This week we'll talk about things that may or may not actually happen, astrologically-wise-speaking. Mainly because there's very little happening otherwise this week, and what there is ties into the whole paradigm of "new stuff in the sky means disaster," which in and...
Pic is unrelated. It IS from my liquor cabinet however *does victory dance*
I apologize for not having a column ready for last week, for reasons of my own brain-malfunction I thought that the one I wrote for the 8th was going to be for the 15th. You'd think that writing the date at the top of them would be a clue, but... Anyway, such...
Could you like, go forwards? MERCURY RETROGRADE this week. You have been warned.
Cane Corsos are wonderful dogs, but if their owner is too weak they will become aggressive and end all life on Earth.
You should have sufficient coffee in you by now to pay attention.
On the second day of Christmas, the stars they said to me…
Are the snap caps that cost twice as much really twice as good? Yes. Yes they are. Here’s why.
Sunday good, Monday not bad, Tuesday ok, Thursday fine…
Rye, The Finalizing!
Don’t be silly! Come and get your fortune told!
Somedays it’s OK to sleep through the celestial advice.
If you managed to be born under both Aries and Libra, you’re COMPLETELY screwed.
Recovered from the Beaver Moon? Great, now DUCK!
Chaos and violence come to your home this week. Sharp objects will be involved. A lot of cards drawn this week indicate stasis. Of particular interest are The Hierophant and the High Priestess being drawn back to back.
This week’s upcoming events center around domestic life and general life improvements. This week is excellent for Scorpio, in almost all aspects of life. Almost. Second dates will be harder to come by, but first ones will be easier. Commitments will be difficult to keep. Capricorns should be lucky in love, as will older people and yacht owners. And, of course, cute puppy pics.
Star stuff. On Halloween.
This week is dictated by the progression of the moon, as the other planets are being antisocial. Monday is a good day to try something new in your love life (or to try and start one) with the Earth passing between the Moon and Venus then. Later on Thursday, something similar happens but with Jupiter, so focus on leadership/management issues then.
Remember last week’s alignment of Saturn with Venus and MERCURY RETROGRADE that portended a massive ending? Well poor Venus not only has to deal with that shit, but gets and additional alignment of the Sun with Jupiter retrograde. It’s a really bad time to be in love.
The week begins with “Aw shit, duck and cover” With MERCURY RETROGRADE lining up with Mars and the sun to blast us with harsh vibes. Fortunately, that breaks up quickly. What’s not so fortunate is that MERCURY RETROGRADE links up with other celestial events afterwards, to wit: Saturn goes station direct this week, so finally that big boy will begin to make some progress through the zodiac. Our girl tussles with a Huskie.
I am very, very tempted to do some nifty formatting and just blockquote all of last week’s post because literally everything this week is exactly the same as last week with two exceptions: 1) MERCURY RETROGRADE (and this happened last week); 2) The Moon in Leo. This week is apparently important for the yutes.
Back in the day…
The week starts out with an inauspicious alignment of Mars and the moon with the Sun. Inauspicious, but I don’t know exactly how it’s applicable to you, so I’ll just mention that it exists and move on. The moon in Gemini (especially since it’s aligned with Mars, supra) indicates treachery. Libra’s got most of the good stuff right up until Wednesday when it gets the full effect of MERCURY RETROGRADE.
This week: A good day on Wednesday. Thursday is an optimal time to break something since the earth will flanked by the moon and Mercury. It’s also a day when luck will play a particularly large role. Thursday and Friday will be a time of aggression.
The skies are both boring and unpleasant this week. The only alignment is Mars (war, aggression) – Mercury (change, news, chaos, disruption, luck) – Jupiter retrograde (misrule, sadness, tyranny). The best possible interpretation is that we’ll find out details of who/how someone screwed up a military operation. Let’s go with that one — the alternate interpretations are left as an exercise for the reader. Lily goes to the vet.