https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgmUgFEFzco This week we see the skies mainly concerned with where Jupiter retrograde and MERCURY RETROGRADE are in relation to the Earth. There are signs of familial gatherings and unfortunately (due to Jupiter being retrograde) family...
So this week the skies are dynamic, but in a coherent way. Remember all, this drama does NOT concern you (probably), so enjoy the show as some royal-type has a meltdown.
Ahem. Allow me to quote from last week's horoscope: Mars = Orange planet = Orange Man in Leo = King of Beasts = Orange Man King. I might also go with Leo = Lion’s Mane = Trump Hair + Mars = Trump commander in Chief. Anyway, enough gloating. Let's see...
Friday there’s something really unpleasant.
Money and violence. It’s like a mob movie.
The last of the phone pics.
This week’s sky is a mixed bag of stars.
This is a good week for bad people.
The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green…
Good news, everyone!
Cross the line then draw me an arrow.
The only thing you have to fear is…
Unfortunately, MERCURY RETROGRADE continues to be the dominant force this week, doing its thing where it lines up with everything bringing chaos.
If Friday the Thirteenth is a meaningless superstition, why do the stars look like this?
The week starts of with, well, nothing. But on Thursday we see a double alignment, through Mercury, of Earth and the Moon on one hand, and Venus and Mars on the other.
Shake off the bad stuff
Big tank battle on Thursday.
It’s a great week to be a fisherman but a poor one to be a Sailor. In celebration of a great hike, all cards will be read as positively as possible.
The astrology is skimpy, the cartomancy is on point. The Lily pics are adorable.
Duck and Cover!
Adulterers shouldn’t tryst in houses with lead pipes
The stars are eternal. The landscape is nineteenth century.
Astrological advice for the first half of the week.
It’s Pisces time. Pisces often gets overlooked, probably because fish are boring (if tasty). While Pisces doesn’t get the early boost that’s common to the beginning of it’s solar visit, it DOES get Jupiter for the entire month.
Like everything else that’s bad, there is an astrological sign for it.