when does the FBI respect the rule of law?

      • Surly Knott

        Well -founded attacks were not addressed, oddly enough.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Those don’t exist.

      • UnCivilServant

        Like Elves, or Welshmen

    • Rebel Scum

      I’m at the point to where any three-letter federal agency that is even arguably* constitutionally dubious needs to be dissolved with prejudice.

      *Of course the standard always should have been the other way, in that the constitutionality should have had to be proven in the affirmative.

      • UnCivilServant

        “All proposed laws must pass muster with a committee of the most rabid anti-authoritarian nutjobs that can be scraped out of the dark corners of the wilderness and dragged screaming to the office. Anyone who wants the job is automatically disqualified from the position.”

    • The Other Kevin

      I haven’t trusted the FBI since Leonard Peltier.

    • db

      Someone ought to ask him how his vacation went

  19. UnCivilServant

    There are four people in the office.

    All I hear are mouse clicks. Even from two rows away!

    • AlexinCT

      No noises of skin flapping and weird grunts? Government employees are not the best fans of p0rn by accident….

      • UnCivilServant

        No, just someone on a teleconference.

        Note – our computers don’t have speakers.

      • AlexinCT

        Is that a preventive move? In case someone forgets sound is on when they load their special extra loud p0rn fetish site?

      • Lackadaisical

        You guys are way smarter than the county.

        Half the time in the office I can hear people over there conference calls. The best is when someone two choices down is talking with someone on a call… I get to hear every live about 3-4 times.

      • hayeksplosives

        Are you typing with boxing gloves on?

  20. juris imprudent

    Who really thinks this is a good idea?

    For some people, the term “Ring Nation” might evoke a warrantless surveillance dystopia overseen by an omnipotent megacorp. To Amazon-owned MGM, Ring Nation is a clip show hosted by comedian Wanda Sykes, featuring dancing delivery people and adorable pets.

    • UnCivilServant

      All it proves is that no one should by their surveillence products.

      • juris imprudent

        Just more of you aren’t the customer, you are the product.

    • UnCivilServant

      We already knew that.

      Wake me up when the fraudsters start going to prison en masse.

      *snoozes until after next revolution.*

    • AlexinCT

      DON’T YOU DARE CALL THIS ELECTION FRAUDING!

    • Grumbletarian

      Protect, fortify, tomato, tomahto.

    • Rebel Scum

      #Fortified

  21. Not Adahn

    The giveaway that it’s a cryptid is in the first pic. The “cat” is looking UP, but its shadow is looking DOWN

    • PutridMeat

      who are you who are so wise in the ways of conspiracy photography? Can we be sure Lily is real now?

  22. Rebel Scum

    This guy is probably a jerkoff but the article lacks hard evidence.

    A Greenbrier Middle School teacher has been indicted for allegedly exposing himself in a classroom and masturbating in the boys’ bathroom.

    Court records obtained by FOX 17 News shows John Nolan Keathley has been indicted by a grand jury on five counts of sexual misconduct.

    Between March and May of this year, Keathley is accused of “intentionally engaging in masturbation or self stimulation” inside a classroom in which he’d been assigned. Court documents show he also masturbated inside one of the boys’ bathrooms at Greenbrier Middle.

    A grand jury also indicted Keathley for “exposing his penis” and engaging in sexual contact during hours where students were present.

    • Not Adahn

      Would it have been better if he was masturbating in the girl’s bathroom?

      • UnCivilServant

        Only if he identified as a woman.

      • Sean

        This is what the teacher’s lounge is for.

      • Rat on a train

        Only students may masturbate in student bathrooms. Faculty must use the faculty bathrooms.

    • Not Adahn

      Court documents show

      Orly?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

  23. Sean

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    • robc

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  24. Rebel Scum

    I know Trump is a Clinton-era Democrat but he ain’t Bill Clinton.

    Federal law enforcement officials were allegedly searching for highly classified documents on “nuclear weapons” when they raided former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida earlier this week, according to a report.

    The Washington Post claimed in a report that those familiar with the matter did not offer any specific details on whether the alleged documents on nuclear weapons were about weapons that were possessed by the United States or a foreign nation, and they did not disclose what was recovered during the search.

    “If that is true, it would suggest that material residing unlawfully at Mar-a-Lago may have been classified at the highest classification level,” said David Laufman, the former chief of the Justice Department’s counterintelligence section, which investigates leaks of classified information. “If the FBI and the Department of Justice believed there were top secret materials still at Mar-a-Lago, that would lend itself to greater ‘hair-on-fire’ motivation to recover that material as quickly as possible.”

    • ron73440

      “If the FBI and the Department of Justice believed there were top secret materials still at Mar-a-Lago, that would lend itself to greater ‘hair-on-fire’ motivation to recover that material as quickly as possible.”

      They had to act quickly and probably didn’t have time to do it 100% by the book(if the allegations about not actually allowing the lawyer to read the warrant are true).

      How does anyone still trust those people?

      • AlexinCT

        Because, TEAM/Big Gov Luv!

      • Rebel Scum

        C’mon, man. Gov’t agents are complete altruists that are only interest in preserving individual rights and the rule of – uh – you know the thing.

      • EvilSheldon

        To quote Ordell Robbie, “You can’t trust Melanie. But, you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Oh give me a fucking break.

    • Rat on a train

      Trump was trying to sell nuclear secrets to Iran!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Five bucks says someone will accuse him of providing nuclear secrets to Russia.

    • db

      Probably an autographed picture of Kim Jong Un with one of his warheads.

    • Timeloose

      So it took two years to “discover” that the former president had possibly taken classified documents? So how was this suddenly discovered? Surveillance, a CI, or was it after the Pelosi trip to Taiwan? Something had to initiate this.

      • slumbrew

        I saw some claim they’ve been talking to the Trump team about it for 18 months. Clearly, it’s critical to get those docs!

      • juris imprudent

        I saw a claim that it was an informant.

    • Spartacus

      He should have just kept electronic copies on a server in his house. Then No Reasonable Prosecutor would touch it.

  25. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Berenson is a tenacious asshole, but sometimes that’s just the guy you need.

    https://alexberenson.substack.com/p/the-white-house-privately-demanded

    Biden Administration officials asked Twitter to ban me because of my tweets questioning the Covid vaccines, even as company employees believed I had followed Twitter’s rules, internal Twitter communications reveal.

    In a White House meeting in April 2021, four months before Twitter suspended my account, the company faced “one really tough question about why Alex Berenson hasn’t been kicked off from the platform,” a Twitter employee wrote.

    The employee recounted the meeting discussion afterwards on Twitter’s internal Slack messaging system. The message, and others, make clear that top federal officials targeted me specifically, potentially violating my basic First Amendment right to free speech.

    He announced this morning that he intends to sue the Biden administration over this.

    • robc

      I also hear drugs are falling out of his ass.

    • robc

      CPA linked it at 7:49 AM.

    • R.J.

      He should win huge. They acted to censor based on government request. Money is the least thing he should get.

      @Elon, what the heck? We have to wait until November for you to fire sale that place? You’ll take over just as it collapses under lawsuits unfortunately.

      • UnCivilServant

        He only wants to pay whatever he finds in between his couch cushions.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Given all the kids he has, I wouldn’t want to touch those couch cushions.

    • R.J.

      Thank you Pope Jimbo! Much needed today.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Unfounded attacks on the integrity of the FBI erode respect for the rule of law

    Now that’s funny.

    • Rat on a train

      Any unfounded attacks would erode respect for the law. Not as much as FBI corruption that is being attacked.

      • juris imprudent

        We are preserving Democracy!!! By serving the DNC.

      • Rebel Scum

        I’ll respect the law when the FBI respects the law.

      • juris imprudent

        Reciprocity is one of the most fundamental tenets of social behavior across all of humanity. You don’t get to violate that without consequences.

  27. db

    As soon as everyone realized that the really important thing to be concerned about is [concern of the week], we can stop being distracted by the incessant questions about what exactly was seen by pilots and tracked and recorded on radar a couple of years ago undergoing accelerations that would flatten any biological entity from this planet and rip apart the terrestrial vehicle carrying it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Swamp gas obviously.

      • db

        I understand that state-of-the-art air defense radars are particularly sensitive to hypersonic masses of swamp gas.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’d bet on “Bad code in the controller/signal interpreter” before I jump to “actual object behaving that way”.

      • db

        Multiple times in different circumstances, with visual confirmation corresponding to the tracking data, from multiple witnesses?

        Too much coincidence.

      • UnCivilServant

        Given the general reliability of eyewitnesses and of computers, I can’t say that the evidence is compelling. I’m not going to rule out the possibility, it’s just that the coincidence is usually not all it’s cracked up to be.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I just have a hard time believing a possible object traversing interstellar space being picked up by our relatively primitive radar systems.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’d wager they’re the equivalent of xenozoological grad students working with whatever craft their grant money can buy to study the native species of this planet.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m going to ruin the mystery here:

        It is possible to use multiple interfering lasers (or masers) to create a ball of plasma at distance that will show up on radar.

        Since these plasma balls form almost instantaneously in reaction to the superheating caused by the crossing point of the beams, they can be moved as if they have no mass.

        It’s a technology developed to confuse enemy radar systems.

      • db

        Heh, cool. That would explain some of the TFRs and NOTAMs in various areas about high energy laser sources.

      • SDF-7

        Is that when the gators get Florida Man after Taco Bell runs at 2am?

    • Timeloose

      Is you are a fourth dimensional entity moving like this is not a problem.

  28. Sensei

    Not even Trump’s political pardons are safe.

    Politicized Justice Goes Beyond Mar-a-LagoTrump gave clemency to Philip Esformes. The department is seeking to retry him.

    Mr. Esformes is pursuing an appeal, but in December 2020 Mr. Trump granted clemency and commuted his prison sentence. The reprieve was short-lived. Not long after President Biden’s inauguration, the Justice Department announced that it would attempt to retry Mr. Esformes. In the original trial, the jury failed to come to a verdict on six of the 26 counts against him.

    I honestly thought we had a few more years until we reached true Banana Republic.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Vindictive and petty assholes abound

  29. Rebel Scum

    You are with the baddies and you should go ahead and concede.

    Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) on Thursday released her closing ad of the GOP primary, again attacking former President Donald Trump, who won Wyoming with nearly 70 percent of the vote in 2020.

    In part, Cheney says in her ad:

    The lie that the 2020 presidential election was stolen is insidious. It preys on those who love their country. It is a door Donald Trump opened to manipulate Americans to abandon their principles, to sacrifice their freedom, to justify violence, to ignore the rulings of our courts and the rule of law.

    Nothing in our public life is more important than the preservation of the miracle given to us by God and our founding fathers. Nothing.

    It grinds my gears how these cuntes wrap themselves in patriotism while being anti-American shitweasels.

    • UnCivilServant

      Sounds like an invasive species that’s displacing the American Shitweasel in the nation’s manure piles.

    • R.J.

      She’ll be gone soon. Only way to save her is convince Democrats to vote for her.

      • Rat on a train

        She’s tried to persuade them. But analysts have pointed out there aren’t enough of them. At this point she should come out of the closet as a Democrat.

      • Fourscore

        She could move to another jurisdiction, switch parties.

      • Grumbletarian

        No way she wins in a blue state. Some ultra-prog will win over her.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Nothing in our public life is more important than the preservation of the miracle given to us by God and our founding fathers.

      Shove it up your ass Liz.

      • Rat on a train

        You mean rule of law? Fair elections? No political prisoners?

      • EvilSheldon

        I mean, she’s not wrong. Without a government to be part of and a bunch of tax cattle to exploit, Liz would be working the checkout line in a Walmart. She needs the swamp way more than the swamp needs her.

    • Rat on a train

      Today is D-4.

    • juris imprudent

      The lie about weapons of mass destruction, from your dear fuckwad daddy, preyed upon those who love this country. It allowed Bush to manipulate Americans to abandon their principles, to sacrifice their freedom AND THEIR LIVES, to justify violence, to ignore the rulings of our courts and the rule of law.

      Shall I continue Liz?

    • DEG

      FoxNews is running the pro-Liz Cheney ad featuring Dick Cheney. I saw on the TV today at the gym. Cheney looks kinda like Palpatine in it.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Crank

    If you ask Whole Foods’ outgoing CEO about socialism and young workers, he says there’s a revolution happening, and it’s not with pitchforks but with words.

    Whole Foods cofounder John Mackey has a history of complex views that he’s shared over time. What Mackey likes: a vegan diet and free-market and libertarian ideals. What he doesn’t like as much: processed and frozen foods, unions, and being silenced.

    An Ayn Rand lover who once cut his own salary to $1, Mackey’s dichotomy earned him the title of a “right-wing hippie” in a 2010 New Yorker profile. As a longtime fan of capitalism, he continued his crusade against socialism in the latest podcast from Reason, the long-running libertarian magazine.

    “Socialists are taking over,” he said on the podcast. “They’re marching through the institutions. They’re taking everything over. They’re taking over education. It looks like they’ve taken over a lot of corporations. It looks like they’ve taken over the military, and it’s just continuing.”

    Mackey stated last year that he’ll retire this coming September, and he told Reason that he’s “muzzled myself ever since 2009,” seeming to refer to a Wall Street Journal op-ed from that year in which he compared the Affordable Care Act to fascism.

    And it’s not just the socialists irking Mackey; it’s also the kids these days. “They don’t seem like they want to work,” Mackey told Reason about younger generations in the workplace.

    White supremacism has no place in American business.

    • robc

      He gave them a foothold with his whole stakeholder theory.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This. Mackey wanted feel-good capitalism that appealed to his hippie sensibilities.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He can still feel good that he sold overpriced food to these yuppies.

    • juris imprudent

      Is this shit coming from the DoJ, or 4chan?

      • R.J.

        Heh

      • SDF-7

        Good to see those lessons from Kosh are paying off, Swiss.

    • Drake

      Taken by the guy who had absolute authority to declassify anything he wanted at the time. They have to prove that he didn’t mutter “declassified” as they were being moved out of the White House.

      • juris imprudent

        That will be the argument – it isn’t declassified until the minions have processed it. And if that takes a century or two, fuck Trump, right?

  31. Count Potato

    “New York City could become the first US city to implement a congestion fee for motorists entering its busiest areas.

    The Big Apple’s new plan, laid out Wednesday by the Metropolitan Transportation Authority, could see drivers charged as much as $23 to enter Manhattan’s central business district.

    A study released with the plan projected a reduction in the number of cars entering Manhattan by 15% to 20%, which local officials hope will de-clog streets and boost public-transit ridership.

    Local drivers in the city can expect to encounter the $23 fee, while the cost of a round trip by car from areas like Princeton, New Jersey, could be as much as $120.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11103557/NYC-city-implement-congestion-fee-motorists.html

    WTF, NYC?

    • UnCivilServant

      They’re tyring to accellerate the exodus.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        So you’re saying it’s anti-semitic.

    • Rebel Scum

      Seems like a good plan to drive people to move out of the city.

  32. KK the Ignorant Slut

    Discouraged isn’t even the strongest word for what I’m feeling right now.

    Downtrodden? Defeated?

    Anyway. I’ll just go ahead and fuck off.

    • db

      What? why?

    • juris imprudent

      If it is work-related, just blow it the fuck off. Any sane person can’t stay sane when in the bureaucracy.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Chin up

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m not going to expose myself to the levels of toxic stupid required to make that twisted logic pretzel possible.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Where and how do you find the tankie nutbaggery?

      • juris imprudent

        Why go looking for the tankie nutbaggery?

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Since the oldest members of Gen Z entered the workforce, they’ve become known for not exactly enjoying work, as movements such as #antiwork have arisen, born out of the idea that one’s identity starts outside the place of employment.

    The idea that your workplace should be aligned with your personal, private values has gained popularity of late, especially with younger employees. A whopping 80% of Gen Zers want to work for an employer that lines up with what they believe in, according to a Linkedin survey. A job that accords with an employee’s values and interests seems far less important to other generations, clocking in at only 59% of millennials, 49% of Gen Z, and 47% of baby boomers.

    Providing value for money in voluntary interactions does not appear to be one of their core private beliefs.

    • R.J.

      You see that in every generation. Consider that another BS media push to label a group. I have met tons of very effective Gen Z. All is not lost.

    • rhywun

      The only difference with prior generations is that all of us have to listen to them bitch and moan about it now and the MSM are only too happy to make it happen.

    • Rat on a train

      I remember the old saying “work to live don’t live to work”. Different context, but the core was your life and your work are separate worlds.

    • juris imprudent

      Providing value for money in voluntary interactions does not appear to be one of their core private beliefs.

      Well, look at what they’ve been provided, for free, their whole precious little lives. When would you expect them to learn? You can’t complain about the younger generation without indicting the people that raised them.

      • Fourscore

        That’s why we need retroactive student loan forgiveness, so that those that have paid their loans can be made whole again. It’s only fair.

        A post graduation European summer vacation could be included

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      born out of the idea that one’s identity starts outside the place of employment

      Spare me. Their problem is not that they don’t revolve their life around their work, it’s that they think they shouldn’t have to work in order to survive.

      And they replaced their identities with the CURRENT THING.

      • EvilSheldon

        Also, that they need work to line up with their identity because they don’t have much of an identity otherwise…

    • R C Dean

      born out of the idea that one’s identity starts outside the place of employment.

      Yet their demands that their “identity” be “celebrated” and be the main thing about their presence inside the place of employment suggests the opposite.

      • UnCivilServant

        “You ‘celebrate’ your ‘identity’ on your own time. Here, you do your damn job.”

    • Drake

      If my workplace was “aligned with my personal, private values” it would outdoors and fun – perhaps hunting, fishing, and some farm work. Several attractive women would be busy making my lunch back at the farmhouse.

    • Rat on a train

      some leakage

  34. Sensei

    “We know that Covid-19 is here to stay,” Greta Massetti, a C.D.C. epidemiologist, said at a news briefing on Thursday. “High levels of population immunity due to vaccination and previous infection, and the many tools that we have available to protect people from severe illness and death, have put us in a different place.”

    C.D.C. Eases Covid Guidelines, Noting Virus Is ‘Here to Stay’

    Because as little as say six months ago, we thought we were going to eradicate it like China’s current bugaboo? Fucking “experts”.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I’m awaiting the FAAs move since they are strictly following CDC recommendations.

      • slumbrew

        Literally none of her areas of expertise have anything to do with diseases (unless you torture the definition, which they do).

      • ron73440

        Isn’t she a little on the small side for you?

  35. Rebel Scum

    I don’t understand why this traitorous cunte still occupies a federal office, let alone gets a microphone to wax dishonest.

    “It’s sickening where we have arrived. We used to say somebody’s going to get killed. Well, people died on January 6. Today, what is just most intolerable is in the last 48 hours since the FBI searched Donald Trump’s home, you can draw directly from what Kevin McCarthy, Steve Scalise, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lindsey Graham have all said, the threats against law enforcement, the lies that they told about law enforcement and what this individual posted online before he took up arms against the FBI. It’s a little personal for me because I have two brothers who are law enforcement officers.”

    “This party, by the way, you told us for so long that they back the blue and they don’t want to defund the police, the when you talk like this, it doesn’t sound like you are pro-cop. It sounds like you are pro-coup.”

    “There’s a correlation when America’s leaders stoke these conspiracy theories that these folks receive as a gospel and think they it is their duty to take up arms. People have been killed. More people are going to get killed until the lies stopped. Starting with the big lie, Donald Trump has pushed after the election and now the new life about the FBI search.”

    • juris imprudent

      He’s in office because the people voted him in. You have a beef – take it up with his constituents.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for him. OK, I voted for him the first time around. I didn’t think he’d be as bad as the Dem incumbent he was running against, and I was right. He’s been worse.

    • Rat on a train

      Well, people died on January 6.
      The government ruled it a good kill.

      • juris imprudent

        She was an obvious threat, unarmed and all!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        She could have had a nuclear bomb in her backpack. Built from the designs Trump smuggled out of the White House to Mar a Lago. Connect the dots!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      you can draw directly from what Kevin McCarthy, Steve Scalise, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lindsey Graham have all said

      I’ll bet Steve has some things to say about people getting killed.

    • rhywun

      He is a performance artist. Just tune him out; everyone else does.

      • Rebel Scum

        He should be treated like a brown noise, or note, if you will.

    • UnCivilServant

      Without the badge, he’d have been in Sing Sing for eighteen months already.

  36. Tundra

    Good morning, WebDom.

    We just stayed in a town called Forks in WA state. There was a store there completely packed with cryptid products. They got some of our money (even if they were light on Yeti stuff).

    • Ownbestenemy

      Snoqualmie, WA too!

  37. ron73440

    When I arrived at my mother’s house for vacation she and my step dad were just getting over something and they still felt like shit.

    Being that they are COVID true believers who refused to let my wife and I visit last year due to her not being vaccinated, I assumed they tested themselves for COVID.

    After a week together, my 49 year old brother got really sick, and had to test for his work.

    He has COVID for the second time and is not vaxxed.

    Come to find out mom and step dad never tested themselves.

    My brother doesn’t care about getting sick, but we are both confused as to why they didn’t test themselves.

    She told my brother last year, “If you don’t get vaccinated, I guess you don’t love me”.

    He replied, “I’m not getting the shot, take it how you want to”.

    Not really sure the point of this story, just an odd anecdote.

    • Sensei

      I’m assuming they went all in on the “free” tests from the post office.

      • ron73440

        My sister in law works at a Dr. office, so she gets them there.

        She is one of the staunchest anti COVID vaccine people I know.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “If you don’t get vaccinated, I guess you don’t love me”

      Oy….

      • UnCivilServant

        “If you loved me, you wouldn’t be demanding I endanger my health with injected nanoparticles.”

      • Rat on a train

        If you loved me you wouldn’t try to emotionally blackmail me.

      • ron73440

        I mentioned on here a few times that my mom had let COVID break her brain.

      • Drake

        “Yes”

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’m sure Ron’s mother is lovely…

        but sounds like she loves a good guilt trip.

      • ron73440

        She has moments, but she has never been a nice person overall.

    • Rebel Scum

      I’m pureblood and untested. Sometimes you catch a cold. That’s the way it is.

      • UnCivilServant

        I had to test because I refused to get the clot shots. All the tests came back negative. Probably because the fever I got in March 2020 was the first round of the bug.

      • Rebel Scum

        I (probably) caught it in November 2019. The pandemic was over before it was announced in January 2020.

      • ron73440

        I agree, I am just surprised my mom didn’t test herself.

        My theory is, she was scared it would ruin vacation.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        No one has asked her yet?

      • ron73440

        She “knows” it wasn’t COVID.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      My entire family of 5 had covid right after Thanksgiving and before Christmas. I recovered in time for Christmas and tested a few times to prove I was negative.

      My grandparents would not visit with us because we had covid “recently”. They had no problem visiting other family members who never even tested, including my mom who works in a nursing home and did the bare minimum in getting a J&J shot.

    • Nephilium

      Don’t test, don’t tell.

      • Fourscore

        How the Fourscores remain immune. Avoid testing.

        Was at the dentist a few days ago, still full blown Covid precautions. Anyway I had to fill out a Covid Questionnaire. At the bottom it said even if one is not vaccinated you will still be treated. Good thing for me.

      • Animal

        I had my first appointment with my new Alaska GP the other day. Masking still in place – I wore my UnMask. This is the only place I’ve seen in Alaska asking for masks in a long time. But no questions on vaccines. No questions on ‘vid testing. Just the routine medical history queries.

        I did get a brief lecture on my blood pressure. Also have to schedule a tailpipe inspection. Getting old sucks – but it’s better than the alternative.

      • slumbrew

        I apparently lost my UnMask after the one time I used it (flying some months ago). That bums me out.

        Exhaust inspection scheduled for Wednesday. Not looking forward to it – apparently they want part 2 of the prep to be consumed 6 hours before the procedure. Which is at 08:30. And, yes, they make it clear that you should wake up to do it if need be.

      • Grummun

        My PCP okayed poop-in-a-box as an alternative to the poop-er-oo lookie-loo. Way better than spending a day and a half on the throne completely evacuating the steerage section.

      • UnCivilServant

        Is Angeldust really the best source of medical advice?

      • Animal

        I have a family history of colon cancer (Dad, brother, one uncle), so the doc wants to go old-school.

      • slumbrew

        First-timer, so I think they want to do it old school.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I have to get an old school one about every 3 years. Sometimes they schedule an endoscopy at the same time.

        I always jokingly ask the doc to not mix the the tubes up. Obligatory scene from Idiocracy:
        https://youtu.be/hmUVo0xVAqE?t=9

      • slumbrew

        Was looking for a local place for guests to stay, so they’re spared the indignity of an inflatable mattress;

        Local inn is demanding proof of vax.

        Good thing you’re so busy you can turn away business. Oh, wait…

      • grrizzly

        Outrageous. They didn’t just forget to update their website?

      • slumbrew

        I didn’t call but, if so, they haven’t updated the site for either property:

        https://www.morrisonhousebnb.com/

        or the Davis Square Inn site

      • Sean

        Spring is almost here and we are feeling optimistic about the future. More and more of us are getting vaccinated. By May 1 vaccinations will be open to all adults, and, according to Pres. Biden, if we are vigilant the 4th of July could mark our independence from this virus.

        From their newsletter…

        lulz

      • slumbrew

        I’m in the Heart of Derpness here. True believers, all.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      They didn’t test because if the test came back positive they would have felt shame.

      When my vaxxed and boosted daughter tested positive she said “I thought I was better than that.” She was mostly joking, but I think it reflects the beliefs of a lot of the believers.

      • ron73440

        They didn’t test because if the test came back positive they would have felt shame.

        As good a theory as any.

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, my son vaxxed and boosted and caught it. Miraculously, he survived.

      • ron73440

        My brother felt horrible in the middle of the night, was a little better by afternoon, felt like shit in the evening and was fine, but a little weak the next day.

        My vaxxed and boosted mom and step dad were sick for a week.

      • juris imprudent

        Son’s vaxxed and boosted fiancé did not catch it, but the other couple they traveled with, both did.

        One-shot wonder myself and neither COVID or cardiomyitis.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        My daughter had a fever and a real bad sore throat. My wife had a sore throat, but not as bad. I had a scratchy throat. So my boosted daughter had the worst case. My wife and I didn’t have the booster, but, what’s the line? “Thankfully we were vaccinated, otherwise it would have been much worse.”

        We were on vacation when my daughter first showed symptoms. We gave her a test the day before we were supposed to go to Canada and it came back negative. So we smuggled a biological weapon into Canada.

  38. Tres Cool

    I would love to see some reporter at a WH presser ask Biden directly how he feels about the Trump raid, in the light of “these same people can do it to your family in the future”.

  39. The Other Kevin

    I used to read Drudge, but wow has it fallen off. Here’s the breathless headline:
    “FEDS HUNT NUKE DOCS”

    This links to an MSN article, that includes these gems:
    “Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons were among the items FBI agents sought in a search of former president Donald Trump’s Florida residence on Monday, according to people familiar with the investigation.”

    Nice, the old “sources familiar with the investigation.” Super credible.

    “The people who described some of the material that agents were seeking spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation. They did not offer additional details about what type of information the agents were seeking, including whether it involved weapons belonging to the United States or some other nation. Nor did they say if such documents were recovered as part of the search.”

    Also nice, accusing without accusing. “The sources did not offer details on whether Trump screwed a mule.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I forget when he sold it, but it was a bit of a coup by the whoever purchased it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the CIA was involved.

    • The Other Kevin

      We are seeing the next big hoax built right in front of us.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What I find amazing is that these hoaxes are getting progressively dumber.

      • Rebel Scum

        I found the alleged/would-be pickup truck bombers from awhile back particularly amusing.

        Seriously, FBI/CIA/ et al, I could write you a better false flag scenario than the sjw ‘tards you seem to employ.

      • R C Dean

        The foundation of this one is “Well, they wouldn’t have raided an ex-President’s home without an enormous amount of rock-solid evidence to support the affidavit.” Once again, whatever they do is self-justifying. This is a pretty common pattern in a lot of the anti-Trump hoaxes – claim something so outrageous that you dare people to say that its bullshit, because the only explanations are (a) its bullshit or (b) it must be supported by very good evidence.

      • Tundra

        They are freaking out because their silly shit isn’t working. They raided his house and the next day his endorsed swamp creatures ran the table.

        They keep forgetting that the internet exists.

      • juris imprudent

        are getting progressively dumber

        The arrow of history!

    • Rat on a train

      Well, obviously they wouldn’t bother searching for it if it wasn’t there.

  40. Tundra

    Heaven and Hell

    Amazing place. Would visit.

      • EvilSheldon

        That is just beautiful.

        Anyone up for a road trip? I haven’t been up to Baltimore since the Geppi Museum closed…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s an incredible space that far exceeds any other on Hopkins’ campuses. I’ve been there a few times and always visit if I’m passing through.

      • Fourscore

        Where are the people using the Peabody Library? Books are meant to be read.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think it gets used more for weddings and high-end political gatherings these days.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I wouldn’t even know about the Peabody library, except that people like to get married there.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      And fuck Bauhaus style.

      • UnCivilServant

        I had to look that up.

        Agreed, not a style I want to have to put up with.

      • slumbrew

        Nice, not the expected link.

      • Tundra

        Yes.

      • UnCivilServant

        Did they convert an opera house?

      • Raven Nation

        Theater

      • Tundra

        Neat-o!

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Blatherskite

    “For me, this is an incredible moment,” Markey said. “We are going to ultimately say to the American people: there’s no reason why you have to pay 4 or $5 a gallon for gasoline when you can have an all-electric vehicle that averages 75 cents for your payment for your all-electric vehicle to be able to move you anywhere you want in our state or in our country.”

    What the fuck does that even mean?

    • Rat on a train

      Loan payments for EVs are only $0.75 per month?

    • Rebel Scum

      Malarkey Markey.

    • R C Dean

      averages 75 cents for your payment for your all-electric vehicle to be able to move you anywhere you want in our state or in our country

      Apparently, the cost to charge your EV to take you nearly 3,000 miles (the road distance from NYC to LA) is 75 cents. Sign me up!

    • SDF-7

      Well, one obvious thing it means: He’s never looked at the starting price for EVs, and definitely never looked at the rates PG&E charges. Setting aside range / charger ability, etc.

      In other words — he’s a grade A certified dumbass. (feel free to throw on any good Red Foreman meme gifs you have laying around…).

    • R.J.

      What a fucking, fucking moron. $4,000 won’t even cover the cost of replacing the battery in the used vehicle. And those packs are lucky to last five years.

    • Fourscore

      Markey’s got John Denver’s hideaway? Storage tanks full.

    • tarran

      Senator Markey is one of the dumber politicians who have won the cursus honorum here in MA. And that’s saying alot.

      One of the little known highlight of his time in Congress is how he harried and pursued the carnival and amusement park industries for years. He was convinced that they were covering up an epidemic of rider deaths on roller-coasters. This epidemic only existed in his fevered imagination. The industries found themselves helpless in the face of his blistering ignorance since no evidence they proffered was sufficient to overcome his conviction.

      When he won the primary to grab John Kerry’s seat, I thought it was hilarious.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        He was convinced that they were covering up an epidemic of rider deaths on roller-coasters.

        That’s pathologically stupid.

      • slumbrew

        Yet another grifter who has never held a real job in his entire life (graduated law school in ’72, Mass House in ’73, Congress since ’76).

        If these cars are such a slam-dunk, why do we need to be bribed to buy them?

    • B.P.

      “…able to move you anywhere you want in our state or in our country…”

      I want to go up a really long, mountainous four-wheel-drive trail.

      I didn’t think so.

  42. Mustang

    I enjoyed your cat story. I’m convinced cats come from…somewhere else. All the cats I’ve had have been great pets. Loving and fun…but there’s always something there that makes me wonder. Maybe the one you have is closer to the mother ship than the normal scouts. Keep an eye on it…must be some kind of overseer…

      • ron73440

        I saw that as a double feature with Star Wars when I was a child.

        I guess I would have been 7 or 8.

        I don’t remember much except the glowing collar.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The heyday of Disney right there.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Details schmeetails

    The European Union and South Korea have raised concerns about proposed U.S. tax credits for purchases of electric vehicles, saying they may discriminate against foreign-made vehicles and breach World Trade Organization (WTO) rules.

    Under the $430 billion climate and energy bill passed by the U.S. Senate on Sunday, Congress would lift the cap on the existing $7,500 tax credit for electric vehicle purchasers but impose restrictions, including barring vehicles not assembled in North America from receiving the credit.

    The ban on tax credits for vehicles assembled outside of North America would take effect as soon as President Joe Biden signs the legislation.

    The proposed legislation also includes provisions aimed at preventing use of battery components or critical minerals derived from China.

    “We think it’s discriminatory, that it is discriminating against foreign producers in relation to U.S. producers,” said European Commission spokesperson Miriam Garcia Ferrer. “Of course this would mean that it would be incompatible with the WTO.”

    Remember when Trump was destroying international “free trade”? It was like the worstest thing ever.

    • rhywun

      The proposed legislation also includes provisions aimed at preventing use of battery components or critical minerals derived from China.

      ORLY

      I thought all that stuff came from China.

      Are we now ramping up some sort of mining industry that doesn’t exist here?

      • UnCivilServant

        China is the primary source because most other places with deposits aren’t willing to put up with the absolutely filthy process of separating the scant quantities found in any deposit from the rest of the deposit.

        Except for Cobalt, which is mostly mined by child slaves in the Congo if the internet is to be believed.

      • hayeksplosives

        Tesla uses Panasonic (Japan) for its cars.

        That partnership has been going on for so long that Tesla Gigafactory Nevada is where Panasonic is building batteries for the newer cars.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t think Japan has much in the way of rare earth minerals, where are Panasonic’s mined?

      • hayeksplosives

        I believe a lot of it comes from South America, but some of the Chinese-produced Teslas use Chinese batteries, not Panasonics.

        Panasonic is just gearing up to start extracting lithium from Nevada.

    • Spartacus

      Congress would lift the cap on the existing $7,500 tax credit for electric vehicle purchasers
      What does “lift the cap” mean? You can write off the entire cost of the car? Somehow I doubt it but then the meaning is…unclear.
      I bet the rest of the story is entirely accurate, though.

      • hayeksplosives

        I think they are referring to the fact that the current law does not allow the tax credit for cars by manufacturers who have produced over 200,000 EVs.

        So Tesla buyers couldn’t get the credit anymore once Tesla had sold 200,000 cars. The new bill will allow Teslas to qualify again. But only if the MSRP is less than $55k, so only for model 3s, basically.

      • Spartacus

        That makes sense, but it sounds more like a cap on producers rather than purchasers.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Are we now ramping up some sort of mining industry that doesn’t exist here?

    The EPA will fast-track those applications. The first load of ore should be bound for the smelter some time in early 2062.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Only 20 years after fusion power is developed

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Then it’s overdue. When I had an internship at the DOE, the goal was to have fusion by the year 2000.

      • Spartacus

        Fusion power is 20 years away, just like in 1980.

  45. Warty

    You deal with cryptid kitties with belly scritches. Obviously.

    • juris imprudent

      “It’s an animal thing” – Warty Riddick

    • Mustang

      But only a very specific number of scritches, lest you do one too many and wind up with itchy scratches on your hands.

      • Grummun

        Eh, I can’t find a good link to just the comic. DDG “Calvin and Hobbes pointy ends”.

      • Gender Traitor

        “[X] shall be the number of the scritches, and the number of the scritches shall be [X].”

  46. DEG

    Reports of alleged “alien sightings” or “mysterious creatures” are not uncommon in various parts of the world but the video has left a number of people feeling quite unsettled. The 33-second video shows a pale white creature moving through the streets of the town in an unusual manner.

    Looks like a meth-head to me.

    • Tundra

      Yeah, that bent-over walk is classic.

    • Mustang

      I want to believe. I really do.

      But I don’t.

    • R.J.

      That’s a heroin crouch. Heroin zombies look and walk exactly like that.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        +1 Kensington Avenue in Philly

      • Sean
      • Gender Traitor

        Other planets are sending us their junkies! 😨😱

      • UnCivilServant

        You mean they’re not sending us their best?!

      • Gender Traitor

        Maybe on some planets, junkies ARE the best.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Hey man, these are medical mentats.”

  47. Certified Public Asshat

    First they came for the people who stole nuclear secrets, and I said nothing…— Sam Harris (@SamHarrisOrg) August 12, 2022

    Why was Sam Harris ever a thing?

    • UnCivilServant

      Who?

      And I thought we sent the Rosenbergs to the electric chair.

  48. R C Dean

    We at least have an answer to why it took the FBI nine hours to search Trump’s mansion in Florida:

    It is a large mansion, and the raid team had a lieutenant in charge, so they got lost.

    • Swiss Servator

      *remembers not finding training area at Fort McCoy*

      THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

      • ron73440

        “According to the Blue Force Tracker, there should be a road here”

        Direct quote from our Platoon Commander as we drove through open desert on our way to the Iraq-Syrian border.

      • Swiss Servator

        “Intermittent Road”

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Violent nutjobs swarm honest noble public servants

    Hours before a man identified by two law enforcement sources as Ricky Shiffer died in standoff with law enforcement after he allegedly attempted to breach the FBI’s Cincinnati field office on Thursday, Shiffer appeared to post on former President Donald Trump’s social media platform “TRUTH Social” to express his desire to kill federal agents.

    The post, which has since been removed by the site’s moderators, appeared shortly after the FBI searched the former president’s Mar-a-Lago residence, Monday.

    “When they come for you, kill them,” the suspect wrote. “Be an American, not a steer.”

    Shiffer was in Washington, D.C., on or around Jan. 6, 2021, though he was not arrested following the attack on the U.S. Capitol.

    ——-

    “There was just an explosion of angry rhetoric across right-wing media, across right-wing social media accounts,” Jessica Reaves, the editorial director of the Anti-Defamation League’s Center for Extremism, told CBS News. “What is most notable to us is the uniformity of the calls for civil war across, quote, unquote, extremist and … ‘mainstream’ platforms and from people on, you know, across the board, in the right wing space.”

    Reaves continued, “What we’re seeing today is a volume and a sort of pitch that we’ve not seen … in certainly at least 18 months, maybe more.”

    Users on far-right platforms, pro-Trump message boards and Twitter threatened the Florida magistrate and shared what appear to be the judge’s home address and phone numbers and names and photos of possible family members. The threats, first uncovered by the non-profit investigative group Advancing Democracy Inc., were also shared on social media channels of the far-right militia group the Proud Boys and the Three Percenters, another militia group.

    In addition, users have seized on reports that when he was practicing law, the judge represented employees of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, feeding into the false QAnon-driven narrative that there is a cabal of pedophiles and Satan-worshippers who run a global sex-trafficking operation.

    Why don’t people appreciate the upholders of our social order? How can they believe these preposterous lies?

  50. hayeksplosives

    Kittehs!! Yay!

    Here’s my 9 week old. This is the only photo I got of him that wasn’t blurry. He was on a playing and jumping rampage yesterday.

    https://i.imgur.com/1XWJJLq.jpg

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Katz noted that, “While the incitements and themes of this dangerous discourse do indeed resemble those seen before the Jan. 6 Capitol riots, we have not yet seen it reach the same volume and prevalence.”

    But she added, “There are many developments to come and we must not work under the naive assumption that a similar event couldn’t happen again.”

    Although GOP lawmakers’ language is more muted, extremism experts note that violent rhetoric mirrors ideas spread on far right platforms with statements painting the U.S. government as a “banana republic” or “police state.”

    The threat is too great to ignore. We should lock them all up. out of an abundance of caution.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    At a press conference Thursday announcing his department was seeking permission from a federal judge to unseal the search warrant used by federal agents to seize documents from Trump, Attorney General Merrick Garland defended the work of FBI agents and those involved in the case.

    “The men and women of the FBI and the Justice Department are dedicated, patriotic public servants,” Garland said. “Every day, they protect the American people from violent crime, terrorism, and other threats to their safety, while safeguarding our civil rights. They do so at great personal sacrifice and risk to themselves.”

    Selfless defenders of DEMOCRACY!

    • creech

      Isn’t Trump legally allowed to release the contents of the search warrant? Why be coy, at this point?

      • UnCivilServant

        From what I hear, they didn’t allow any of Trump’s people to even read the warrent, which should be grounds to arrest the entire FBI team for home invasion.

  53. KSuellington

    About to board a flight to Portlandia for the weekend. I’m noting that SFO is about 50/50 masked versus free faced. The flight looks 70/30.

    • Tundra

      I was shocked at how few there were at SEA-TAC last weekend. It is funny watching people coming off the planes and matching the masking with the departure city.

      • KSuellington

        I’ve noticed significant percentage differences even within the Bay Area itself, let alone California. In places in NorCal where you commonly see State of Jefferson flags the amount of wearers starts to get down to the single digits.

  54. Fatty Bolger

    Never done more than drive through Logan, but Hocking Hills is a great place to visit. I highly recommend it if you live anywhere near the area, or even if you’re just passing through. Old Man’s Cave and Cedar Falls in the state park is a good place to start for a day trip and hiking, but there are campgrounds and cabins all over the place.