I need a cigarette. Been working since Tuesday morning. Business suddenly picked up! Yes Drake. Fox News called Arizona. Federal prosecutors look to end the witch hunts, because it was always just fuck you that’s why. New Jersey is almost a swing state? Almost only...
What the fuck? How am I supposed to do my job and whatever it is you call hanging around here, without InfoWars? Seriously, where else can I get information on the location of the machine elves? Do yourself a favor and get the hell out of Florida. This photo is not...
I don’t know what happened to Sugarfree. He’s not dead, so don’t worry. I’m double booked later, so lets do this quickly. School shooting in Georgia. No details about the shooter yet, so it probably wasn’t a white kid. This is the most war on terror headline, ever....
Oh sure. Throw a party and don’t invite me. Sure I might have cleaned house but let’s be real, I’d be finished working within the hour. Then you ask me to take care of the links? What chutzpah. Of course he is. Of course he is. Wait…zero deaths from Commie Cough? I...
Good morning. Friday morning.
Relax, there are no pills involved today
Tonio asked me to slip him a Mickey. I guess that means something else now?
I just want you to know…Out of everyone here, I hate you the most.
What? Like you clowns weren’t going to just post your own links. TPTB gave me editing access so I’m taking over this fucking place and ruling it like the shrieking harpy I am. Bitches! Here’s a bit of an oldie, but a goodie. Sort of like me. Rising prices will get...
Its too fucking bright out.
Good morning clowns! Where have I been you might ask? Florida! Too bad I won’t be able to take the RV down to service the Spring Training crowd this year, but luckily the Kentucky Derby is still on. Until then… …Business as usual and time is money as they say....
Inflate this!
Its always morning after for me
I got your turkey. I got your turkey right here!
Ah, the loverly fall weather is here and I finally get to read about a “bomb cyclone” happening on the other side of this fucking rock we call “America”. Is this what it’s like for the rest of the country watching the northeast taking nature’s loads to the face every...
Alright I have my rubber gloves. Lets get this over with. Telling team cuck not to vote is a bold move, lets see if that works out. Just mint the butt-fucking coin already you dumbshits, I know it will lead to massive inflation, you know it, the American...
Its too goddamn early for this shit
Alright alright alright
Oh, I’ll give you inflation all right.
More links? You’re killing me.
Busy evening. Deal with it.
Good afternoon
Filling in for Banjos, means she did something that might make even me blush.
With the sudden rise in the cost of commodities…
You might not be wrong for once, but then again nobody gives a rat’s ass what you think of Florida. What? You think I’m going to defend Florida? I live in Jersey, I got no room to talk. Let’s see what else is going on! See? He’s not wrong. What’s the problem? Its...