I, Soldier – part 30

I, Soldier – part 30

I found a way to balance the typewriter on my torso so that I could work while lying in bed rather than hunched over in a chair. The famous composer Rossini was extraordinarily lazy and wrote music in bed. Once he accidentally dropped the sheet he'd been working on...

I, Soldier – part 30

I, Soldier – part 28

"From a statistical perspective, being a flip-flopper doubles your chances of winning. Machiavelli was not a mathematician." "I'm getting some croutons in case you plan on serving any more word salad tonight." Soon enough, it was the night of the debate. We were the...

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