We interrupt your "regularly scheduled" (look, I'll get to it, this shit is time-consuming, okay) Woke Charmed programming to bring you... more Woke Charmed. Only this time, it's the theatrical edition. That's right, I saw Wicked! And since I suffered, the rest of you...
Mary is coming for Jane’s crown. Frances is coming for Guildford. And the nobility is coming to get hammered at Jane’s Coronation Banquet.
Fair Glibertariat, I am sick. And the only thing worse than trying to recap My Lady Pain Jane when feeling 100% is trying to do it when you're sick. Especially because episode 5 is already like a fever dream, what with all the nuns and the decadent Labyrinth...
Jane is Queen and people keep trying to kill her. Pass the wine.
Midnight quests in the woods, spanking, feasts, duels, murder and snogging. This episode has it all.
What’s worse: when you have the raging horn for an unmitigated scoundrel? Or when he has a deep dark secret that could get you both killed?
Or, as I have already begun referring to it as, “My Lady Pain”
They’re woke! They’re charmed! (No, really! Try not to die when I explain it!) They’re Tudors! It’s Woke Charmed Tudors!
She’s back!
MLW returns!