Monday Morning Links

Monday Morning Links

Greetings from America's Wang, where Spring Break has started bringing in foreign bodies like genital warts. Oh, and totally unrelated, I believe Sloopy, Banjos and family are heading this way, too. But they're not Yankees or Canucks, even if Sloopy was looking for a...

Monday Afternoon Links

Monday Afternoon Links

Here we are on another Monday Afternoon, just like the ones that came before it. My neighbors across the street got to see USF hold Alabama to a game that was tied at the half, and well into the third quarter. I don't know if anyone is unbeatable this year, but my...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Monday Afternoon Links

Hi everyone. I’d like to thank everyone who covered for me last week. I was closing down the project I’ve been working on for the last two years.

Tuesday Afternoon Links

Fun article below me where we can prove robc's old aphorism: Slightly more flavors of libertarianism than libertarians. Its fun to fantasize about a utopian state where we are left alone just enough. I am definitely NOT left alone just enough right now, although The...