Power lesbian Corey Burke murders her father with an ice axe in Election Night meltdown at Seattle home A Blue Origin employee married to a prominent trans author has been accused of killing her elderly father with an ice axe on Election Night. Corey Burke, 33,...
“Where will we go?” Hunter asked his only friend. “My father’s huge mansion? The underground jizz fountain I bought with my art sales?” “Fuck it,” Cracky said, “I’m not moving out.” “Cracky?” Hunter asked. “I’m not fucking going anywhere,” Cracky said. “But when Trump...
“What am I going to do, Momala?” Ella wailed. “They canceled my modeling contract!” She rocked an unconscious Kamala back and forth so vigorously she fell off her throne, insensate and bloated. “I don’t think I have any tears left!’ Ella sobbed. “Can I take this off...
Ficus
Alcohol, dirty malls, Pensacola, Florida bars
It’s an important day.
Do you have to think about it?
[giggle]
Like the grooves on a record
cref diagram #78
fancy new terms
A one-way trip.
Editor’s Note: The sound of children screaming has been removed.
¡Caliente!
Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?
Good times make men hard.
Donald Fudgebody had him by the throat!
Ezra Miller died right before their eyes.
What the world needs now is another folk singer, like I need a hole in my head.
“You let him ride a bicycle?” Tony asked, incredulous, his voice booming from the speakers of his isolation pod. “He wanted to,” Dr. Jill Biden said petulantly. She fingered the stethoscope around her neck nervously. “Nothing can happen to him before midterms,”...
How does it feel to know you’ve just won again?
Blame
That isn’t a Photoshop
At the time you were a rake and a roustabout, spending all your money on the whores and hounds.
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