Not Adahn

There is an extremely rare, extremely powerful, extremely good sign in the Heavens at the beginning of the week. Also, pretty frisbee girl slathered in mud.

Leo and Virgo remain large and in charge tis week.  With Virgo, it’s a “can do no wrong” sort of situation, whereas with Leo, it’s more of an “unbelievable luck” thing.  So Leos should buy one (1) lottery ticket this week.  If you buy a bunch, it looks like you’re trying to game the system, and Luck does not like a smartass.

This week has a very interesting, major configurations going on.  So major that it probably isn’t referring to any of you guys (no offense).  But here it is, so when it hits the news you’ll be able to marvel at my prognosticatory prowess. Also, cute puppy pics.

Sometimes you get the beast. Sometimes the beast gets you. Which is it this week? Click and find out.

The planets aren’t lining up this week.

Trigger Warning: horoscopes and doge cuteness overload.

Constellations, planets, fireworks, dogs. It’s all here.

All the action is clustered in the middle of the week.

The moon in Libra, very typical of discombobulation.

Mercury Retrograde.

I still like snow (and chipmunks).

Enjoy and be very, very, afraid.

While this can mean a few different things…

Holy crap, the outer planets take a long time to move. 

Not a whole lot in the stars this week, and what there is is of indeterminate goodness.

This week is way on the “feast” side of the spectrum…

So what do the stars have to tell us this week?

Well, this week actually has a couple of things going on.  To begin with, the week begins under the construction of Mercury - Sol - Luna with Mars in opposition.  Now since both the moon and Mercury are supreme sources of instability, when they're lined up together...

There must be something special about this particular case.

SPOILER ALERT: Prepare to overdose on adorableness!