Upon further review, Alex Jones is still a dickweed but somehow manages to be more appealing than his detractors. This is my revie of Enegren Rotating Hop Pilsner: What the hell did he do this time you ask? As you are probably aware, nothing. Other than Infowars...
The morning after…
In light of recent events, I keep coming across a newfound sense of optimism in places I otherwise expect to make money complaining about how much everything sucks. This is my review of Vitamin Sea Brewing Phoenix Rising: Who makes money complaining about how much...
Flippy, Flippety, a Flip Flip Flop and you don’t stop
Floppin as they Flippin and they Flop on your feet
Its like, nothing else matters to these idiots.
What? You think I can’t write shit?
3 day weekends are great until you have to go back to work. You deserve this.
Still trying to work this new editor.
This new editor is weird
Its like Logan’s Run, in reverse.
What the actual fuck?
Any questions?
Okay. I tell him you call
When you need more than one hand
“Yes! …Goddamnit.” – Me
Fuhreal
I’m questioning everything today.
Oh god, not the Kaczynski quote.
Meh. Let’s do it.
A favorite pastime of those that spend a lot of time puking
Yes, I saw it.
Wouldn’t the reverse be Bud Heavy?
Get off my lawn
I’m about to rationalize negative ROI.
They nuked my intro!