“What am I going to do, Momala?” Ella wailed. “They canceled my modeling contract!” She rocked an unconscious Kamala back and forth so vigorously she fell off her throne, insensate and bloated. “I don’t think I have any tears left!’ Ella sobbed. “Can I take this off...
The Mandate of Heaven
“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He walked into the cold, cold waters, his erection bobbing, and swam toward the floating mass in the loch, moss green, smooth. “John!” his wife cried, “Be...
https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1493990301551190028 Welp, that's the end of BLM. Once you get sucked into the Clinton maw, the only way out is "suicide." Deadly bombs may go green New explosives could be more powerful and safer to handle than TNT and...
Yummy
Hot soup boils in the wretched spoils of the clock collector’s clique
chop
Love is so confusing
FACT CHECKED
I dreamed about killing you again last night and it felt alright to me
dolla holla
Money feeds my music machine
Futzing
I’m your rubber peacock angelic whore
I’m a wrought iron face upon the wall
“Love lost, fire at will, dum-dum bullets, and shoot to kill.”
Fake Fake but in a Real Real way
Meanwhile…
All music and a story I didn’t write.
Editor’s Note: Some readers may find this story arousing.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Kentucky
“I am Yulaw! I am nobody’s bitch!”
Dread in monochrome
David
“So you run down to the safety of the town”