Sunday Morning Coming Down Links

Sunday Morning Coming Down Links

Well, my beloved Texas Longhorns still haven’t figured out how to run on Georgia and it cost them the game. No thanks to the kicker. But kickers are like refs. Endeavor to keep the game from being close enough they can mess it up. I had a hernia repaired Friday, so...

Sub-sti-tute Morning Links

Sub-sti-tute Morning Links

Thursday. Shit, still only Thursday... does drunken tai chi and punches mirror. It's the second week of school, so things are still a little unsettled here. I'm picking up someone else's mess at work because, well, I guess the idea that a data person would understand...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.