“Where will we go?” Hunter asked his only friend. “My father’s huge mansion? The underground jizz fountain I bought with my art sales?” “Fuck it,” Cracky said, “I’m not moving out.” “Cracky?” Hunter asked. “I’m not fucking going anywhere,” Cracky said. “But when Trump...
You wouldn’t know a diamond if you held it in your hand.
“I always knew we’d win,” the hat said smugly. “No, you didn’t,” the hair said. “I believed,” the hat said, “And that was enough.” All was quiet on the Mar-a-Lago estate. Sounds of the party outside had finally died away, and the security personnel had orders to walk...
Compersion
my only weakness is a list of crimes… nevermind, nevermind
the substance substitutes love and affection
No, it’s not a rug.
Torches and Pitchforks
COOKIES
COME OUT AND PLAY-AY!
Continuity
BRAAAINS…
vote or die
Oswald and his sister are doing it again.
DARK BRANDON RISES
That goes to show
How little you know
Everything’s alright when I’m alone with you
THROBBING BIOLOGICAL URGES
I see her catch my eye and give me a secret smile
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
I tried to fake it
Yar!
I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of
Lawfare
It’s the motion of the ocean.