ZARDOZ APPROVED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT HAS BEEN A PERIOD OF TIME. BUT ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. YOUR SNARK AT THE FILTH OF BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH HAS BEEN GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOOD? THE GUN. ALSO GOOD - ADVICE. ZARDOZ WILL...
ZARDOZ IS NOT AMUSED
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT HAS BEEN A CONSIDERABLE TIME SINCE ZARDOZ HAS SHOWN HIS SUPERIOR ADVICE GIVING, OVER THAT OF THE BRUTALS. THE BRUTAL ADVICE GIVER "DEAR ABBY" IS EXCEPTIONALLY GUILTY OF BEING INFERIOR TO ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ SHALL GIVE PROOF OF...
ZARDOZ SPEAKS….THE ADVICE YOU HAVE CRAVED TO HEAR!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS ADVICE TO THE CHOSEN ONES!
ZARDOZ REWARDS THE CHOSEN ONES WITH ADVICE.
ZARDOZ PROCLAIMS THE LINKS! GO FORTH AND COMMENT.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS….ADVICE FOR THE CHOSEN ONES.
ZARDOZ DISPENSES ADVICE TO THE CHOSEN ONES.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, THE LINK RECEIVING CHOSEN ONES.
ZARDOZ RETURNS…IN STYLE.
ZARDOZ IS BACK, AND HE SPEAKS…AND LINKS FOR HIS CHOSEN ONES.
ZARDOZ WILL NOT TAKE THIS LYING DOWN!