“What am I going to do, Momala?” Ella wailed. “They canceled my modeling contract!” She rocked an unconscious Kamala back and forth so vigorously she fell off her throne, insensate and bloated. “I don’t think I have any tears left!’ Ella sobbed. “Can I take this off...
The Mandate of Heaven
“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He walked into the cold, cold waters, his erection bobbing, and swam toward the floating mass in the loch, moss green, smooth. “John!” his wife cried, “Be...
“I cannot think of the deep sea without shuddering at the nameless things that may at this very moment be crawling and floundering on its slimy bed…”
Canon
The blue of your eyes was infinite
Can Kwanzaa-Bot create a feast so lavish, not even He could eat it all?
How do you own disorder?
“I just try to drink enough water.”
we’re on the edge, almost falling
“No mask? No mask?!?”
Turkey time with Cracky!
Them funky monkeys is comin’!
Snuggles
19 stories of Subaru Horror
WHO IS FAVORITE SMITH?!?
Look into the mirror
FAT BEAR
Happy Halloween!
I can never die
By our powers combined…
Sometimes I wonder where you are…
Я просто намагаюся заплатити за юридичну школу.
Famefucker
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