Defeathering Big Bird

*Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* How long has it been? It couldn’t be happening again. I looked at my phone. Unlisted number with a Chicagoland area code….”Fucking A.” I said. “¡Halo!” ”This Prathiba from Swiss Corp International Industries. You know the drill, I...

An Odd Job

An Odd Job

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! This is my review of Alesmith Speedway Grand Prix Chocolate Raspberry Edition: Okay fine, I will only make a reference to the 1964 film Goldfinger 2-3 more times*. Starring Sean Connery and a probably the last handful of attractive...

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¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

¡Buenos tardes!  Over the weekend the AZLP held an annual meeting as required by statute to determine party leadership for the next two years. I was unable to attend, but I am happy to report back the group of Hoppean Incels lead by a very failed comedian swept all...

¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

Last Friday I was stuck on an all call with my company CEO.  These things are boring as hell.  So I detail stripped and cleaned my 1911 to pass the time. I am happy to admit I did lose track of one part in the process:  the magazine release retention bar.  Damn thing...

¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

Long weekend.  Had to do the single dad thing due to an out of state soccer tournament.  I’m happier its back to normal, which strikes me as odd. Links?  Sure, let’s do it.   The “3 Amigos” summit resulted in next to nothing mentioned by the corporate press....

Zoomers Discover Gordon Gekko

In a one on one with my supervisor a few months back, I asked him directly if I could get a couple hours to take care of a few errands. ”Oh yeah.  HR put out a new guidance stating all PTO requests will be automatically approved.  My only input is to rescind...

Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Rep Max!

Another New Years will inevitably come and go.  Which means a few things involving tax liabilities but more pertinent to several of us are the number of people recently convinced by white supremacists to resolve to improve their overall physical fitness… …here come...

¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas, except for those of you that don’t celebrate Christmas.  I hope your day off wasn’t too irritating with all the Hallmark movies and their underhanded plot lines asking you to renounce your Pagan beliefs.  I suppose you could also...

¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces Mexicanos!

I got some stuff this morning, so I’ll post the .gif and get to it.   Shit appears to be going down in Brazil. Not just iPhone journos on social media anymore, the corporate media is taking note. I was specifically told 2A fetishists had no chance fighting back...

¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

I’m certain you have heard enough about fútbol in the past week you don’t want to hear my take on it.  So I’ll just go ahead and post a bit of the casual racism that nearly always accompanies the World Cup: What did think it would be?  Here, I’ll do the search for her...