So Val Kilmer….what a fucking asshole. I did a weekend job for him in the early 80’s. Guy was into footplay. Kept trying to put his toe in my mouth. I told him to cut it out after waking up with the piggy that stayed home on my tongue. I told him I would bite the...
Okay let’s see, how does this fuckwit do this?
What? I retired the Economics Corner, not from covering Sloopy and Banjos on the busiest day of the week. Then what hits me? Krugabe decided to start a Substack. No really, its right here. I haven’t decided if I want to start doing this again. Aren’t you supposed to...
Its a goddam shame I can’t send this to him via fax machine.
Yeah I stole Iowahawk’s bit. SO SUE ME.
This new format is giving me a headache
What the fuck? How am I supposed to do my job and whatever it is you call hanging around here, without InfoWars? Seriously, where else can I get information on the location of the machine elves? Do yourself a favor and get the hell out of Florida. This photo is not...
Get some. Whatever it is, as long as your getting it.
Don’t they know I work overnight?
Sugarfree and his consequencs, am I right?
I’m back, bitches!
I gotta tell ya, I don’t get the hate everyone had for OJ. Maybe because I’m a white woman, he was always nice to me. Had a weird fetish. He took down my measurements one weekend when he covered a Giants game at the Meadowlands, told me not to gain any weight....
Again? Goddamnit!
I don’t have time for this shit
Find your lighter and a pack of smokes.
I suppose I should apologize, as you probably were expecting the Greek Statue guy. I can’t speak to what happened, but I promise I will address this Krugman column is a fair, accurate, reasonable, and most importantly unemotional. You cucks love that. Yeah …fuck that...
Tonio sent word at 2am this morning informing me he is currently attending some biker cock fest out in the hills. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I can’t get mad, I’d pick dick over you schlubs too… …besides, it gives me a chance to tell a story about...
He’s all there except for one big, bad thing: a penis.
Fuck this dumpster
Favor time.
Its morning. I’m tired. I’m sore. I’m still here to do the links. Who’s fault is this; why a, I here? You know why. Why won’t this fucking .jif work? Ugggggh. That NPR broad better have a decent rack and he better send pics. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus fucking...
This movement for self sufficiency has gotten me into gardening. Particularly this broad on YouTube. My only issue is I don’t have any work clothes but thus far I’ve been able to make due. The retards decided to continue draining the oil reserve in an attempt to...
That son of a bitch old man called me in the damn shower trying to find someone to cover for him. The worst part was I was in the middle of a webcam and my customers for some reason al wanted to watch me wash my hair. What’s he doing? Only this. The old man is...
That fucking Mexican made me get up early to do this shit. Sure, just ask randomly if anyone can pick up the slack. No mind to everyone else with outside lives, families, and jobs. That cock tease can suck it. Possible plot twist: Buffalo guy is a FED. You...
Tonio, who normally does these things, is off chasing cock. He left me his Glibs Anniversary Post Template, so here you go.
Finally! The New Year’s holiday weekend is over. Lot of business over New Year’s. everyone wants to either end the old year, or start the new one with a bang. Either way I cash in on all these losers jerking it to me shaving my armpits. Last year was shitty enough...