The rest of the debate was nothing special. Shortly after it ended, Alexandra called me from a pay phone. She seemed a bit rattled. I told her I was holding the fort, and she should just relax at a local hotel that night instead of driving home. She drove home anyway....
I, Soldier – part 28
"From a statistical perspective, being a flip-flopper doubles your chances of winning. Machiavelli was not a mathematician." "I'm getting some croutons in case you plan on serving any more word salad tonight." Soon enough, it was the night of the debate. We were the...
I, Soldier – part 27
Then we had to do some debate preparation. I and three others were the stand-ins for our opponents. It's impossible to overstate the value of good training. We wouldn't have a lot of control over how the stage was set-up, and given Alexandra's height disadvantage...
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