Saturday Morning Opening Links

Saturday Morning Opening Links

"Well, blow me down!" At long long last our little family business is open again, caffeinating the masses. We have a barista named Liberty, which gives me a warm glow. I will be off at a side table babysitting The Youngest Glib while 10b0t cooks breakfast sandwiches...

Saturday Morning Cracky Links

Saturday Morning Cracky Links

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow." Sorry if I got you excited to see our favorite anthropomorphic rock back, this is a different one. As part of my job, I am (metaphorically) sitting at the feet of one of the major pioneers of...

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

Wednesday Afternoon Caloric Links

Joemala was deemed enough SugarFree for one day. After all, artificial sweeteners are cancer and shit. So I’m doing the Links, given that I don’t even have a modicum of sweetness anywhere in my personality.