BREAKING -- FEDERAL WORKER BUYOUTS PAUSED: A federal judge in Boston has paused federal employee buyouts. Dammit. If I'm understanding this correctly it means that the roughly 60,000 employees who had already accepted the offer will have to show up at work tomorrow....
GERMANS HAVE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH: In what may serve as a pivotal moment of the federal election campaign and perhaps the future of German politics as a whole, the ‘firewall’ barring establishment parties in Berlin from working with the AfD broke down on Wednesday as...
You kids can follow the headlines on your own. Here is a wrap-up of things you may have missed this week. YOUR DAILY NUTPUNCH (OR OVARY TAP): DC Jail, Federal Bureau of Prisons slow to release J6 prisoners who were pardoned. The DC Jail holds federal prisoners under...
Minimalist links. No illos, no music.
“Well,” said the duty editor bitchily, “no links again.”
Oops.
Welp, it’s that time again. Tonio tantalizes us with trenchant commentary about… the links.
Mexican Sharpshooter is on vacay this week, so the best we could do was Tonio whose name sounds Mexican. Links of pot, appropriated Mexican culture, and, well, you know…
Don’t make a fuss, just get on the bus. And enjoy… the links.
Put on you ‘nad armor, kids. It’s Thursday afternoon and Tonio brings you a fine clutch of artisanally-curated links, now with more illos.
Just poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick, that’s better than reading these links.
SCOTUS completes hat-trick. POTUS still senile. It’s different when they do it. States foment plans to resist Bruen. Commie tells joke which falls flatter than Tank Man in Tienanmen square. A sharp stick for anyone who needs an eye-poke.
Champagne corks are popping at Glibs HQ as we finally have some good news to celebrate.
A unique way of making butter. A novel way to send the kids to Grandma’s house. Florida man. Legacy media realizing they need to shape up. Hopeful news. Computer room confidential.
Tonio delivers your links, sweatily.
Everyone’s favorite shitlinker returns to bring you links both bizarre and enraging.
A bittersweet goodbye, and a secret revealed.
Tonio phones in… the links.
SMDH
Exactly what you’d expect when Tonio returns to his normal weekly slot.
Haphazard, quickly composed links. Because the show must go on.
Safety Nazis, Eco-Warriors, and the National Security State all hate your freedom of movement and want to take that away.
The news isn’t completely dreadful today, so come in and enjoy some linkage.
It’s Thursday afternoon again. Time to don your tinfoil headgear and join Tonio for links strange and terrifying.
Banjos used all the good links this morning, so you’re left with…