“100% percent he did it,” the hair said, watching Joe nervously running the zipper on his fleece up and down. “Oh, no, yeah, he totally did that shit,” the hat said. “WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?” Dark MAGA hat asked from Elon’s head. “No one’s talking to you,” the hat...
it’s in the can
“Where will we go?” Hunter asked his only friend. “My father’s huge mansion? The underground jizz fountain I bought with my art sales?” “Fuck it,” Cracky said, “I’m not moving out.” “Cracky?” Hunter asked. “I’m not fucking going anywhere,” Cracky said. “But when Trump...
Thought I’d be out of here by now.
Oh, Yonny
Why would I lie?
“DeBarge! DeBarge!”
ten thousand lightning strikes in the heavens
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“I must be honestly.”
And the man in the back said, “Everyone attack!”
Lump lingered last in line for brains.
Why do we still live here?
Sizzler.
Danger! Danger!
Year Zero Interrupt
Superman or Green Lantern ain’t got a-nothin’ on me
The pandemic is over.
I am nothing
“I am tall and have white hair.”
And they didn’t, so he died.
Finnegan begin again
Back to the butter.
“What are they chanting?”
“Rise.”
A question unposed