What the fuck? How am I supposed to do my job and whatever it is you call hanging around here, without InfoWars? Seriously, where else can I get information on the location of the machine elves? Do yourself a favor and get the hell out of Florida. This photo is not...
Get some. Whatever it is, as long as your getting it.
Sloopy and Banjos asked for the morning off. Don’t fucking ask me what they’re doing, they’re into deisel generators and Crocs. Its some sort of social signal even I am unfamiliar with. He’s already in Mexico, unless he’s a fucking retard. Let’s be real hes probably a...
Not this shit again.
Web Dom thinks she is bad at excerpts? The fuck outta here!
Grudgingly yours,
Sidebar…can’t have the sidebar. It gives them the shakes.
At least this morning, I don’t need a morning after pill. Maybe not that kind, I did take a daily multivitamin. Lose a lot of electrolytes after work. I’m not here to talk about me, because I have to pick up links from Sloopy. What a cheapskate! This commie virus...
Closed up the shop early for a deep cleaning, then I’m ready for the grand reopening!
Wait a minute…
By “links” I mean highlighting the text, right click, then select “add hyperlink”.
Anyone claiming first is a…
Here’s the latest without the New York Times paywall. The bombshell New York Times report on Donald Trump’s tax returns is a remarkable feat of journalism. The team deserves special praise for making their findings comprehensible to general readers and not getting...
Good evening you cock tease.
Oh sure, schedule for 1900. What if I have a client at 1900? Oh hey, what going on boys? Business is booming since they started telling college students to wear masks while they’re gettin it on! Here’s one from Krugabe without the NYT paywall. As the U.S. economy...
Its too late, the sun is out.
Hey Spud! It looks like they’re closing down a bunch of Steak and Shakes. You’ll have to find a new place. It doesn’t have to be classy, but it does help. Once again, I have brought you chicanery without having to give NYTimes a click! Last week, the Bureau of...
I don’t understand, how am I’m the only one still open for business around here?
Before I begin, I want to express my codomlences for #5 Bob and his Russian Kia. If you hadnt donated to the GoFundMe, and wish to do so click here. I myself sent $20, but be careful with that because Drake used it to wipe blood of his his ass with it after I pegged...
Amado mio, love me forever -- And let forever, begin tonight -- Amado mio, when we?re together -- I'm in a dream world, of sweat delight..... What? Here's today's piece of insanity. A decade ago, the world was living in the aftermath of the worst economic crisis since...