Since you are all eagerly awaiting an update on this…my son and I test drove a couple more cars over the weekend. We went back and forth over two Subarus. An older Impreza at a Nissan dealership. It was very clean, and looked like they added a couple niceties like new...
Happy Halloween!
*shudders*
Tim Burton
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My oldest is now old enough to drive, and getting to the point where I no longer am apprehensive when he gets behind the wheel. So yesterday we drove to a used car dealer that specializes in German cars to test drive a Golf TDI. I thought it was fun, he thought it was...
Queen of Denial
Great. Now I’m posting pictures of Greek statues.
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In this crazy world where YouTube influencers apparently do whatever they need to do to stay relevant and support the current thing to maintain their viewer count. What does one do when they have kids watching Mr. Beast’s sidekick turn himself into a girl to do it?...
We Were Always at War With Gay Frogs
Then they came for the beer, but I did not speak out because I am an abrasive drunk.
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“I would write something prescient, maybe even comforting, but you will probably misattribute it to Kipling.” — C.S. Lewis I am actually writing this during my company’s all employee call. So I am multitasking. !Enlaces! Chinese companies under US sanctions...
Victorians on the Internet
No sports tag? Good. This doesn’t apply.
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I got nothing. So I’ll just post this.
El Oso Cocaína
“¿Por qué perseguiste una camioneta llena de cocaína?“ the Venezuelan asked. ”I told you. No habla un sola palabra de español.” I replied. He motioned for his younger associate. *thwap* The Venezuelan hit me again in the gut. For some reason they seemed to avoid...
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I watched a couple episodes of the Quantum Leap reboot. Without getting into the obvious problem they ran out of ideas and its a show taking place in the future, so naturally in the future a trans character will be accepted without question—Here’s why the reboot...
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Looks like today is going to be another day of climate change! Which actually frees up my evening because that really just means my son’s baseball game was rained out. So in that event, I am making chili. I like to do it with a pound of pork and a pound of beef tips....
The Local Craic
Funny, it wasn’t long ago I was complaining they took this one away from us. All I will say is….never forget. This is my review of Guinness Zero: I realize that making fun of the Irish this weekend will likely result in hearty laughter slowly progressing to distain,...
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Long weekend. The wife is out of town this week. I am a bit overextended so I will present this as an icebreaker: Think of a few of your favorite bands, and make us guess what it is by changing one word of the name to “moist”. Incidentally, today’s music link is...
Giving us Goosebumps
Only because its cold out.
Cuddling a Hooker
When something that appears desirable actually turns into something questionable
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Its the kind of day you get it twice in a row.
Rationed Shark Meat
Its not the shark, its YOU being rationed.
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I came across this AI art project that I thought was sort of funny. Its an AI depiction of every US President made in the style of a Pixar character. Some of these are pretty good. I like that Obama and Wilson effectively have the same smug asshole facial features....
Ohio Doesn’t Exist
Fun fact: 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is the problem with Ohio that is makes people wish to flee the Earth?
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Friendly reminder: if you have not purchased flowers for your spouse now is probably too late, as they were all purchased earlier this morning. I myself, made the annual tribute which in lieu of being yelled at for buying something that is already dead, was simply...
Resistance is Futile
White women must be stopped
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I know people want to talk about the Grammy’s. I’m not going to do that do you. I’m not going to dig up Madonna in her “Mickey Rourke” phase and post it here. Not my style, and quite frankly you’re probably more into Elizabeth Holmes attempting to escape prison by...
Simping for Schwarzenegger
Everywhere we look, signs of impending doom cross our paths… This is my review of Dormaal Fam Brewey Tripel: Being born the year of The Terminator has its perks. It’s culturally relevant enough that most people are aware of when the movie was released but not...
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¡Buenos tardes! Over the weekend the AZLP held an annual meeting as required by statute to determine party leadership for the next two years. I was unable to attend, but I am happy to report back the group of Hoppean Incels lead by a very failed comedian swept all...