Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

IFLA: The Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of August 22

Even with domestic misrule, it’s a good week to be in a romantic relationship, with Venus in Libra keeping tiffs to a minimum.  Doubly so if you’re a woman in a relationship, since Mars in Virgo indicates that you’ll be on the winning side of any arguments that do occur. Also, Dog Park Confidential.

IFLA: The “Coming Up for Air” Edition of the Horoscope for the week of August 8

Leo and Virgo remain large and in charge tis week.  With Virgo, it’s a “can do no wrong” sort of situation, whereas with Leo, it’s more of an “unbelievable luck” thing.  So Leos should buy one (1) lottery ticket this week.  If you buy a bunch, it looks like you’re trying to game the system, and Luck does not like a smartass.