I found a way to balance the typewriter on my torso so that I could work while lying in bed rather than hunched over in a chair. The famous composer Rossini was extraordinarily lazy and wrote music in bed. Once he accidentally dropped the sheet he'd been working on...
I, Soldier – part 29
Part 29.
I, Soldier – part 28
"From a statistical perspective, being a flip-flopper doubles your chances of winning. Machiavelli was not a mathematician." "I'm getting some croutons in case you plan on serving any more word salad tonight." Soon enough, it was the night of the debate. We were the...
Capitol Riot Leaves Congress Too Shocked to Overthrow Foreign Governments
DATELINE: WASHINGTON DC
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DATELINE: LOS ANGELES
Worf Will Star as Therapist in New Star Trek Series
Clips of the pilot episode show many tense moments.
Feminist Hardware Store Offers Bisexual, Transgender Nuts and Bolts
DATELINE: BERKELEY
Return of Messiah Close at Hand, Say Leading Joe Frum Shamans
We’re all in this together.
Grinch Will Be Social-Distancing Hero in New Film
The new film takes place in the immediate aftermath of the classic.
Government Over-reacting to Virus, Says Traveler Being Frisked by TSA
DATELINE: CHICAGO
Frustrated GOP Struggles to Find Losing Strategy
DATELINE: DALLAS
KKK, Antifa Merge to Form Klantifa
DATELINE: PORTLAND
Borg Announce New Motto: We’re All in This Together
DATELINE: DELTA QUADRANT
Feminists Slam Jeopardy! For Promoting Unrealistic Intelligence Standards
Ms. Gambolputty is also an activist…
Somalia Sends Peacekeepers to Portland
Part of the aid package includes…
Martian Violence Blamed On Indiana Guns
Gunfire sounds from every direction on this typical evening on the red planet.
Army Unveils New ‘Peaceful Protester’ Attack Helicopter
DATELINE: FORT RUCKER
California Experiments With Absentee Electricity
When is satire not satire.
Trump on Dead Soldiers: They Probably Vote Democrat Anyway
At a press conference today, CNN reporter Jim Acosta confronted Trump.
Biden Challenges Coronavirus to Push-Up Contest
Tragedy struck…
Space Force Moffs Deny Rumors of Death Star Cost Overruns
In an open session of the Armed Services Committee today….
Newman’s Own to Change Name, Logo to Huey Newton
DATELINE SAN FRANCISCO
Mostly Stationary Bricks Thrown at Mostly Peaceful Protest
The streets were mostly calm.
Rwanda Offers US Advice On How to Have More Sectarian Violence
“We have watched your little scuffles…”
SPLC Warns of Dangerous Right-Wing Manifesto Known as ‘US Constitution’
ATLANTA - At a press conference, SPLC spokeswoman Joanna Gambolputty warned of the dangerous new document which was recently spotted on 4chan and other alt-right websites. "This hateful screed has inspired numerous acts of violence and is frequently quoted by...