Dick Smart

Dick Smart

Now THAT is how you do a lobby card. I'd go just to figure out what that thing is she's reclining on. (It's a custom Vespa shell, which you could actually buy in the 60's). Dick Smart Yes, you read that right. This is an Italian spy film from the 1960s, with some fun...

Glib Flick: Happy Halloween!

Glib Flick: Happy Halloween!

Remember, you old farts! Some people go out tonight and ring doorbells! Don't shoot the whippersnappers unless they make a move first! Tsui Hark's Vampire Hunters Tsui Hark has done a lot of films. His specialty is working with Chinese opera companies to create really...

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

El Día de la Bestia

I am on the road this week, but the content continues! Based on feedback I am classing up the joint with another arthouse film, “El Día de la Bestia!”

Glib Car

*Looks at watch
“It’s half past jack squat in the post hopper! Better write up another Glib Car!”

Punch the Clock

Time for an art house film! Get out the fancy monocle and a good bottle of wine for “Punch the Clock!”:

The War of the Gargantuas

Kung Fu! Boat fu! Eatin’ people! Throwing tanks! Tonight! One of the most fun of the Toho monster films – The War of the Gargantuas!

Forbidden Zone

Boobs! Midgets! Chubby Hitlers! Drug Dealing Pimps! All this and more than you can imagine tonight in ‘Forbidden Zone’

The Lost Empire

Tonight! Cleavage! Guns! Fights! Undead Wizards! Everything that makes a movie great! Watch “The Lost Empire.”