“I always knew we’d win,” the hat said smugly. “No, you didn’t,” the hair said. “I believed,” the hat said, “And that was enough.” All was quiet on the Mar-a-Lago estate. Sounds of the party outside had finally died away, and the security personnel had orders to walk...
“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He walked into the cold, cold waters, his erection bobbing, and swam toward the floating mass in the loch, moss green, smooth. “John!” his wife cried, “Be...
“Fucking Joe Biden” Kamala said with withering disgust. “We had fucking Puerto Ricans all sewn up!” “W-w-we s-s-ure did,” said Tim around the bit in his mouth. “I swear he’s doing it on purpose, the doddering old fool.” Kamala stomped around her office. “And fucking...
Appealing to the, uh, urban markets.
What Mama wants, Mama gets.
“Oh, to be the cream”
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I AM THE ELECTRIC MESSIAH! THE AC/DC GOD!
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct.
“Getting older makes it harder to remember… we are our only saviors.”
Family-friendly but probably Not Safe For Work
Ignore the evidence.
Anthropodermic bibliopegy
I’ve got a thing called “kayak love.”
And I ride and I ride
Missives
slap bass
Lobster hands all boiled and sharp
Astrolabe
narrative
juvenile delinquent wrecks
Love Camp #7
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
Unrelated to lamb flaps.
i’ve got a little surprise for you