Ahem. Allow me to quote from last week's horoscope: Mars = Orange planet = Orange Man in Leo = King of Beasts = Orange Man King. I might also go with Leo = Lion’s Mane = Trump Hair + Mars = Trump commander in Chief. Anyway, enough gloating. Let's see...
IFLA: The “Frosted Fields” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of November 3
When the temperature drops, Lily’s energy level rises to compensate.
IFLA: The “Most Boring Horoscope Ever” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 27
It is often said that there is nothing new under the sun. Sometimes there is nothing new above the earth. Yes, the moon still moves around, so there may be a flutter on Wednesday, and there is an extremely minor augmentation of the general felicity of Scorpios on...
IFLA: The “RIP Ben” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 26
I refuse to believe that the Dick Slashballs tag has been used more often than the IFLA one.
IFLA: The “Unusually Good” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 19
Things might get a bit bumpy, but they won’t be bad.
IFLA: The “Leftovers” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 12
Pic is not recent.
IFLA: The “Badda-Boom!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of May 5
Last week’s predictions were spot on. This week’s are even more impressive.
IFLA: The “Trouble in the Streets” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 28
Dog vids are of the shaky-cam variety today.
IFLA: The “Hang On!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 21
It’s gonna be a really bad day, but just get through it.
IFLA the “I Need to Write About Something” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 14
These skies, they bore me.
IFLA: The “More Tussling” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 7
MERCURY RETROGRADE means no good vids came out, so you get leftovers from the snow storm.
IFLA: The “Spring Snow” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 31
It is difficult to overstate how much the local canines love the snow.
IFLA: The “Heavyweight Division” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of March 24
Enough with the terriers, let’s see Lily with the Big Dogs.
IFLA: The “Climate Change” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 17
When the weather warms suddenly, you can get overheated.
IFLA: The “Thawed” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 10
Planet hijinks. Tarot card readings. Cute dog videos.
IFLA: the “Cruise Control” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 3
So what’s it like, to be represented by fish?
IFLA: The “…but that doesn’t suck?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 26
Let me explain. No, there is too much– let me sum up.
IFLA: The “Where did the Snow Go?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 18
All vids are from when things were sane.
IFLA: The “That Time of Year” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 11
Sailor Moon cosplay is Right. Out.
IFLA: The “Suggested Dates” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Feb 4
Let’s do some SCIENCE! today.
IFLA: The “Early Spring” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 28
It is freaking impossible to even think the work “Aquarius” without that damn song manifesting.
IFLA: The “Igloos?” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of Jan 21
It’s probably just a little one though.
IFLA: The “Chill Dog in Snow” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 14
This is my daily hiking trail.
IFLA: The “Boring” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Jan 7
Sometimes you’re just tired of excitement. Time for a nap.
IFLA: The “Nothing Changes” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Dec 31
I predict headaches.