STEVE SMITH AND COUSIN SEA SMITH WISH ALL FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS HAVE GREAT CHRISTMAS. SINCE SMITHS HERE, IT "SMITHMAS"! NO FORGET MUSIC. SMITHS NO FORGET JEWISHES FRENS. HAPPY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTSES. FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS HAVE OPEN POAST. NO FORGET CPRM FUNNY...
THANKSGIVING OPEN POST.
*HIC* STEVE SMITH...COME IN HQ, BREAK OPEN CHEESE PERSON DESK DRAWER. FIND BOTTLE KIRSCHWASSER. HIM DRINK WHOLE THING. NOW...NOT SURE CAN MAKE POST. SO HIM LET FUNNY GLIB...GLIBERTARIANZ HOOMANS HAVE OPEN POST. STEVE SMITH GO LIE DOWN. HAPPY LABOR DAY, HOOMANZ....
FRIEND RIVEN HAVE THINGS GET IN WAY, STEVE SMITH TAKE LINK DUTY!
STEVE SMITH TELL WEEK COMING UP!
STEVE SMITH TELL WHAT POST ON FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN SITE!
STEVE SMITH DO LINKS TODAY!
STEVE SMITH HALP!
STEVE SMITH HELP. HIM HAVE BEST MANNERS.
STEVE SMITH GIVE UPDATE
STEVE SMITH HAVE QUESTIONS.
WHERE EVERYONE?
SPUD BUSY. HIM HAVE OMWC OVER, SO STEVE SMITH DO FUN AND LINKS!
STEVE SMITH, KING OF ROAD!
STEVE SMITH ON ROAD! HIM GO BEHIND CHEDDAR CURTAIN.
STEVE SMITH ON ROAD – ON WAY VISIT FRIEND ZARDOZ!
STEVE SMITH HIT THE ROAD.
STEVE SMITH READY CHRISTMAS TIME!
IT TOO EARLY!
NO HUNT I
STEVE SMITH GIVE LINKS. IT STILL EARLY IN CASACADIA!
STEVE SMITH COME HELP WITH LINKS. BY HELP WITH LINKS, MEAN…
BESTEST ADVICE FROM STEVE SMITH!
STEVE SMITH CONTINUE DAY OF CRYPTIDSES. HIM GIVE REALY GOOD LINKS FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE!
STEVE SMITH SAY “THE ADVISER IS IN HOUSE!” HIM GIVE GOODEST ADVICE AROUND.