My son’s baseball team decided to finally play defense for exactly one inning. The game went how all their games go, where they score a bunch of runs in the first inning and then a series of mental mistakes results in the other team tying it up or getting the go ahead...
I Can’t Wait Until Fucking Christmas
Back to bad holiday movie revoews
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Since when do schools close the day before Thanksgiving? The day after I get because everyone is lined up neatly at the local Best Buy waiting for the doors to open for the epic Black Friday sale. I miss the employees cheering for their customers when they opened up...
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We have a fùtbol related story!
Self-Actualized Parenting
If you have a more effective way to discipline a child, I want to hear it.
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Victory slap
COSC Certified Hedging
Update: I still can’t afford it
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My LG washing machine attempted to do whatever the Korean equivalent to Sepuku is called. If there is one. So I spent my Saturday morning diagnosing the problem, then ordering the part on Amazon prime for shipping the next day. Sadly, it didn’t arrive until Sunday...
The Future is Next Thursday
Get a load of these assholes
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One of my favorite things to do these days is going to Trader Joe’s. I like to put on SiriusXM Octane (Channel 37), roll down my windows, turn up the stereo on my Grand Cherokee to full blast. The looks of “what an asshole” from the Subaru and Tesla crowd of...
Bad Teachers
Perhaps now it is time for a “shitpost” category.
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Had a fun weekend. I was up in Flagstaff on account of my sister graduating from college. I went to the same school so I was feeling a bit sentimental. The parking predictably sucked, but I figured I’d just hoof it with my sons and give them a bit of a tour of south...
Record Seniority
Alright. I have to hat tip Brett for finding something neither Elon Musk or pussy hat related.
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Is it safe to go on the internet yet?
The Truth About Musk
It was an inevitability, there is nothing else out there this week…
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Didn’t think you’d see me?
¿Martes? ¡Martes! ¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!
Its high time to break this one out.
Water Wars: The Empire Takes a Bath
This is just a draft, we’ll work on coming up with a better title.
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¡Buenos tardes! Hopefully everyone had an enjoyable holiday weekend in which there were neither traffic fatalities or arrest warrants signed…in multiple states. What? You mean to tell me you don’t party like its New Years on Easter? Okay… Here are a few...
Water Wars — Abandon Hope
Part One
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There’s been a bit of kerfuffle in the LP in the last week or so. Apparently, Tom Woods was accused of grooming his wife. This was really just a smear but given his history of being as milquetoast a child predator can possibly be, it warranted a response. So I’ll...
Nationalized Pastime
For those that may be unaware, MLB opening day is next Thursday, which means the annual baseball related hot-takes about the DH rule, bigger bases, jazzing up the game, and racial integration are back in the headlines. This is my review of Alaska Amber Ale: The one...
¿Martes ota vez? Claro que sí. ¡Enlaces mexicanos!
At the gym on Sunday I asked the manager how long before they would hang the punching bag back up. They said it was a D-Ring that needed to be replaced and they needed to locate it, and couldn’t tell me when. So I asked if I brought them one, if they would rehang...
Non-institutional Injury, Not Otherwise Specified
I did something dumb: I tried to cut a piece of bread nearly a century after the invention of sliced bread. This is my review of Almaza: Obviously, I cut more than bread, I cut my finger. I am avoiding typing with that finger as I write this. What happened? I...
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I’m just waiting. Waiting for word from the semi-closed elementary school my son’s Little League plays to determine if the third possible outcome for baseball is in play. You know its either: You win You lose It rains So until then, I’ll look up a few Mexican links....