https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU So this week the skies are dynamic, but in a coherent way. Remember all, this drama does NOT concern you (probably), so enjoy the show as some royal-type has a meltdown. The cast of celestial characters: The Moon- change,...
SCIENCE! is undefeated.
So... This week's theme is "domestic change." We've got the moon and Mercury doing their thing, with Mercury in particular entering Sagittarius yesterday. That become important soon. What about on election day? Well, that day sees a conjunction of the Moon (female)...
When you’re not good enough to design a Bimmer, but think you’re Steve Jobs.
The stars say get a jump on Valentine’s Day.
Woof!
MERCURY RETROGRADE is over! Time to play ball.
Oh, hi there! Time for the horoscope and some of the lesser-shown regulars at the park.
Sometimes you should look up at the skies, sometimes you should look down at the dogs. Especially when they’re playing in the snow.
Could you like, go forwards? MERCURY RETROGRADE this week. You have been warned.
Cane Corsos are wonderful dogs, but if their owner is too weak they will become aggressive and end all life on Earth.
You should have sufficient coffee in you by now to pay attention.
On the second day of Christmas, the stars they said to me…
Are the snap caps that cost twice as much really twice as good? Yes. Yes they are. Here’s why.
Sunday good, Monday not bad, Tuesday ok, Thursday fine…
Rye, The Finalizing!
Don’t be silly! Come and get your fortune told!
Somedays it’s OK to sleep through the celestial advice.
If you managed to be born under both Aries and Libra, you’re COMPLETELY screwed.
Recovered from the Beaver Moon? Great, now DUCK!
Chaos and violence come to your home this week. Sharp objects will be involved. A lot of cards drawn this week indicate stasis. Of particular interest are The Hierophant and the High Priestess being drawn back to back.
This week’s upcoming events center around domestic life and general life improvements. This week is excellent for Scorpio, in almost all aspects of life. Almost. Second dates will be harder to come by, but first ones will be easier. Commitments will be difficult to keep. Capricorns should be lucky in love, as will older people and yacht owners. And, of course, cute puppy pics.
Star stuff. On Halloween.
This week is dictated by the progression of the moon, as the other planets are being antisocial. Monday is a good day to try something new in your love life (or to try and start one) with the Earth passing between the Moon and Venus then. Later on Thursday, something similar happens but with Jupiter, so focus on leadership/management issues then.
Remember last week’s alignment of Saturn with Venus and MERCURY RETROGRADE that portended a massive ending? Well poor Venus not only has to deal with that shit, but gets and additional alignment of the Sun with Jupiter retrograde. It’s a really bad time to be in love.