Saturday Morning Links

Saturday Morning Links

Greetings from the Cincinnati airport. Or maybe I'll be home by the time these post. I'm tired. Been talking to my client base all week, and with all due respect to sales people and recruiters, we are definitely different breeds of dogs. We're doing training for a...

Food Fight: Pure Bread Jellyism – The Right Way to PB&J

Food Fight: Pure Bread Jellyism – The Right Way to PB&J

Recently, I learned that what I thought was a harmless but wrong thing my wife does has adherents in this very food community. My Glibs, we need to talk about how to make a peanut butter and jelly (or jam or preserve) sandwich correctly. The Wrong Way Let's assume for...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Sunday Morning Florida Man Links

Hey there friends. Happy Sunday. I took my oldest two to see the Dogman Movie. While I don’t generally hate these things, there were A LOT of adult movie references thrown in in a trying too hard manner. The Bad Guys short before the movie was far better. But, I took...