I, Soldier – part 31

I, Soldier – part 31

Nov 11, 2024

"Good thinking, my dear. My plan B was to feed her some egg drop soup." "That probably would have worked, but I am well-equipped to solve the problem." "OK, so what are your goals in Congress?" "Ooh, so many things. Universal healthcare for one." "That will be a hard...

I, Soldier – part 31

I, Soldier – part 29

Oct 28, 2024

The rest of the debate was nothing special. Shortly after it ended, Alexandra called me from a pay phone. She seemed a bit rattled. I told her I was holding the fort, and she should just relax at a local hotel that night instead of driving home. She drove home anyway....

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