https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeVjVu9O6w Being different was important in the '70s. Being different and looking good while doing it was definitely an '80s thing. AS was accessorizing with whatever you found lying around. This week's main theme is the result of...
No witty excerpt.
This week we'll talk about things that may or may not actually happen, astrologically-wise-speaking. Mainly because there's very little happening otherwise this week, and what there is ties into the whole paradigm of "new stuff in the sky means disaster," which in and...
I have plans on making this a more substantive column. Unfortunately….
Like many young people with delusions of intellectualism, I once determined to devise a complete system of morality from first principles.
Is it just me, or…
Succinct.
To all of you who survived last week’s confluence of crap, there is good news.
An Apogee of Asininity.
Fortunately, there was something new there that fit the criteria for inclusion….
I’m not going to lie to you.
Still, misrule and government disorder? It’s really easy to make that connection here and now.
Your wedding planner really should have checked that for you.
I’ve mentioned before how the stars really don’t care about you.
On Thursday or Friday there will be a brief moment when things will go exactly right.
Pipes also carry water.
Well, it's finally here. The Mars-Jupiter-Saturn alignment is breaking up. We have officially* gone beyond maximum hysteria. And while the skies are otherwise not terribly informative (or has been mentioned, my brain may be working sub-optimally) there is at least...
So yeah, the skies continue to rain crap-flavored starlight down.
I’ve caught myself making some really stupid mistakes this week, so this reading may not live up to my typical standards of accuracy.
…I begin to wonder, are the stars silent, or have I gone deaf?
So we’ve got events that are limited in their magnitude, but much more pinpoint in their timing.
The news isn’t really in where the stars are….
Tonight’s tasting will be undertaken as the world ends around us.
…and the rest of us should watch out for tainted water supplies.
It’s that time again to allow your fate to be determined by a deck of Chinese-made cards bought at Dollar Store.