“I WILL HAVE SEX WITH THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!” he shouted, his voice like thunder rolling across the loch. He walked into the cold, cold waters, his erection bobbing, and swam toward the floating mass in the loch, moss green, smooth. “John!” his wife cried, “Be...
JOY, damn you! JOY!
“Maybe just meet her, maybe she’s a really nice girl,” Donald said. “Father, please no,” Barron said, twisting away from the photograph. “It falls to you, my son, my only son, to heal the tremendous fracaturers in our country. You’re great, maybe she’ll be great, I...
The high falsetto
You knew what you were getting into.
Empty dreams can only disappoint.
Titties
I was bored before I even began
Who made who?
As simple as a flower
Take a deep whiff.
The ashes and the fire.
The Price of Betrayal
Learning lines in the rain
“Heel mee,” Dianne groaned through the working section of her twisted mouth. “No, I don’t think so, Dianne,” Hillary said, barely looking up from her pubic topiary. “All-wahs loyul,” Dianne said effortly. “I desherve…” “You deserve nothing,” Hillary said. clip...
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Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep.
The Long Dark Night of the Cocksucker’s Soul
I AM THE ELECTRIC MESSIAH!
The Femblasian Candidate
When you get stoned on the cloudy breezy desert afternoon
Nevertheless, she peed herself.
“The perfect beer for removing ‘no’ from your vocabulary for the night.”
Blood is the rose of mysterious union
WITCH HUNT