“Yes, Father,” Barron said. “I will eat of the bird and the tuber, the gooey starch and the flood berry, yea, the very gourd of the earth.” “Barron, my son,” Donald said. “Turkey, mashed potatoes, dressing, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie. We’re populists, men of the...
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The Long Dark Night of the Cocksucker’s Soul
I AM THE ELECTRIC MESSIAH!
The Femblasian Candidate
When you get stoned on the cloudy breezy desert afternoon
Nevertheless, she peed herself.
“The perfect beer for removing ‘no’ from your vocabulary for the night.”
Blood is the rose of mysterious union
WITCH HUNT
Dammit, Torie.
MANY LUMPS
Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass.
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CASH PARTY
the future is mine
Human beings are unreliable things.
Filaments
Everyone knows you were caught with the meat in your mouth.
Moist
Wanna go for a ride?
Weather Balloons
Godless heathens always waltz on the sky
Ficus