“I always knew we’d win,” the hat said smugly. “No, you didn’t,” the hair said. “I believed,” the hat said, “And that was enough.” All was quiet on the Mar-a-Lago estate. Sounds of the party outside had finally died away, and the security personnel had orders to walk...
“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He walked into the cold, cold waters, his erection bobbing, and swam toward the floating mass in the loch, moss green, smooth. “John!” his wife cried, “Be...
“Fucking Joe Biden” Kamala said with withering disgust. “We had fucking Puerto Ricans all sewn up!” “W-w-we s-s-ure did,” said Tim around the bit in his mouth. “I swear he’s doing it on purpose, the doddering old fool.” Kamala stomped around her office. “And fucking...
Summon up the legions
The Return of Cackley
Why we should suffer for this?
Somewhere, in deepest Anacostia…
Heaven’s just a rumor she’ll dispel
Pudding Pop
I swear I felt some flesh
“Where are we?”
When they said repent, I wonder what they meant
Filmed before a live studio audience
OMG, it’s the best.
“Danger, Joe Biden! Danger!”
Some smooth chords
On the car radio
Lightning
Senator Dianne Feinstein Taken To Hospital After Tripping, Falling In San Francisco Senator Dianne Feinstein was at the hospital, TMZ has learned, after tripping and falling Tuesday in her home city of San Francisco. We do not know how serious her injuries are ......
Just a hang and chill. Nothing weird or anything.
All the things she couldn’t say.
Bork bork bork
I don’t know if it’s my strength, but this chair keeps breaking!
“But the dreams came on in the humid Florida night like livewire voodoo”
Seduction
The Triumphant Return of Cracky