Thursday Morning Links of Brett

Thursday Morning Links of Brett

Happy Thursday, y'all. I've been slaving away all week while my parents took my older two to Mount Rushmore and other places where dogs don't bite their owners twice. Its weird to have only the little two. Somehow there's still 80% as much work, but only 20% as much...

Friday Morning Links

Friday Morning Links

Good morning everybody, happy Friday. Thank you for the wonderful response to our begathon. I believe we will be able to keep the squirrels in chow into 2025. If I made off with the money, not only will the girls have teeth, they’ll have ALL their teeth. But I won’t...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Morning (?!) Links

Sloopy contacted me late last night (or early this morning, really) because I guess he figured I’d be the only one up? Well his gamble worked. Between the new baby and the bad idea fairy dust, I am here and ready to fill in.

Wednesday Links in the Afternoon

It's Hump Day, y'all, and I am tired. I've been up before 5am until after 10 this whole week. This is Stage 1 training for newborn arrival. Time to start reacquainting my body with sleep deprivation. The soft days are over. Its time to get back to the old "sleep is...

Links, Afternoon, Monday

Happy Monday, everybody. I believe (**crosses fingers**) I have finally finished moving and/or assembling all of the large furniture items to be had

Wednesday Afternoon Links

Taking my older boy to the Ninja Gym. All of the female trainers look like gymnasts, so I’m enthusiastic about taking my turn on this parenting assignment.