This week should be pretty good. Nothing major until midweek, when we get all sorts of happenings... happening. The core of this is the "perfection/balance/harmony/completion" of Mars - Sol - Venus which gives us three days of goodness. At the beginning we get a bonus...
IFLA: the “A Bit of Luck” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 25
I thought Slash was taller.
IFLA: The “Backasswards” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Aug 18
This week gets the brunt of MERCURY RETROGRADE. It's going to pass between the Earth and the Sun starting... well a few hours ago actually. And it'll keep that alignment until Tuesday... when it gets worse with the Moon joining in for a bit of a sack tap. Fortunately...
A Ranking of Ryes… With a Ringer!
Fortunately, there was something new there that fit the criteria for inclusion….
IFLA: The “Very Mysterious” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 14
I’m not going to lie to you.
IFLA: The “Motivated Reasoning” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 7
Still, misrule and government disorder? It’s really easy to make that connection here and now.
IFLA: The “Finally Some Concrete Advice” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 31
Your wedding planner really should have checked that for you.
IFLA: The “Clear, Concise, and Not Very Nice” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of May 24
I’ve mentioned before how the stars really don’t care about you.
IFLA: The “And then there were Three” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 17
On Thursday or Friday there will be a brief moment when things will go exactly right.
IFLA: The “Surprisingly Laid Back” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 10
Pipes also carry water.
IFLA: The “Congratulations!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 3
Well, it's finally here. The Mars-Jupiter-Saturn alignment is breaking up. We have officially* gone beyond maximum hysteria. And while the skies are otherwise not terribly informative (or has been mentioned, my brain may be working sub-optimally) there is at least...
IFLA: The “Almost There” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 26
So yeah, the skies continue to rain crap-flavored starlight down.
IFLA” The “Yeah, It’s Me” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 19
I’ve caught myself making some really stupid mistakes this week, so this reading may not live up to my typical standards of accuracy.
IFLA: the “Maybe it’s Me?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 12
…I begin to wonder, are the stars silent, or have I gone deaf?
IFLA: The “Unusually Precise” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 5
So we’ve got events that are limited in their magnitude, but much more pinpoint in their timing.
IFLA: The If You Squint Real Hard” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 29
The news isn’t really in where the stars are….
A Ranking of Ryes, Round Three
Tonight’s tasting will be undertaken as the world ends around us.
IFLA: The “Predictions Were Made” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 22
…and the rest of us should watch out for tainted water supplies.
IFLA the “Predictive Postdictions” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 15
It’s that time again to allow your fate to be determined by a deck of Chinese-made cards bought at Dollar Store.
IFLA: The “Almost Normal” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 8
The Stars, they are a changin’. And yer arse is DOOOOMED! Or not.
IFLA: The “This is Quite Enough Thanks” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 1
It’s been that kind of week.
IFLA: The “It’s That Time Again” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of February 23
Uh-oh!
IFLA: The “I’m Doing this for my own Benefit” edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 16
Good news for me, as Mars is in Sagittarius which is favorable for marksmen.
IFLA: The “Tutorial Time” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of February 9
We have an interesting construction this week.
Crackpot’s Corner: Build-A-Heresy!
I’m sure that every possible Christian heresy has been discovered, cataloged, and meticulously preserved….