Cemetery Man

Cemetery Man

Look at that tag line. There was a real attempt to sell this motion picture to squares. It didn't succeed, but the film took off and became a cult classic years later. Cemetery Man Well, this is a real cult classic based on a book entitled Dellamorte, Dellamore by...

Class of 1999

Class of 1999

Class of 1999 The 1980s had a bit of a tail when it came to B movies. This one was released in 1990 and kicks ass as a B movie. And it absolutely qualifies as a 1980s apocalyptic film. This is also one of those gems you may have never seen, which you will not forget!...

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

El Día de la Bestia

I am on the road this week, but the content continues! Based on feedback I am classing up the joint with another arthouse film, “El Día de la Bestia!”

Glib Car

*Looks at watch
“It’s half past jack squat in the post hopper! Better write up another Glib Car!”

Punch the Clock

Time for an art house film! Get out the fancy monocle and a good bottle of wine for “Punch the Clock!”:

The War of the Gargantuas

Kung Fu! Boat fu! Eatin’ people! Throwing tanks! Tonight! One of the most fun of the Toho monster films – The War of the Gargantuas!

Forbidden Zone

Boobs! Midgets! Chubby Hitlers! Drug Dealing Pimps! All this and more than you can imagine tonight in ‘Forbidden Zone’

The Lost Empire

Tonight! Cleavage! Guns! Fights! Undead Wizards! Everything that makes a movie great! Watch “The Lost Empire.”

Black Sheep

Look at my butthole! Look at it! Mad Scientists! Bloodthirsty sheep! Scroat stretching! Welcome to Black Sheep.