I need a cigarette. Been working since Tuesday morning. Business suddenly picked up! Yes Drake. Fox News called Arizona. Federal prosecutors look to end the witch hunts, because it was always just fuck you that’s why. New Jersey is almost a swing state? Almost only...
What the fuck? How am I supposed to do my job and whatever it is you call hanging around here, without InfoWars? Seriously, where else can I get information on the location of the machine elves? Do yourself a favor and get the hell out of Florida. This photo is not...
I don’t know what happened to Sugarfree. He’s not dead, so don’t worry. I’m double booked later, so lets do this quickly. School shooting in Georgia. No details about the shooter yet, so it probably wasn’t a white kid. This is the most war on terror headline, ever....
Don’t they know I work overnight?
Sugarfree and his consequencs, am I right?
I’m back, bitches!
I gotta tell ya, I don’t get the hate everyone had for OJ. Maybe because I’m a white woman, he was always nice to me. Had a weird fetish. He took down my measurements one weekend when he covered a Giants game at the Meadowlands, told me not to gain any weight....
Again? Goddamnit!
I don’t have time for this shit
Find your lighter and a pack of smokes.
I suppose I should apologize, as you probably were expecting the Greek Statue guy. I can’t speak to what happened, but I promise I will address this Krugman column is a fair, accurate, reasonable, and most importantly unemotional. You cucks love that. Yeah …fuck that...
Tonio sent word at 2am this morning informing me he is currently attending some biker cock fest out in the hills. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I can’t get mad, I’d pick dick over you schlubs too… …besides, it gives me a chance to tell a story about...
He’s all there except for one big, bad thing: a penis.
Fuck this dumpster
Favor time.
Its morning. I’m tired. I’m sore. I’m still here to do the links. Who’s fault is this; why a, I here? You know why. Why won’t this fucking .jif work? Ugggggh. That NPR broad better have a decent rack and he better send pics. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus fucking...
This movement for self sufficiency has gotten me into gardening. Particularly this broad on YouTube. My only issue is I don’t have any work clothes but thus far I’ve been able to make due. The retards decided to continue draining the oil reserve in an attempt to...
That son of a bitch old man called me in the damn shower trying to find someone to cover for him. The worst part was I was in the middle of a webcam and my customers for some reason al wanted to watch me wash my hair. What’s he doing? Only this. The old man is...
That fucking Mexican made me get up early to do this shit. Sure, just ask randomly if anyone can pick up the slack. No mind to everyone else with outside lives, families, and jobs. That cock tease can suck it. Possible plot twist: Buffalo guy is a FED. You...
Tonio, who normally does these things, is off chasing cock. He left me his Glibs Anniversary Post Template, so here you go.
Finally! The New Year’s holiday weekend is over. Lot of business over New Year’s. everyone wants to either end the old year, or start the new one with a bang. Either way I cash in on all these losers jerking it to me shaving my armpits. Last year was shitty enough...
What a week! I spent the last few days visiting an old client in the VOQ at beautiful Ft. Bragg, NC. He announced his retirement from the Army, and invited me to the ceremony! He was always thankful I helped him find his true self, and the red rockets. He got the...
Swiss is out this afternoon. I had this problem with people from OpenDoor asking to start up an HOA. I refused, and told them to get fucked. When they refused they left my property. This was a couple months ago. So I get this letter saying they started one anyways...
A surprise daytime showing.
Oh sure. Throw a party and don’t invite me. Sure I might have cleaned house but let’s be real, I’d be finished working within the hour. Then you ask me to take care of the links? What chutzpah. Of course he is. Of course he is. Wait…zero deaths from Commie Cough? I...