Thursday Morning Links of Brett

Thursday Morning Links of Brett

Happy Thursday, y'all. I've been slaving away all week while my parents took my older two to Mount Rushmore and other places where dogs don't bite their owners twice. Its weird to have only the little two. Somehow there's still 80% as much work, but only 20% as much...

Friday Morning Links

Friday Morning Links

Good morning everybody, happy Friday. Thank you for the wonderful response to our begathon. I believe we will be able to keep the squirrels in chow into 2025. If I made off with the money, not only will the girls have teeth, they’ll have ALL their teeth. But I won’t...

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

Tuesday Afternoon Links

There are an awful lot of people holding government positions who have decided that rights are not inalienable when the Fate of The World hangs on the little people doing as they are told. Let's be crystal clear. The absolute worst case in America was always going to...

Monday Afternoon Links

Hi everyone. I’d like to thank everyone who covered for me last week. I was closing down the project I’ve been working on for the last two years.