SEA SMITH WORRY NOBODY DO LINK FOR TODAY, SO HE SWIM TO GLIBERTARIANS HQ AND HALP! HE SORRY ABOUT WATER EVERYWHERE. JANITOR HOOMAN RUN AWAY, HE SCREAM "SEA MONSTER". SEA SMITH USED TO YELL, NOT PROBLEM. SEA SMITH HAVE TO SAY, THIS NO HE FAULT! SEA SMITH NO LIKE...
IT NO SEA SMITH FAULT! HE NO SINK HOMEMADE SUB. HE ELSEWHERE, HE SWEAR!
SEA SMITH WANT HALP. HIM DO LINKS TODAY, GIVE CHEESE PERSON DAY OFF. BEFORE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS, SEA SMITH TELL JOKE. HAHAHAHAHA! SEA SMITH TELL BEST JOKES. NOW HAVE LINKS. THEN YOU MAKE FUNNY COMMENT! SILLY ANIMAL LUCKY IT NOT IN BIG AMERICA...
SEA SMITH SAY HI, GIVE ADVICE!
SEA SMITH GIVE GUD ADVICE!
SEA SMITH DO LINKS IN MORNING!
WHYCOME SEA SMITH GET BLAME?
SEA SMITH HALP WITH LINKS!
SEA SMITH HERE, HIM HAVE FUN TO SHARE!
SEA SMITH GIVE MANNERS ADVICE!
SEA SMITH START… DAY OF THE CRYPTIDS! WITH GOOD LINKS. BESTEST LINKS AROUND.
There was an ancient SEA SMITH…
SEA SMITH HAVE SPECIAL TALENT. OK, TWO SPECIAL TALENT. FIRST ONE RAPE. SECOND ONE, MAKE SHIP DISAPPEAR... HE NOT NORMAL DO GOVERNMENT WORK, BUT THEM OFFER GOOD CASH. SEA SMITH MAY, MAY NOT HAVE ANYTHING DO WITH LINKS STORIES. HE POST, YOU DECIDE! SO HERE LINKS. NOW....
SEA SMITH HAPPY TO SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. SINCE COUSIN STEVE SMITH OFF BE HOBO, SEA SMITH HELP WITH LINKS. SEA SMITH GLAD SHIP DO MORE THINGS AGAIN, ALLOW HE VISIT THEM. BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE. HERE LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS: WHY LAND...
SEA SMITH WONDER WHERE OTHERS GO? BUT HE GIVE ADVICE ANYWAYS!
SEA SMITH HAPPY TO SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS, SO HE BRING ADVICE THAT IS GOOD.
SEA SMITH NO WANT LINKS – TOO MUCH VIRUSY. HE GIVE ADVICE INSTEAD!
SEA SMITH HERE – NOW IT FUN!
SEA SMITH MAKE FRIDAY FUN!
SEA SMITH MAKE FRIDAY NIGHT BETTER. WITH HE LINKS!