Thursday Morning Substitute Links

Thursday Morning Substitute Links

Good morning, all you wonderful Glibs. If you wonder why you haven't seen me around in a while, its because my youngest gets up at 4:30 in the morning (since the time change) and I have been a zombie for months. Just this week he's moved to getting up at 5:15 and its...

Monday Afternoon Links of Distraction

Monday Afternoon Links of Distraction

I am wall-to-wall meetings today, so this is going to be even more distracted than usual. Although no particular ocular incidents to report. We took the kids to the zoo yesterday, the zoo declined to keep any of them, which I think is a travesty. My older two get so...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Tuesday Afternoon Links

Happy Tuesday that feels like it should be Thursday. But it must be Tuesday because the news keeps telling me that New Hampshire is holding a primary. Trans