*HIC* STEVE SMITH...COME IN HQ, BREAK OPEN CHEESE PERSON DESK DRAWER. FIND BOTTLE KIRSCHWASSER. HIM DRINK WHOLE THING. NOW...NOT SURE CAN MAKE POST. SO HIM LET FUNNY GLIB...GLIBERTARIANZ HOOMANS HAVE OPEN POST. STEVE SMITH GO LIE DOWN. HAPPY LABOR DAY, HOOMANZ....
STEVE SMITH HALP WITH LINKSES!
STEVE SMITH NNEDZ HALP. HIM GO TO GLIBERTARIAN HQ, TALK TO FOUNDATION BOARD. BY TALK TO, MEAN... HIM FIND OUT GLIBERTARIAN FOUNDATION RUN LOW ON MUNNIEZ. HIM GIVE ALL HIM HAVE OF PINE CONES, LEAFSES, BUT IT ONLY HALP LITTLE. HOOMANS SAY "OUCH!" "STEVE, WHY DO YOU...
STEVE SMITH DO HEAVY LIFTING!
LINKS FROM STEVE SMITH!
IT NO BASEBALL HALL FAME, IT STEVE SMITH LINKS!
STEVE SMITH HALP. HIM DO LINKS, LET RIVEN HAVE AFTERNOON OFF!
STEVE SMITH GET READY…IT NOW FALL!
IT SUMMERTIME, AND STEVE SMITH DO LINKS.
STEVE SMITH DO LINKS. FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMAN SUGARFREE GET BREAK.
STEVE SMITH HOLIDAY LINKS!
STEVE SMITH HAVE THINGS SAY!
STEVE SMITH SPEAKING, WHO CALL?
STEVE SMITH SAY GOOD MORNING!
STEVE SMITH NEED IDEA!
HIKER DON’T SURF!
IT ALMOST NEW YEAR! ENJOY OPEN POST.
STEVE SMITH BRING HOLIDAY CHEER!
MOAR STEVE SMITH LINKINGS!
STEVE SMITH TAKE OVER! HIM OUST CHEESE PERSON FOR LINKSES SPOT.
STEVE SMITH ASK HALP.
STEVE SMITH HALP. HIM DO LINKS!
FRIEND RIVEN HAVE THINGS GET IN WAY, STEVE SMITH TAKE LINK DUTY!
STEVE SMITH TELL WEEK COMING UP!
STEVE SMITH TELL WHAT POST ON FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN SITE!