Dick Smart

Dick Smart

Now THAT is how you do a lobby card. I'd go just to figure out what that thing is she's reclining on. (It's a custom Vespa shell, which you could actually buy in the 60's). Dick Smart Yes, you read that right. This is an Italian spy film from the 1960s, with some fun...

Glib Flick: Happy Halloween!

Glib Flick: Happy Halloween!

Remember, you old farts! Some people go out tonight and ring doorbells! Don't shoot the whippersnappers unless they make a move first! Tsui Hark's Vampire Hunters Tsui Hark has done a lot of films. His specialty is working with Chinese opera companies to create really...

Hello. My name is R.J. I am a Tulpa with extra cheese and sour cream.

Black Sheep

Look at my butthole! Look at it! Mad Scientists! Bloodthirsty sheep! Scroat stretching! Welcome to Black Sheep.

Class of Nuke ‘Em High

Drugs! Radioactivity! Boobs! Better punk rockers than you would see in real life! Watch “Class of Nuke ‘Em High” tonight!

NetherBeast Incorporated

This is the last post from the road this spring. Netherbeast Incorporated! Fun Historical Facts! Judd Nelson! Dave Foley! Telephones!

Ninja Terminator

I’ve loaded up the family and fled to Florida to escape… The Ninja Terminator!

Fido

Ask Fido to fetch your slippers for tonight’s movie and see what happens!

My Name is Nobody

You’ll be pushing up daisies for Valentines with Terence Hill in “My Name is Nobody.”

The Selling

For that rare cinematic combination of realtors in ill-fitting business clothes and irritating ghosts you cannot beat tonight’s film: The Selling!

Lifeforce

Oooo! The movie of the week is Lifeforce! That means we’re gonna see…