"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Prime, being of Irish heritage, was out with her clan yesterday instead of being stuck with a sober Jew. So I missed out on that chunk o' fun and the inevitable bar fights. Instead, I stayed home and spent my Saturday working on a...
Perfecting his JD Vance side-eye. Could it possibly be? The accumulated snow and ice has disappeared, the temperatures got far enough above freezing to have me ditch my heavy coats, a few sprigs of asparagus are starting to poke out of my patch, and ramps have been...
Practicing for my Easter impressions. I'll be a bit scarce; Prime and I are spending a weekend near Niagara On The Lake and I'll have more pressing things to do than comment about the latest hilarity from Washington. Poor thing, she's going to get the full Stooges...
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? OK, first some Links.
Spud and I… made a few calls. Mexican Sharpshooter has been regrettably detained. So we’re stepping in.
It’s been a quiet week here. But no more. And Links.
I’m the opposite of a Shabbos goy.
It’s sooooo quiet here. Perfect atmosphere for the Links.
The goyim get crazy this time of year. Think I’ll just keep my head down and do Links.
OK, I know I’m not as cute as Riven, but sometimes you gotta go with what you get. Speaking of which… Links.
So Tomb Raider took me to a birthday party last night. It was for one of her former co-workers, and the place was packed. Everyone there, other than me, was a public school teacher and proud union member. The conversations going on were stultifying. I spent my first...
I’m in a bit of a food coma, but that won’t slow down Links.
Where’s the goddam snow? I moved here for the snow! While I’m waiting, Links.
Back from Georgia, tanned, fit, and ready… for Links.
He was mumbling something that sounded like, “…Cracky…cracky…” Well, no matter, Links still need to be done. And here they are.
I really am trying to give this place a chance. Not working. So here’s Links instead.
Yes, I am currently situated perfectly to do a Rednecks In The Mist. But instead I’ll do Links.
Back from the Big City and enjoying rural life. And tossing out Links.
Or New York City. Same diff. Links ensue.
The drinking starts early here and so do the Links.
I’m recovering from a ProgFest. The Links are a result.
What fun. This past week I gave a talk on something I know nothing about (recycling and re-use of glass) in front of 150 experts, and I had less than a week to prepare. At the same time that I had to do a massive report. So if I seem a bit fuzzy around the gills,...
Heading back home today, arriving just in time to bash my liver with Spud. And do Links.
I’m a featured speaker at a recycling event this week. And there’s an Armistice happening! At 11:11! But first, Links.
We damaged Spud last night. Well, only one thing to do and that’s to make hash browns. And Links.