“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He walked into the cold, cold waters, his erection bobbing, and swam toward the floating mass in the loch, moss green, smooth. “John!” his wife cried, “Be...
JOY, damn you! JOY!
“Maybe just meet her, maybe she’s a really nice girl,” Donald said. “Father, please no,” Barron said, twisting away from the photograph. “It falls to you, my son, my only son, to heal the tremendous fracaturers in our country. You’re great, maybe she’ll be great, I...
Pandemonium.
Your laser love is like a heart attack
No teeth
Between the Disney abattoir
and the chemical refinery
I knew I was in trouble
but I thought I was in hell
“In his house at Mar-a-Lago
Hatted Donald waits dreaming”
Madness is the gift that has been given to me
Mission accomplished
Hey! Uh-huh!
In a way, I can’t help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane.
Hot Havana Nights
Is she really going out with him?
All-Natural Strawberry Flavoring
You’re lookin’ good, just like a snake in the grass
Sush.
celebrate our disease
purely medical
but i’ve just seen a surgeon
and with a knife he cut
everybody, everyone, let’s go
His riddles three.
my name is blue canary
Timing is everything.
“It only takes a camera to change her mind”