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THE FOLLOWING, IS AN INTERVIEW WITH AN UNNAMED GOVERNMENT AGENT. WELL, NOT REALLY. THIS IS NOT THE LEX FRIEDMAN PODCAST. YOU CERTAINLY SHOULD NOT LOG IN NOW TO HEAR THIS. AMERICA IS HOWEVER, FOR SALE. SO YOU MAY AS WELL BE ENTERTAINED WHILE END TIMES ARE UPON US....
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What part of “CLASSIFIED, OH NO YOU DON’T”” is hard to understand?
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I’m here to teach you to swallow the whistle
SPACE!
The transition is complete. Trust the plan.
There’s still time for the President to let this cat out of the bag.
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… bounded fearlessly into the unknown . Impossible there is is absolutely nothing Americans can’t do. When we get together, there’s nobody even close.
